Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

How are you mum

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I saw you post and I love the fact that your happy to play mum god I wish I could have found you years ago *S* If you are interested you can IM me on MSN ***********@hotmail.com would love to be able to speak with you and who knows maybe we can play some familly scenes


Look forward to hearing from you SOON *****


Play mum???? Play mum???? Labour, pain, 30+ fucking stitches, stretch marks and 17 years 353 days of looking out for her is just "playing mum"?

I messaged back and asked wtf he meant lol. He didn't reply funnily enough.


Playing mom? That's what we're doing, well fuck, I don't want to play anymore, I want to do it for real. I want the hard stuff, not the easy play stuff like... life. :rolleyes:
 
I think lovemonster got one at the exact same time as I did. But you're still special. :D :rose:

*packing for your trip in March yet? * ;)

We are all special hun :heart:

Playing mom? That's what we're doing, well fuck, I don't want to play anymore, I want to do it for real. I want the hard stuff, not the easy play stuff like... life. :rolleyes:

Well between you, LM and I we have 6 (and that doesn't count the SOs that we have to mother too) so I think we are pretty well practised in the art :D
 
We are all special hun :heart:



Well between you, LM and I we have 6 (and that doesn't count the SOs that we have to mother too) so I think we are pretty well practised in the art :D

:kiss: Yes, we are. :rose: :heart: :kiss:

6!!! That's like... 6 too many. lol... ;) And I think if we count our SOs... we deserve a prize for Sainthood. :D
 
I wanted to stop in and say hello.

When I returned after a long absence, a dear man let me find the sweetest note. He was just making sure I was alright. I wish we were closer so I could kiss him on the cheek for being a sweetie.

:kiss:
 
I wanted to stop in and say hello.

When I returned after a long absence, a dear man let me find the sweetest note. He was just making sure I was alright. I wish we were closer so I could kiss him on the cheek for being a sweetie.

:kiss:

Awww... what a nice thing to come back to. :rose: :kiss: Nice to see you pop in. :rose:
 
beggin yer pardon Red?

you know I'm over here just giggeling away!

Yeah, but it makes a girl not want to post anywhere if they are going to be PMed after a few hardly flirty at all conversations, just simple passing the time away posts.

*you know I'm rolling my eyes over here*
 
Yeah, but it makes a girl not want to post anywhere if they are going to be PMed after a few hardly flirty at all conversations, just simple passing the time away posts.

*you know I'm rolling my eyes over here*

I need to remind you to use your wonderful powers!!!:eek:

ya know...ignore the ass!

I get that, Red. lol, remember my stalker? you can pass the time with me, I'll try to get you into bed with me...maybe!!
 
I need to remind you to use your wonderful powers!!!:eek:

ya know...ignore the ass!

I get that, Red. lol, remember my stalker? you can pass the time with me, I'll try to get you into bed with me...maybe!!



Maybe!!!! But... I wanted a sure thing. I had a PM planned out for you and everything. :devil:

I'm off to the doctor. I didn't put him on ignore, just didn't answer his PM. I figure if he wants to get to know me bad enough, he'll continue posting to me in public and we'll see what goes from there... I don't see it happening though, I'm not a quick fuck. I like to simmer. . .lol

You have a good afternoon. :kiss: *hugs*
 
Maybe!!!! But... I wanted a sure thing. I had a PM planned out for you and everything. :devil:

I'm off to the doctor. I didn't put him on ignore, just didn't answer his PM. I figure if he wants to get to know me bad enough, he'll continue posting to me in public and we'll see what goes from there... I don't see it happening though, I'm not a quick fuck. I like to simmer. . .lol

You have a good afternoon. :kiss: *hugs*

Well! Red, ya just send that thar PM over anytime, :devil:.

Best of news from the doc, I do pray.

I know all too well how you like to simmer. I like to watch you simmer, and bubble away in the background, hehe. Simmering to a crisp (or is that a limp noodle? HA! I still want you to smack parts of me with a wet noodle!) is better than a quickie anyday.

Blessed Be Red :kiss::rose:
 
Well! Red, ya just send that thar PM over anytime, :devil:.

Best of news from the doc, I do pray.

I know all too well how you like to simmer. I like to watch you simmer, and bubble away in the background, hehe. Simmering to a crisp (or is that a limp noodle? HA! I still want you to smack parts of me with a wet noodle!) is better than a quickie anyday.

Blessed Be Red :kiss::rose:

No news is good news right? ;) The visit went fine, the doc feels all is well with me but will run one test to make certain.

Now... about those noodles? What kind? Linguine? Spaghetti? Angel Hair Pasta?

Another PM that ticks me off are the ones where you don't hear from someone for a very long time and then they just PM you to try and fuck you. Pfft... I like to simmer, but I won't simmer for weeks for anyone, unless he's collared me. Last time I checked, I'd yet to be collared.
 
I thought I liked the pic of you lying on the bed with the hat between your legs. But then I saw the one without the hat....wow...

There are a lot of nice smooth pussies here but somehow yours is the most beautiful. Thank you!





He had cleverly quoted one of my posts that had included a pic. He got a reply, or three :D
 
I thought I liked the pic of you lying on the bed with the hat between your legs. But then I saw the one without the hat....wow...

There are a lot of nice smooth pussies here but somehow yours is the most beautiful. Thank you!


He had cleverly quoted one of my posts that had included a pic. He got a reply, or three :D

What a nice one. :) :rose: :kiss:

Evening lovely one. :rose:
 
I want to hold you down and fuck you rough!

i didn't even have to open the PM as the title said it all
 
nice

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

nice body would you like to trade pix?


Uh yeah cause you can't see what's already there in my AV or sig... Right.. :rolleyes:
 
Uh yeah cause you can't see what's already there in my AV or sig... Right.. :rolleyes:
hey... thanks for pointing that out. :D

for the record, let me state that I have never asked anyone if they wanted to trade pics. well... any nudes, that is.
 
Last edited:
hey... thanks for pointing that out. :D

for the record, let me state that I have never asked anyone if they wanted to trade pics. well... any nudes, that is.

I do what I can to help out.:)

I know this is a porn board but asking someone you don't know... have some class and style please... plus I'm not the type to just offer free photos... :rolleyes
:
 
pm recieved saying ASLR!!!!!!!!!!!!

my answer.................. A- older than you or you would sent something a littel more original.
S- as often as possible
L the other side of hell
R- why woudl you want to race when i have already won?
 
pm recieved saying ASLR!!!!!!!!!!!!

my answer.................. A- older than you or you would sent something a littel more original.
S- as often as possible
L the other side of hell
R- why woudl you want to race when i have already won?

brilliant :D
 
ASLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roflamo!!!!!!!!!

sorry could not resist
__________________

just got this one......such a crazy looney :rolleyes:








just kidding ;)
 
Back
Top