Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

Only after making them blue.
My reply was as follows:

My master comes in to pick me up from work. He is shocked and disgusted to see 8 men holding down one small girl while forcing her to accept oral sex. He beats each of you black and blue. You spend 6 weeks in the hospital and 6 years in jail.
 
My reply was as follows:

My master comes in to pick me up from work. He is shocked and disgusted to see 8 men holding down one small girl while forcing her to accept oral sex. He beats each of you black and blue. You spend 6 weeks in the hospital and 6 years in jail.

Oh, I likee!
 
Haha! Now there's an idea! Hmmm candy up my twat might be calling for trouble though.

oh do I get to use that since it came from a lady????



"Excuse me sweet, mind if I candy up your business..." : )

Whats the sound for virtual slap???
 
This one...never spoke to the man in my life, this was the first PM ever from him.

Hi
I meet you in your place a knock at the door you open it and you look at me in amazement and lean over and kiss my lips tenderly. I kiss you back my tongue entering your soft sweet lips and into your mouth to explore you. Our tongues dance as we get to know each other. You pull my body close to you as you then run your hands all over my body you start to breath heavy.

I want you too baby want to make love to your body like you have never had anyone pleasure you , turn you on or make you explode with such force and pleasure. You reach down and you feel the harndess of my cox yes you turned me on when you took me into your arms. I immediately became hard as your body next to mine turned me on so so much Beth.

Now we are both breathing heavy and we both want to be in each others arms devoid of any clothes. We want to be skin to skin the feeling of each other next touching feeling the heat of your body. You look up into my eyes and you see the passion that you ignite deep in my body. You want that passion and you want me to bring that you your life starting now. You dont want to play games you just want sheer romance and hot passionate
love making.

Well you have come to the right place and source for pure romance, passion and hot sizziling sex that will burn your vagina to its core when you are set on fire by me hard throbbing cock that wants to feel the inside of your lovely sweet looking pussy. Your pictures have burned an imagine in my mind of total hot sexual passion that I want to bring home to you my love, my lover my sweet friend. With tenderness, with love, with great affection I admire your lovely body as we embrace once we have removed all inhibitions between each other.

We both know deep down what we crave from the other and we are more than willing to share in that total hot sexual passion. Our spirits are like in many ways so we need not indulge in games or teasing. Wanting to bring you hot sexual passion each and every time we meet which only serves to fulfill you privately in your total privacy in every sexual way.

As we will explore each other sexually and reach a level of knowing each other that only comes through very intense sexual intimacy we will enjoy a friendship unlike most here on Lit. We will transcend the formalities and go to the core of each other. I will learn every intimate detail of what really pleasures you . This can be a very very hot and very special lasting relationship of sexual pleasure that only time will reveal. Let us get to know each other at our very core, lets us share everything here our most intimate desires, sexually and
otherwise. I look forward to see what unfold baby.

I would love to chat with you baby.
Ricky
 
This one...never spoke to the man in my life, this was the first PM ever from him.

Hi
I meet you in your place a knock at the door you open it and you look at me in amazement and lean over and kiss my lips tenderly. I kiss you back my tongue entering your soft sweet lips and into your mouth to explore you. Our tongues dance as we get to know each other. You pull my body close to you as you then run your hands all over my body you start to breath heavy.

I want you too baby want to make love to your body like you have never had anyone pleasure you , turn you on or make you explode with such force and pleasure. You reach down and you feel the harndess of my cox yes you turned me on when you took me into your arms. I immediately became hard as your body next to mine turned me on so so much Beth.

Now we are both breathing heavy and we both want to be in each others arms devoid of any clothes. We want to be skin to skin the feeling of each other next touching feeling the heat of your body. You look up into my eyes and you see the passion that you ignite deep in my body. You want that passion and you want me to bring that you your life starting now. You dont want to play games you just want sheer romance and hot passionate
love making.

Well you have come to the right place and source for pure romance, passion and hot sizziling sex that will burn your vagina to its core when you are set on fire by me hard throbbing cock that wants to feel the inside of your lovely sweet looking pussy. Your pictures have burned an imagine in my mind of total hot sexual passion that I want to bring home to you my love, my lover my sweet friend. With tenderness, with love, with great affection I admire your lovely body as we embrace once we have removed all inhibitions between each other.

We both know deep down what we crave from the other and we are more than willing to share in that total hot sexual passion. Our spirits are like in many ways so we need not indulge in games or teasing. Wanting to bring you hot sexual passion each and every time we meet which only serves to fulfill you privately in your total privacy in every sexual way.

As we will explore each other sexually and reach a level of knowing each other that only comes through very intense sexual intimacy we will enjoy a friendship unlike most here on Lit. We will transcend the formalities and go to the core of each other. I will learn every intimate detail of what really pleasures you . This can be a very very hot and very special lasting relationship of sexual pleasure that only time will reveal. Let us get to know each other at our very core, lets us share everything here our most intimate desires, sexually and
otherwise. I look forward to see what unfold baby.

I would love to chat with you baby.
Ricky

I just laugh and laugh the more I read....I feel horrible for that on some level:eek:
 
OMG I never caught that, I am Sheri not BETH

Adding insult to injury lmao!

Can I out him and say his handle for that? lol
 
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