RedHairedandFriendly
Too much red on Red?
- Joined
- Apr 20, 2005
- Posts
- 112,724
Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...
- Thread starter RedHairedandFriendly
- Start date
Fish_Tales
Against the Current
- Joined
- Jun 24, 2011
- Posts
- 5,013
Aww, maybe some day.
It makes for good fodder. (I think that's the word I want).
--
Personally it takes a lot for me to even PM another Litster. Probably because even I am not positive the PM would be desired. I don't have any fancy come on lines, simply because if I'm going to "come on" to a person it's because we've clicked publicly more so than privately.
So a person who wants me to PM them or to PM with me, really needs to show a lot of effort because I'm worth it, now so more than ever, because I've seen my value more now than I ever have before.
*Takes notes*
RedHairedandFriendly
Too much red on Red?
- Joined
- Apr 20, 2005
- Posts
- 112,724
H
HesterPrynne
Guest
Yukki_love
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Dec 29, 2011
- Posts
- 3,222
"damn, wish your profile pic had my cock rubbing up against that beautiful body..."
& there was a cock picture included too.
I mean, really? All it made me do was roll my eyes~ like this------
& there was a cock picture included too.
I mean, really? All it made me do was roll my eyes~ like this---
---
H
HesterPrynne
Guest
*spews sweet tea*.
*Cough ... Cough ... *gigglesnort*
Oh my ... That's inappropriate.
fungatorgurl101
Sawxsome Princess
- Joined
- Jan 8, 2011
- Posts
- 21,573
Got a PM yesterday.... I just wanted you to know your boobs are fantastic
WOW there is a line I haven't heard before points for originality
WOW there is a line I haven't heard before points for originality
Canbe4fun
justa guy
- Joined
- Nov 16, 2009
- Posts
- 5,296
Got a PM yesterday.... I just wanted you to know your boobs are fantastic
WOW there is a line I haven't heard before points for originality
Shoot GatorGurl, i just didnt know a better way to say it...Tits didnt sound right....hmmm back to the drawing board...
one I come up with something, Im gonna try again.. : )
RedHairedandFriendly
Too much red on Red?
- Joined
- Apr 20, 2005
- Posts
- 112,724
I'm quite fond of you too.Lady .... I like your style.
I love eye-rollie emotes."damn, wish your profile pic had my cock rubbing up against that beautiful body..."
& there was a cock picture included too.
I mean, really? All it made me do was roll my eyes~ like this---
Got a PM yesterday.... I just wanted you to know your boobs are fantastic
WOW there is a line I haven't heard before points for originality
Well, your breasts are fantastic. Just saying.
(I know, that wasn't original either.) Hmm...
Your breasts are like two soft pendulums, swaying gently as you meander across the bed and..
Well, anywho. . . off to write lesbian sex and consider slipping to that side of the playing field.
fungatorgurl101
Sawxsome Princess
- Joined
- Jan 8, 2011
- Posts
- 21,573
I'm quite fond of you too.
I love eye-rollie emotes.
Well, your breasts are fantastic. Just saying.
Hmm...
Your breasts are like two soft pendulums, swaying gently as you meander across the bed and..
Well, anywho. . . off to write lesbian sex and consider slipping to that side of the playing field.
Now see coming from YOU I take that as a compliment
Canbe4fun
justa guy
- Joined
- Nov 16, 2009
- Posts
- 5,296
I'm quite fond of you too.
I love eye-rollie emotes.
Well, your breasts are fantastic. Just saying.
Hmm...
Your breasts are like two soft pendulums, swaying gently as you meander across the bed and..
Well, anywho. . . off to write lesbian sex and consider slipping to that side of the playing field.
Wow Girlies are good at this...hmmmm ok a perv moment, may I please watch you on the other side of the playing field...fantasy...just saying
ok back to Gators Breasts...The softness of your gentle sweater moving to the rhythm of our hearts beating as one, is stirring my very soul, I feel the flame of your soft sweet presence burning through me…filling me…making me long for but another tender moment such as this…
RedHairedandFriendly
Too much red on Red?
- Joined
- Apr 20, 2005
- Posts
- 112,724
Now see coming from YOU I take that as a compliment
You should! I mean it. I like your AVs and pic. Breath-taking. I'd love to have breasts like yours. Mine don't sway like two soft pendulums.
I won't say what my do, but mine are not the size that would sway with grace.
lol
fungatorgurl101
Sawxsome Princess
- Joined
- Jan 8, 2011
- Posts
- 21,573
YOU CAN PM ME ANYTIME
You should! I mean it. I like your AVs and pic. Breath-taking. I'd love to have breasts like yours. Mine don't sway like two soft pendulums.
I won't say what my do, but mine are not the size that would sway with grace.
AND they often are not as graceful as I would like but *blush* thank you
Canbe4fun
justa guy
- Joined
- Nov 16, 2009
- Posts
- 5,296
YOU CAN PM ME ANYTIME
AND they often are not as graceful as I would like but *blush* thank you
ya makes me smile...
RedHairedandFriendly
Too much red on Red?
- Joined
- Apr 20, 2005
- Posts
- 112,724
lol - sure I'll give you a holler when I go that way. I tried something once with a beautiful and lovely woman, it was an experience I'll always remember fondly, but in reality it is not what I desire, but she is breathtakingly beautiful. *smiles at a memory*
YOU CAN PM ME ANYTIME
AND they often are not as graceful as I would like but *blush* thank you
You're welcome.
Fish_Tales
Against the Current
- Joined
- Jun 24, 2011
- Posts
- 5,013
I give up.
Ever since I posted here, no one has sent me a worst PM. Gutless wonders.
Ever since I posted here, no one has sent me a worst PM. Gutless wonders.
SortOfBeautiful
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Aug 28, 2011
- Posts
- 902
I give up.
Ever since I posted here, no one has sent me a worst PM. Gutless wonders.
Want me to get on that?
Fish_Tales
Against the Current
- Joined
- Jun 24, 2011
- Posts
- 5,013
Want me to get on that?
*splutters*
I'm sure you would be more in the best PM or IM opening lines!
mighty_young
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jan 19, 2011
- Posts
- 856
I got one once where both the title and the entire message were "Nice cock."
Not the most intriguing PM I ever received but I still replied because I don't like to be rude
Not the most intriguing PM I ever received but I still replied because I don't like to be rude
Chaingun
Who do ya love?
- Joined
- Mar 23, 2008
- Posts
- 8,203
I got one once where both the title and the entire message were "Nice cock."
Not the most intriguing PM I ever received but I still replied because I don't like to be rude
Least you could do, right?
Pirates_Wench
his alone
- Joined
- Jan 6, 2010
- Posts
- 7,832
I now have a favorite of all I have ever received.
"You look like a handful..."
"You look like a handful..."
Fish_Tales
Against the Current
- Joined
- Jun 24, 2011
- Posts
- 5,013
What a silver-tongued devil
Maybe they're dyslexic and thought "preacherswife69" meant a bag of onions?
Pirates_Wench
his alone
- Joined
- Jan 6, 2010
- Posts
- 7,832
What a silver-tongued devil
Maybe they're dyslexic and thought "preacherswife69" meant a bag of onions?
LOL
When I read the message,
My first thought was, "And you sound like an asshole!"
Fish_Tales
Against the Current
- Joined
- Jun 24, 2011
- Posts
- 5,013
See - I gave him the benefit of the doubt - but I think you're closer to the mark if I'm being totally honest with myself!
Similar threads
