Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...
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SmileyGirl
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Hahaha Oh Aqua
Well atleast he wasn't wrapped up as you're present now that really would have been a crappy pressie hehehe
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Hahaha Oh Aqua
Well atleast he wasn't wrapped up as you're present now that really would have been a crappy pressie hehehe
: shudder :
LOL
RedHairedandFriendly
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Aww, maybe some day.See, I have nothing
I was only hoping to see the next entry from RedHairedandFriendly.....
It makes for good fodder. (I think that's the word I want).
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Personally it takes a lot for me to even PM another Litster. Probably because even I am not positive the PM would be desired. I don't have any fancy come on lines, simply because if I'm going to "come on" to a person it's because we've clicked publicly more so than privately.
So a person who wants me to PM them or to PM with me, really needs to show a lot of effort because I'm worth it, now so more than ever, because I've seen my value more now than I ever have before.
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RedHairedandFriendly
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HesterPrynne
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I haven't had anything out of sorts for quite some time. The bloom must be off the rose already .... *sigh*.
RedHairedandFriendly
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I can send you someone now, if you'd like. It seems my ass can talk. I was not aware of this, but if you'd like to let him hear what your ass can say, I'm sure I can forward the PM to you.
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HesterPrynne
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You're, like, super talented.
And why does Ace Ventura come to mind?
I'll have to pass on Mr. Thinks Your Ass Talks. I wouldn't want to bogart all the fun.
RedHairedandFriendly
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You're, like, super talented.
And why does Ace Ventura come to mind?
I'll have to pass on Mr. Thinks Your Ass Talks. I wouldn't want to bogart all the fun.
I love that movie, but HATE that scene in it. lol
Okay, it's probably a good thing. But the offer is there if you change your mind.
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Callmetim
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I haven't had anything out of sorts for quite some time. The bloom must be off the rose already .... *sigh*.
I tried sending her a very thoughtful, provoking and intelligent PM ... she gave me a snort and threw me to the curb. This was what it said. You tell me if it is any good or not:
"You have a hot AV ... wanna cyber?
"I winked and everything!!! What does a guy have to do on here to tap that sweet cyber lovin?
Oh Hester ... we could have really been something ...
(Please note: No animals were harmed by the sarcasm in this post.)
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HesterPrynne
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I tried sending her a very thoughtful, provoking and intelligent PM ... she gave me a snort and threw me to the curb. This was what it said. You tell me if it is any good or not:
"You have a hot AV ... wanna cyber?
I winked and everything!!! What does a guy have to do on here to tap that sweet cyber lovin?
Oh Hester ... we could have really been something ...
(Please note: No animals were harmed by the sarcasm in this post.)
Hey now ... I did call you brilliant, did I not?
RedHairedandFriendly
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You are much too generous.
Yea, I hate that scene too.
I try.
Actually he has redeemed himself and all is well. A nice gentleman that just made a mistake. No floggers were necessary in the reprimanding of the man.
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Hahaha Oh Aqua
Well atleast he wasn't wrapped up as you're present now that really would have been a crappy pressie hehehe
Oh I got an addendum yesterday. He must not have recognized his PM in here.
SmileyGirl
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hahahaha Toooo funnyOh I got an addendum yesterday. He must not have recognized his PM in here.
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HesterPrynne
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Awww ... how sweet of you to give him a second chance.
Okay ... she did.
Callmetim
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True. I would have liked the flogging too much.
RedHairedandFriendly
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Awww ... how sweet of you to give him a second chance.
I guess not sweet enough. I was "mean" - but I don't like it when folks assume that just because there was teasing or flirting in the past means it's okay to slip right back into my box. I still prefer to be spoken to and treated with respect.
There is only two men that can pinch my ass without asking, that's my spouse and whomever I'm currently involved with intimately online, not someone that just pops in thinking they have the right to fondle my virtual backside.
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How do you want your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, over easy, or fertilized?
RedHairedandFriendly
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Over-easy - fertilized or not, matters not to me. I was raised on a farm, the likelihood that the eggs were fertilized were 100% seeing as there was a rooster in the hen house.
The chance the ones you buy at a store aren't almost
100% (depending on free range vs in a warehouse. From the farmer down the road 50/50 depending on if he keeps a rooster in the coop. Ohh, sorry was this supposed to be an erotic PM line?
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Callmetim
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Slipping right back into your box ... let me ponder that for an hour or so ... ok, I'm back
Whomever those two men are, they had best be put on notice by the army of men on Lit waiting in the wings.
You can't blame us ... your virtual backside is very nice.
RedHairedandFriendly
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Slipping right back into your box ... let me ponder that for an hour or so ... ok, I'm back
Whomever those two men are, they had best be put on notice by the army of men on Lit waiting in the wings.
You can't blame us ... your virtual backside is very nice.
There is an army of men waiting! Hmm.. perhaps I should open the doors for another man or two.
I do after all have two ass cheeks and a front side, oh wait that would also include two breasts. So my count is up to one spouse and 5 men, maybe six if you want to include the hole on the backside, both ass cheeks, a slick opening in the front, two breasts and ... wait! There is also a mouth and a clit that will need fondled, so - -
I guess I can have one spouse and - what is that - 8 virtual lovers?!
I wonder if I can manage all 8 at the same time.
Callmetim
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There is an army of men waiting! Hmm.. perhaps I should open the doors for another man or two.
I do after all have two ass cheeks and a front side, oh wait that would also include two breasts. So my count is up to one spouse and 5 men, maybe six if you want to include the hole on the backside, both ass cheeks, a slick opening in the front, two breasts and ... wait! There is also a mouth and a clit that will need fondled, so - -
I guess I can have one spouse and - what is that - 8 virtual lovers?!
I wonder if I can manage all 8 at the same time.
My friends tried to show me a video like that in college once ...
