Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[Guest]

People still use that ASLR thing???

How old are we?

I've asked that same question hundreds of times

 

[SweetLissa]

ASLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roflamo!!!!!!!!!

sorry could not resist
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just got this one......such a crazy looney








just kidding

i sincerely really did it cause the voices told me too!!!!!!!!!
but damn it did crack me up

 

[molly_hunter28]

you are so hot!

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love your pics!am 26,very tall,fit,extremely horny,would you like 2 chat?


I have an AV, sig pic, and one in profile - so I'll give him that...

The rest though... yikes...

 

[Guest]

you are so hot!

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love your pics!am 26,very tall,fit,extremely horny,would you like 2 chat?


I have an AV, sig pic, and one in profile - so I'll give him that...

The rest though... yikes...

i got the same PM....he must be making his rounds

 

[molly_hunter28]

i got the same PM....he must be making his rounds

Is there a do not PM list like there is a do not call list????

I wonder...

 

[Guest]

Is there a do not PM list like there is a do not call list????

I wonder...

it's somewhere around here but i'm too lazy to look. although, you could make one

 

[molly_hunter28]

it's somewhere around here but i'm too lazy to look. although, you could make one

but would they even bother to look... I doubt it...

it is good for a laugh though...

 

[NorthernPA4U]

you are so hot!

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love your pics!am 26,very tall,fit,extremely horny,would you like 2 chat?


I have an AV, sig pic, and one in profile - so I'll give him that...

The rest though... yikes...

i got the same PM....he must be making his rounds

ladies, i love your pics!
i am a bit over 26 (OK, almost twice 26), fairly tall (6'2"), fit (to be tied ... OK, in good shape for an old geezer), extremely horny ... in no mood to chat, but would back you up against the wall before ripping your clothes off ...


better first line? i need to know ...

 

[MSH2]

ladies, i love your pics!
i am a bit over 26 (OK, almost twice 26), fairly tall (6'2"), fit (to be tied ... OK, in good shape for an old geezer), extremely horny ... in no mood to chat, but would back you up against the wall before ripping your clothes off ...


better first line? i need to know ...

You forgot the line about being hung like a rhino and having much the same stamina

 

[NorthernPA4U]

You forgot the line about being hung like a rhino and having much the same stamina

The problem with rhinos ... they have incredibly bad eyesight. I might charge after you rather than msl or molly

 

[MSH2]

The problem with rhinos ... they have incredibly bad eyesight. I might charge after you rather than msl or molly

and if you're hung like one too...........

Okay elephants have good eyesight, we'll go with them

 

[Guest]

*falls to the floor laughing* you guys are nuts

 

[Guest]

I am locked in the gates of hell and my mistress wants me to ask woman what color panties they have on or i will get spanked.
If you answer =0 wacks
Just color but not type or no detail = 2
No Answer =5
Answer with I was rude or you are not telling I get 10

You ask to speak with mustress I get a special punishment that she will tell you about.

Please tell me my bottom is so sore already.

 

[msmaggie]

I just got that same pm

 

[Guest]

I just got that same pm

guess his hiney is red now!

 

[behindthewheel]

I will have to admit that is a very funny pm.............lmao

he cant be serious..............

 

[molly_hunter28]

ladies, i love your pics!
i am a bit over 26 (OK, almost twice 26), fairly tall (6'2"), fit (to be tied ... OK, in good shape for an old geezer), extremely horny ... in no mood to chat, but would back you up against the wall before ripping your clothes off ...


better first line? i need to know ...

Oh yes Northern that will get you a reply, without a doubt...

You two are truly something... Needed a nice laugh.

 

[mickyp123]

The problem with rhinos ... they have incredibly bad eyesight. I might charge after you rather than msl or molly

Nature is so fucking cruel sometimes, The Rhino, what god / creator worth his /her salt would create a creature that has poor eyesight and at the same time make it so horny, must be hell fucking a Landrover.

 

[~His Kitten~]

A first for me....

I got a spam pm. Just a check out this link. Signed up today and his pms are turned off so I couldn't yell at him.

I hope this doesn't become a pattern. My iggy list will be a foot long.

 

[Guest]

A first for me....

I got a spam pm. Just a check out this link. Signed up today and his pms are turned off so I couldn't yell at him.

I hope this doesn't become a pattern. My iggy list will be a foot long.

hello sexy

 

[~His Kitten~]

hello sexy

Hey beautiful

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Wow... lots of different posts today. Hey all. Nice to see you, popping in. Great sig pic again Molly.

I'm not staying long, just saying hi, then catching a nap.

Hi.

 

[JagFarlane]

Wow... lots of different posts today. Hey all. Nice to see you, popping in. Great sig pic again Molly.

I'm not staying long, just saying hi, then catching a nap.

Hi.

Well hey there hope you're doing well

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well hey there hope you're doing well

So far so good. I'm off to work. Have a brilliant day all.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hello,

Youb have a wonderful imagination.

If you ever feel like chatting on the phone I would love to hear from
you. I am a publisher (gardening books) and it would be lovely to spend
some quality time on the phone.

I am available during the day - I work from home.

Phillip

PS I'm in Canada


*snickers* I don't know what to say. Gardening Books.

Hmm... maybe we could talk about how to pollinate the world with my words and his skills? NOT!