RedHairedandFriendly
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*chuckles* Morning all. Thanks for the chuckles.
Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...
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Paul_Chance
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Funny
Just found and browsed the thread. Some very funny stuff! I took notes! Thanks for all the morning laughter.
Just found and browsed the thread. Some very funny stuff! I took notes! Thanks for all the morning laughter.
RedHairedandFriendly
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Just found and browsed the thread. Some very funny stuff! I took notes! Thanks for all the morning laughter.
You're welcome.
RedHairedandFriendly
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It's not here to make men/women fear sending PMs, it's here to make folks think about showing respect to a woman/man before PMing them that you simply want to cyber fuck them.
If you desire to know someone for more than just a cyber playmate than you shouldn't fear PMing them with sincerity. If you're only looking for that quick and easy fuck, then yeah you should stop and think before you PM.
SmileyGirl
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Red's thread isn't here to put people off sending PM's but rather to put a little thought into what you say! Nobody is asking for a masterpiece just something that's not going to either make your eyes roll or baby sick in your mouth
RedHairedandFriendly
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I try very hard to engage in conversations that if start out respectfully and sincere. Sadly those conversations turn to "So what turns you on the most? What makes you the most wet? What's your fantasy? Do you ever cam?" I'm sorry, when did I imply that I wanted to share that with the person? When did our conversation go from casual to intimate? Where was I?
Red's thread isn't here to put people off sending PM's but rather to put a little thought into what you say! Nobody is asking for a masterpiece just something that's not going to either make your eyes roll or baby sick in your mouth
"baby sick in your mouth" I hate that. lol
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I honestly am not trying to "one-up" you, Red, or to win points in an argument. But sincerity and respect are usually met with attitude by those I might be interested in. I probably should not have made my initial post, because it also has been received the wrong way.
RedHairedandFriendly
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Wow, I didn't feel you were trying to "one up" me or argue with me. I thought we were having a conversation, was all. I don't think I misunderstood you, I was just talking with you.
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PleasePeesMe
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My first ever PM said,
"WOW, nice cock". It was from a man.
"WOW, nice cock". It was from a man.
RedHairedandFriendly
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It happens. For me, I don't see the images/av/sigs half the time because my stuff is off. So when I PM someone, it usually is because of a post they made, not because of their pictures. I don't look at profiles unless I feel drawn to wanting to learn more about the person.
PanamaJaxxx
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Well damn....no wonder you never replied when I pm'd you to cyber fuck me....but....it was sincere! lol
RedHairedandFriendly
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Well damn....no wonder you never replied when I pm'd you to cyber fuck me....but....it was sincere! lol
Aren't you a funny fella. lol
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1sickbastard
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One I sent several weeks ago:
That's it.... (pm title line)
(pm message)...After that last exchange on the thread, let's get to know each other already.
I suggest a game of twenty questions.
You can go first.
(end pm)
That's it.... (pm title line)
(pm message)...After that last exchange on the thread, let's get to know each other already.
I suggest a game of twenty questions.
You can go first.
(end pm)
RedHairedandFriendly
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You know... I've had people use the 20 Questions PM with me. One person it worked, but only because we'd been writing on SRPs for a while as co-writers, so he wasn't a "stranger".
I've had another person do it and it felt creepy and made me uncomfortable, so I told him that if he wanted to talk to me, he could do so on the boards, and not in the PM any more. He never bothered to pop in on the boards - - so to him, I knew my value from the moment I asked him to post on the boards.
I don't want to play games in a PM any more. Colors of character are often seen easily in the black text of a computer screen.
I've had another person do it and it felt creepy and made me uncomfortable, so I told him that if he wanted to talk to me, he could do so on the boards, and not in the PM any more. He never bothered to pop in on the boards - - so to him, I knew my value from the moment I asked him to post on the boards.
I don't want to play games in a PM any more. Colors of character are often seen easily in the black text of a computer screen.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure it only worked this time is because we had been playing with each other on the threads. Again, I rarely send a pm out of the blue to anyone.
RedHairedandFriendly
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1sickbastard
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I wanna see Naples too - Florida right?
See your Naples & die? Erruhhhh...
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On the geographical theme, not quite a PM opening line but the opening discourse after adding someone to Yahoo... first being their (god, it was so predictable, but I had to experience it first-hand) hit up for free air fares from a sugar daddy, followed by "Yeah, I'd love to visit China", and then a few seconds later "Whoops, that was meant for someone else, I meant New Zealand."
News for you honey,,, I can poke my fingers down my throat and make myself vomit for free.
WhipLuvr
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From some punk with one post to his name:
voice files
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Hi - sexed-up norwegian young man really into voice files would love to exchange some with you, perhaps taping myself masturbating for you?
A little story in the meantime, part 1 of more if you like it:
We are a group of 8 men who meet regularly for poker playing and drinking, and here's what happens:
We are playing poker while you are serving us only wearing a tini mini-skirt, thin panties and a bra. You constantly hear us commenting your body and what we would like to do with you, and as the alchol consumption goes up the comments gets more and more rude and louder.
My friend Robert is a big guy, and when you serve him a drink he grabs you and pulls you onto his lap and holds you down with his strong arms. You can feel his cock is getting hard (Robert has the largest dick I have seen, more than 9 inches and really thick). You fight to get loose, but he manages to get a good feel of your breasts and rubbing your pussy on the outside of your tiny pants. He shouts "I swear she is soaking wet, I could feel her pussy juices through her panties!" you blush, but must admit to your self you are soaking wet. My friend Lars replies "maybe we should make the card game more interresting?" Jonas responds "how about we draw a card, if it's spades we can feel her pussy, if its clubs we must suck her pussy, hearts she must suck us all of, if it's diamonds we will all fuck her!"
You are shocked about how rude we are getting, but also aroused by the cheering by the guys who all agree that this is a fun game!
My friend Tom grabs the card deck and says "let's go!". He flips up a card - clubs! "we will suck her pussy, suck her pussy" the guys chant. Robert grabs you by your arms and stands behind you and holds you hard, while two toher frinds grabs you ancles while Jonas pulls your thin panties off. We can all see how wet your panties are, you can't pretend any more! Jonas slides his fingers between your pussy lips, and shouts "see how wet this bitch is" while holding his hands out for everbody to see. you blush, and shiver when he suddenly stcks two fingers up your pussy and starts fucking your pussy with them. He gets on his knees, and starts lapping your pussy with his tongue. Now the rest of the guys want their share, and we take turns holding you tight and sucking your pussy! When everybody has had their share, we let you take on your panties and we continue the crad game. Shameful but horny you must continue serving us. Perhaps we will soon flip another card?
voice files
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Hi - sexed-up norwegian young man really into voice files would love to exchange some with you, perhaps taping myself masturbating for you?
A little story in the meantime, part 1 of more if you like it:
We are a group of 8 men who meet regularly for poker playing and drinking, and here's what happens:
We are playing poker while you are serving us only wearing a tini mini-skirt, thin panties and a bra. You constantly hear us commenting your body and what we would like to do with you, and as the alchol consumption goes up the comments gets more and more rude and louder.
My friend Robert is a big guy, and when you serve him a drink he grabs you and pulls you onto his lap and holds you down with his strong arms. You can feel his cock is getting hard (Robert has the largest dick I have seen, more than 9 inches and really thick). You fight to get loose, but he manages to get a good feel of your breasts and rubbing your pussy on the outside of your tiny pants. He shouts "I swear she is soaking wet, I could feel her pussy juices through her panties!" you blush, but must admit to your self you are soaking wet. My friend Lars replies "maybe we should make the card game more interresting?" Jonas responds "how about we draw a card, if it's spades we can feel her pussy, if its clubs we must suck her pussy, hearts she must suck us all of, if it's diamonds we will all fuck her!"
You are shocked about how rude we are getting, but also aroused by the cheering by the guys who all agree that this is a fun game!
My friend Tom grabs the card deck and says "let's go!". He flips up a card - clubs! "we will suck her pussy, suck her pussy" the guys chant. Robert grabs you by your arms and stands behind you and holds you hard, while two toher frinds grabs you ancles while Jonas pulls your thin panties off. We can all see how wet your panties are, you can't pretend any more! Jonas slides his fingers between your pussy lips, and shouts "see how wet this bitch is" while holding his hands out for everbody to see. you blush, and shiver when he suddenly stcks two fingers up your pussy and starts fucking your pussy with them. He gets on his knees, and starts lapping your pussy with his tongue. Now the rest of the guys want their share, and we take turns holding you tight and sucking your pussy! When everybody has had their share, we let you take on your panties and we continue the crad game. Shameful but horny you must continue serving us. Perhaps we will soon flip another card?
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Not much else surprises me anymore but this one did. Such assumptions this ballsy guy has.
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