Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[mickyp123]

I have a good one. From my limited sampling to date.

Got a PM with a VERY leading title. I cannot quote it here because it would give away the man that sent it. But it was VERY leading, and the kind that I cringe when I see because I just know what is inside the message.

But alas, what a wonderful surprise to find a the leading title was nothing more than a light heated teasing in response to a post I made. Followed by a kind compliment about my wit.

Was, in a word, refreshing.

Ah, never read a cover by it's book

 

[Moist_Mary]

I have thick skin. Glad you were "refreshed" and I thought it was pretty funny how obnoxious the title looked in hindsight! Glad you had the patience to open it.

And there I was trying to be discreet!

 

[JagFarlane]

And there I was trying to be discreet!

LOL hard to be that way sometimes

 

[Moist_Mary]

LOL hard to be that way sometimes

True. I imagine being hard and discreet at the same time is difficult.

 

[JagFarlane]

True. I imagine being hard and discreet at the same time is difficult.

Very much so LOL

 

[JagFarlane]

Random PM:

18/m

R U THERE?? R U M/F?

-clears my throat- Ummm can you speak English? Did you pass high school? If so, what high school did you attend because I would love to know what sort of idiots passed you through English class.

 

[DestinysBlonde]

Instant Iggie IM

How RU?


my response before the iggie button

I B Fyn

 

[JagFarlane]

How RU?


my response before the iggie button

I B Fyn

LOL good response

 

[mrtnmoon]

my worst opening line is "hi"

 

[Moist_Mary]

Ha ha.

Had a good one tonight.

Went like this.

Him (with fewer posts than I have) - care to chat with a guy on yahoo?


Me - As a matter of fact I do.

But only with men I know. And since I don't know YOU, I guess the answer for you would be no.

Does that make sense?


Him - how we get to know each other?

 

[JagFarlane]

Ha ha.

Had a good one tonight.

Went like this.

Him (with fewer posts than I have) - care to chat with a guy on yahoo?


Me - As a matter of fact I do.

But only with men I know. And since I don't know YOU, I guess the answer for you would be no.

Does that make sense?


Him - how we get to know each other?

LMAO good one

 

[Guest]

Bump time

your gorgeous

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You are one beautiful looking lady with a gorgeous vivacious figure! Come visit me on yahoo thats where I can arrange for you to view my photo albums and webcam. A sample pic can be found on my profile here....so if you like what you see and are interested in seeing more or just chatting......please feel free to add me to yahoo.
****

yahoo...(******************)



Given how much he was "pimping" himself out to me I have to feel honoured that he took the time to compliment me don't I???

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

your gorgeous

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You are one beautiful looking lady with a gorgeous vivacious figure! Come visit me on yahoo thats where I can arrange for you to view my photo albums and webcam. A sample pic can be found on my profile here....so if you like what you see and are interested in seeing more or just chatting......please feel free to add me to yahoo.
****

yahoo...(******************)



Given how much he was "pimping" himself out to me I have to feel honoured that he took the time to compliment me don't I???

You are gorgeous. (((hugs)))

He pimped himself to a few of us ladies a few days ago. I PMed him back with a link to the thread and he was like.... "ummm... my computer crashed and I couldn't access that link....* *coughbullshitcough*

 

[Guest]

You are gorgeous. (((hugs)))

He pimped himself to a few of us ladies a few days ago. I PMed him back with a link to the thread and he was like.... "ummm... my computer crashed and I couldn't access that link....* *coughbullshitcough*

Thank you hun

I had a feeling I wasn't alone

 

[Guest]

How are you mum

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I saw you post and I love the fact that your happy to play mum god I wish I could have found you years ago *S* If you are interested you can IM me on MSN ***********@hotmail.com would love to be able to speak with you and who knows maybe we can play some familly scenes


Look forward to hearing from you SOON *****

Play mum???? Play mum???? Labour, pain, 30+ fucking stitches, stretch marks and 17 years 353 days of looking out for her is just "playing mum"?

I messaged back and asked wtf he meant lol. He didn't reply funnily enough.

 

[mellowyellows]

So Red? Which one of these belong to me......I'm sure I have one or two on here! LOL

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I don't recall you ever sending me ones that I didn't encourage you to send.

 

[mellowyellows]

LOL.........sure.....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

 

[sexwhiledrving]

Best and worst the same, "Wanna go for a ride?"

Worst: being ignored
Best: a wild fucking ride...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Best and worst the same, "Wanna go for a ride?"

Worst: being ignored
Best: a wild fucking ride...

You know I should write over there with you sometime. I keep meaning to. I've glanced through your thread before.

 

[sexwhiledrving]

You know I should write over there with you sometime. I keep meaning to. I've glanced through your thread before.

It would be fun!

 

[dvtv21]

she looks plain, her breast are her best feature- wtf?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

It would be fun!

I think it would be. Now the mood and all is what comes into play.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

she looks plain, her breast are her best feature- wtf?

is right...