Chantilyvamp
Confidently Neurotic!
- Joined
- Mar 17, 2006
- Posts
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And get back a group of yuppies dressed in Eddie Bauer hiking gear
I put in a roll of bondage tape
and you get a sub to take to the movies.
I put it in my old boots...
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And get back a group of yuppies dressed in Eddie Bauer hiking gear
I put in a roll of bondage tape
and you get a sub to take to the movies.
I put it in my old boots...
...and you get back a leather vest.
I put in my X-box, slightly used
And get back a platoon of Norwegian ski troops.
I put in a Mauser 96.
And took out a single daisy.
I put in some tattered undies.
And get back a new vibrator
I put in a bottle of Hydroxycut
And get back a jumbo candy bar.
I put in a matching candle set.
And get back a Cook Shack electric smoker.
I put in a well-rubbed beef brisket.
and you get back a spicy vegetarian burger.
I put in a rather odd looking rainbow pen...
And get back a rather odd poem about a rainbow.
I put in a stack of my old textbooks.
And get back the Collected Audio Works of Douglas Adams.
I put in my Eeyore supersized coffee cup...
And get an Italian expresso maker in brushed chrome with tigereye knobs.
I push in a broken down Jeep Cherokee.
And get back three wet and muddy children.
I put in a bottle of my favorite rose-scented body oil...
And get back a swarthy, muscular, half-naked masseur.
I put in a set of seriously stressed out, stiff, sore neck muscles.
And get back a Brazilian wax to make you forget your neck pain.
I put in a pack of cheap useless tarot cards and a Wiccan spellbook...
And get back a useful poker chip set, with 2 decks of cards, and a book of Hoyle.
I put in my failing hard drive.
And get back twenty-five jump drives full of music.
I put in my hair ties.
And you get back submissive hair.
I put in a stack of 'Car and Driver' magazines...
And get back a politically incorrect Hummer 2.
I put in an entire carton of Guns and Ammo.
And get back a new generation of gun owners.
I put in my Nerf toys
And you get back a pile of bright orange foam shreds
I put in a copy of Wii Sports...
And you get back a gift certificate for a chiropractor.
I put in a worn out 'puter keyboard...
...You get a tired little mouse
I put in a box of brownie mix...
and you get back a box of leprechaun mix.
I put in a rusty tow chain...