Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[sereneone4u]

OMG I never caught that, I am Sheri not BETH

Adding insult to injury lmao!

Can I out him and say his handle for that? lol

I guess I have always been so busy cracking up over the fact that I look at him with amazement...who the hell is he, Daniel Craig? Does he have two heads and horns on all of them? Why am I looking at him in amazement?


And this--harndess of my cox

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

In between gales of laughter and WTF, I did!

OMG I never caught that, I am Sheri not BETH

Adding insult to injury lmao!

Can I out him and say his handle for that? lol

You could always PM him and say - Hey you write like a stud and all the girls I shared this with want to cum to, can I "out you". lol

 

[cowslinger64]

I guess I have always been so busy cracking up over the fact that I look at him with amazement...who the hell is he, Daniel Craig? Does he have two heads and horns on all of them? Why am I looking at him in amazement?


And this--harndess of my cox

you're pretty free and open with your sexuality from what ive seen.. i guess i wonder why you'd be offended that someone would act on that..


ive been a pretty good ho on here, and itd be a little hypocritical of me to complain about women making a move....im always flattered by it personally.

 

[cowslinger64]

You could always PM him and say - Hey you write like a stud and all the girls I shared this with want to cum to, can I "out you". lol

and you do have big boobies!


they barely fit in your av!






(and no, i do not think you are just boobies and have told you that)

 

[sereneone4u]

you're pretty free and open with your sexuality from what ive seen.. i guess i wonder why you'd be offended that someone would act on that..


ive been a pretty good ho on here, and itd be a little hypocritical of me to complain about women making a move....im always flattered by it personally.

Because I am free and open anyone can do anything they want to me?

Really?

And to think I used to think highly of you...my bad.

 

[cowslinger64]

Because I am free and open anyone can do anything they want to me?

Really?

And to think I used to think highly of you...my bad.

I wasnt judging you or trashing...just curious. What that guy wrote wasn't nearly as bad as some ive seen on here.. seems he was trying too hard to make a connection but on a board like this.. it didnt seem overly offensive to me.. but that is my opinion only.

 

[sereneone4u]

you're pretty free and open with your sexuality from what ive seen.. i guess i wonder why you'd be offended that someone would act on that..


ive been a pretty good ho on here, and itd be a little hypocritical of me to complain about women making a move....im always flattered by it personally.

I am not a "Ho" as you may be and nothing I do gives anyone the right to do anything to me.

I received plenty of great PMs and I have several good friends on here and a couple I am intimate with, yes.

And there are plenty of women on this thread sharing PMs, I don't know why you feel the need to point me out...

 

[sereneone4u]

I wasnt judging you or trashing...just curious. What that guy wrote wasn't nearly as bad as some ive seen on here.. seems he was trying too hard to make a connection but on a board like this.. but it didnt seem overly offensive to me.. but that is my opinion only.

Trying to hard to make a connection? Sending me something he wrote to another woman? Yes so hard to copy and paste, he must have needed to take a nap after all that effort.

Plenty of men PM me and many of them do it in a mannerly way, they are the ones that try hard to make a connection. Not this guy. He probably sent the same one to many of us Lit women seeing if he could get one of us to take a bite.

You have PMed me and your PMs have never been lame or offensive, cs.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

and you do have big boobies!


they barely fit in your av!






(and no, i do not think you are just boobies and have told you that)

I know they don't! And yes, I know you value my mind as much as you do my breasts.

(...and she doesn't deserve a PM like that just because she's open about her sexuality - a man shouldn't assume it is okay just because a woman is open and free with her comments about sex. If you're in a bar, and you are casually talking to your friends about a hot sexy night you had with your lover, and a person walks up to you and you've never met them, and they say, so you like to take it up the ass, so do I, let's go fuck in the corner, and I'll show you a great time. . . yeah, that's as offensive in person as it is in a PM. )

 

[cowslinger64]

Trying to hard to make a connection? Sending me something he wrote to another woman? Yes so hard to copy and paste, he must have needed to take a nap after all that effort.

Plenty of men PM me and many of them do it in a mannerly way, they are the ones that try hard to make a connection. Not this guy. He probably sent the same one to many of us Lit women seeing if he could get one of us to take a bite.

You have PMed me and your PMs have never been lame or offensive, cs.

I know they don't! And yes, I know you value my mind as much as you do my breasts.

(...and she doesn't deserve a PM like that just because she's open about her sexuality - a man shouldn't assume it is okay just because a woman is open and free with her comments about sex. If you're in a bar, and you are casually talking to your friends about a hot sexy night you had with your lover, and a person walks up to you and you've never met them, and they say, so you like to take it up the ass, so do I, let's go fuck in the corner, and I'll show you a great time. . . yeah, that's as offensive in person as it is in a PM. )

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i didnt realize this was a mass mailing..faux paus on his part for sure..


i really was only curious and not judging.. i know how i feel when i get a message from someone, and i have gotten ones that seemed to be written for someone else.. i just wondered why it'd bother anyone on here enough to wanna out them. this place is fucked up, why should a message like that be a surprise..thats all my point was.


so lose the im disappointed in you cs crap.. ive never pulled punches here and if i really had something to say, i would have had no problem ripping you a new one. it wasnt like that, and you know it.

 

[sereneone4u]

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i didnt realize this was a mass mailing..faux paus on his part for sure..


i really was only curious and not judging.. i know how i feel when i get a message from someone, and i have gotten ones that seemed to be written for someone else.. i just wondered why it'd bother anyone on here enough to wanna out them. this place is fucked up, why should a message like that be a surprise..thats all my point was.


so lose the im disappointed in you cs crap.. ive never pulled punches here and if i really had something to say, i would have had no problem ripping you a new one. it wasnt like that, and you know it.

Now I know it was not, lol

I was cleaning out my PMs and started reading and was amused and disgusted. I shared it here because that is the purpose of the thread...women have shared less worst PMs than this, so I don't even know why you chose this particular one to question

and

 

[cowslinger64]

Now I know it was not, lol

I was cleaning out my PMs and started reading and was amused and disgusted. I shared it here because that is the purpose of the thread...women have shared less worst PMs than this, so I don't even know why you chose this particular one to question

and

i was just feelin curious today...thats all.




I'll be damned if you're gonna eye rolly me!!!


*getting the belt!!!!*

 

[sereneone4u]

I think this is the worst one I ever received

Hey there!

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Hey there, My name is Rave, 25 m. I am a very disciplined and organized player. I like the subs i use to follow my orders to the T. I want a girl whose mouth i can use as a cumbowl, and her body as a sex doll, whom i can have whenever i wish to and one who obeys all her masters commands. I want complete control over you, your body and mind. I want you to lie naked on the floor as a rug, so when i wakeup, i can wipe my legs off your ass or breasts and then pull you to the bathroom and stand on you and have a shower while you face is covered in all the filth dripping from my body.
Pm me if you like to be used by a strict and disciplined master who like complete control

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I think this is the worst one I ever received

Hey there!

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Hey there, My name is Rave, 25 m. I am a very disciplined and organized player. I like the subs i use to follow my orders to the T. I want a girl whose mouth i can use as a cumbowl, and her body as a sex doll, whom i can have whenever i wish to and one who obeys all her masters commands. I want complete control over you, your body and mind. I want you to lie naked on the floor as a rug, so when i wakeup, i can wipe my legs off your ass or breasts and then pull you to the bathroom and stand on you and have a shower while you face is covered in all the filth dripping from my body.
Pm me if you like to be used by a strict and disciplined master who like complete control

Yeah, that has got to be the worst I've seen another woman get in a long time. He's obviously got floor issues.



((hugs))

 

[cowslinger64]

Yeah, that has got to be the worst I've seen another woman get in a long time. He's obviously got floor issues.



((hugs))

lmao!!

 

[Aurantica]

Yeah, that has got to be the worst I've seen another woman get in a long time. He's obviously got floor issues.



((hugs))

Not to mention a serious misunderstanding on how sleep and breathing tend to work.

 

[Chaingun]

I think if he had a nice Kirby vacuum, his floor wouldn't be so dirty that he can't step on it in his bare feet.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

lmao!!

Not to mention a serious misunderstanding on how sleep and breathing tend to work.

True. True. lol

I think if he had a nice Kirby vacuum, his floor wouldn't be so dirty that he can't step on it in his bare feet.

*snickers*

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This one showed up this morning in my email and since folks don't often see the good ones, I thought I'd share:

i have enjoyed your paintings in my mind...thank-u...

the sound
of whispers
soft
and
bold
wetness therefore seeking

my lips
scorch deep
your molten core
each thrust
I meet
each second
more
the wanton heart
goes seeking

my fingers glide
your heart
beat stills
my
craving madness
lifeless will
wetness
therefore seeking

two lovers lost
in timeless space
echoed cries
the
quickened
pace

between
your lips
the molten
core
the sound
of whispers
lover's
roar

 

[Chaingun]

True. True. lol

*snickers*

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This one showed up this morning in my email and since folks don't often see the good ones, I thought I'd share:

i have enjoyed your paintings in my mind...thank-u...

the sound
of whispers
soft
and
bold
wetness therefore seeking

my lips
scorch deep
your molten core
each thrust
I meet
each second
more
the wanton heart
goes seeking

my fingers glide
your heart
beat stills
my
craving madness
lifeless will
wetness
therefore seeking

two lovers lost
in timeless space
echoed cries
the
quickened
pace

between
your lips
the molten
core
the sound
of whispers
lover's
roar

Oh, he's quite good. Quick publish that as your own!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh, he's quite good. Quick publish that as your own!

LOL - I don't think so.

 

[Pirates_Wench]

Here's a winner:

"After I suck your tits until you cream between your legs, you like a huge cock slowly up your ass?"

 

[Callmetim]

Here's a winner:

"After I suck your tits until you cream between your legs, you like a huge cock slowly up your ass?"

Well ... you probably would like that, just not from a stranger.

 

[Pirates_Wench]

Well ... you probably would like that, just not from a stranger.

Ha ha You know me well!!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Here's a winner:

"After I suck your tits until you cream between your legs, you like a huge cock slowly up your ass?"

You know. . . if it was tweaked a little bit, it could be a winner. (not really).

 

[TexasWife25]

X- Let's fuck.

Me- Hah! Darling you're so romantic

X- I am romantic! To prove it, I'll warn you before putting it in your ass.


I laughed out loud, so I had to share.