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Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

"Have you ever fantasize about sinking in mud or quicksand in a non peril way? All you need is a sexy kinky imagination...if you are sinking into a very thick bubbling quagmire with no peril and you imagine that the bog is tickling and licking every part of your delicious body...what would you do? If I would play quicksand with you in bed, tie you down and I start licking and tickling your sexy body from your feet, then slowly go up your legs, your thighs, getting close to your sweet pussy, your sexy waist, your tits and your neck while you struggle to get free, while I slowly over power you and dominate you!! Are you going to get free, or give in to what I give you! Would like to exchange sexy fantasies by email if you want! If you like it...reply to me with the title "I LIKE QUICKSAND!!" in the subject of your letter...that way it will get my attention from all of these hundreds of spam/fake letters I get each day...I hope to read your reply"

ok i have been umming and aaahhhhing on this rp and how it would go??? i guess i would be safe because there is "no peril" to this "thick bubbling quagmire" i hope the mud comes from a thermal source so i have a full body skin treatment at the same time! :rolleyes:
 
reddingo said:
"Have you ever fantasize about sinking in mud or quicksand in a non peril way? All you need is a sexy kinky imagination...if you are sinking into a very thick bubbling quagmire with no peril and you imagine that the bog is tickling and licking every part of your delicious body...what would you do? If I would play quicksand with you in bed, tie you down and I start licking and tickling your sexy body from your feet, then slowly go up your legs, your thighs, getting close to your sweet pussy, your sexy waist, your tits and your neck while you struggle to get free, while I slowly over power you and dominate you!! Are you going to get free, or give in to what I give you! Would like to exchange sexy fantasies by email if you want! If you like it...reply to me with the title "I LIKE QUICKSAND!!" in the subject of your letter...that way it will get my attention from all of these hundreds of spam/fake letters I get each day...I hope to read your reply"

ok i have been umming and aaahhhhing on this rp and how it would go??? i guess i would be safe because there is "no peril" to this "thick bubbling quagmire" i hope the mud comes from a thermal source so i have a full body skin treatment at the same time! :rolleyes:
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I'm sorry, I was distracted by your AV. Let me read this again. . .;)
 
I've actually wanted to contribute one to here for a long time, but the ones guys receive are pretty lame compared to the women (in grossness). Then I delete them and am later disappointed at losing "good" material. *sigh* I must treat it as homework research - keep the shockers so then I can post!

But now that I've said that, people will be wary of sending me worthy ones for inclusion....*double sigh*
 
Fish_Tales said:
I've actually wanted to contribute one to here for a long time, but the ones guys receive are pretty lame compared to the women (in grossness). Then I delete them and am later disappointed at losing "good" material. *sigh* I must treat it as homework research - keep the shockers so then I can post!

But now that I've said that, people will be wary of sending me worthy ones for inclusion....*double sigh*
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I'm often curious what gross ones a woman would send to a man. I only get offers from women with their age and location, though a few have asked me to give them orders because their Mistresses wish it. :rolleyes:
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
I'm often curious what gross ones a woman would send to a man. I only get offers from women with their age and location, though a few have asked me to give them orders because their Mistresses wish it. :rolleyes:
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It's mainly...."I'm weak and you're strong. I've been naughty/bad/bratty - punish me like the bad girl I am...."

That's sort of the gist of it - though what I've written contains fewer descriptions to the way male genitalia fits into female orifices and the grammar and spelling is a LOT better!!! ;)
 
Fish_Tales said:
It's mainly...."I'm weak and you're strong. I've been naughty/bad/bratty - punish me like the bad girl I am...."

That's sort of the gist of it - though what I've written contains fewer descriptions to the way male genitalia fits into female orifices and the grammar and spelling is a LOT better!!! ;)
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*chuckles*

I see, well I appreciate you using complete sentences and such for your example. :)
 
Fish_Tales said:
It's mainly...."I'm weak and you're strong. I've been naughty/bad/bratty - punish me like the bad girl I am...."

That's sort of the gist of it - though what I've written contains fewer descriptions to the way male genitalia fits into female orifices and the grammar and spelling is a LOT better!!! ;)
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Well, crap...I must doing something wrong...I have never had a woman PM me with any such invitiation...:( ;)
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
*chuckles*

I see, well I appreciate you using complete sentences and such for your example. :)
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I know - I'm anal like that. Even when I'm showing examples of poor punctuation and grammar, I fix it up!!! :eek:

lakesailer_mi said:
Well, crap...I must doing something wrong...I have never had a woman PM me with any such invitiation...:( ;)
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You're only allowed 500 pm's - maybe your inbox is full and they're not getting through!!! ;)

Seriously - I think it's when you write some threads, people think you ARE the character and want a bit of that. That's my theory anyway.
 
Fish_Tales said:
I know - I'm anal like that. Even when I'm showing examples of poor punctuation and grammar, I fix it up!!! :eek:



You're only allowed 500 pm's - maybe your inbox is full and they're not getting through!!! ;)

Seriously - I think it's when you write some threads, people think you ARE the character and want a bit of that. That's my theory anyway.
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Yeah, but I would hope "sailor man" might get a few "hey, sailor...want to come play with my sheets?" Or something at least...:eek:
 
Last nights entry from some noob that's been on Lit for two days that I don't know from Joe.

Noob: Hi birthday girl remember our time together

Me:How could I forget?

Noob: Mmmm maybe i had a drink to many but i distinctly remember the body odor specially from the pubis it was yum to say the least.

Me: Have you been drunk the entire two days?

Noob: Maybe .Your musky odor and slick taste was intoxicating

Me: Nope. You need to move right along now...

Noob: does that mean you are going to ride my face again
 
Fish_Tales said:
I know - I'm anal like that. Even when I'm showing examples of poor punctuation and grammar, I fix it up!!! :eek:



You're only allowed 500 pm's - maybe your inbox is full and they're not getting through!!! ;)

Seriously - I think it's when you write some threads, people think you ARE the character and want a bit of that. That's my theory anyway.
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When I give the poor examples, it hurts my eyes to type it.
 
Aquagal said:
Last nights entry from some noob that's been on Lit for two days that I don't know from Joe.

Noob: Hi birthday girl remember our time together

Me:How could I forget?

Noob: Mmmm maybe i had a drink to many but i distinctly remember the body odor specially from the pubis it was yum to say the least.

Me: Have you been drunk the entire two days?

Noob: Maybe .Your musky odor and slick taste was intoxicating

Me: Nope. You need to move right along now...

Noob: does that mean you are going to ride my face again
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Ew. lol


I had someone PM me today trying to make me see the "light" about one PMer.

Seems the PMer (lady) PMed someone 30 seconds after they joined the site and gave them her (story) and so for some reason the second PMer decided I needed to know.

WTF? Why?

The (lady) PMed not only me, but someone here in this thread and then they go and PM this person who (just signed up) - 327 posts to their belt - 30 seconds later...really?

Do I have "I'm an idiot" stamped on my forehead.

No...

But I do have "I'm a bitch when you try to fuck me over." (And that was a big ass stamp!)
 
See, I have nothing :(

I was only hoping to see the next entry from RedHairedandFriendly.....:eek:
 
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