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Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

Just a break from the worst messages...

I got this lovely one through the feedback email channels today, and it was anonymous, so I couldnt reply to say thank you...

I was just checking back on some of my favourite literotica contributors, and I realised you haven't submitted anything for a couple of years. Your last poetry submission sounded like it came from a pretty rough place, emotionally, so I just wanted to say that I hope you're happy and well, wherever you are. Thanks for all the great stories; I hope we haven't heard the last of you
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*laughs* yeah, i know...a positive anonymous feedback email...i had to duck from the flying pigs zooming around a frozen hell.

Anyway, i just wanted to say thank you to the sender, for the sweet thoughts..i know it's nothing spectacular, but sometimes you forget, that someone took the time out...and thought of you, even if for just a few seconds.

It was just a lovely reminder. Thank you.
 
Alluring, Beckoning, Captivating, Dreamy, Enchanting, Fantastic, Glamorous, Hypnotizing, Interesting, Joyful, Knockout, Luscious, Mesmerizing, Nice, Orgasmic, Perfect, Quality, Ravishing, Sensuous, Titillating, Unbelievable, Voluptuous, Well-built, X-rated, Yearnful, Zealous
Ran the whole alphabet and still can't find a word that better than "FRIEND".

Been reading some of your writings..... and had to say Thank you. Checked out your best/worst PM thread..... I Hope this one can in a small way make up for all the bad ones you recieve.

Hope to hear back from you!!! I reach out my hand in friendship. Will you take it?


This was a sweet one. Made me smile. :)

Thanks for it. I had just written a long piece on Supporting Red, prior to that a blurt that I have no desire to focus on, and this PM came at the right moment.
 
Hi Red

You make me feel proud you enjoyed my message..... Sould have thought of posting it here for the world to read. Thank you for doing so for me.
 
Just me.

So easy to write a nice message to a very nice person (hint -Red). Besides I enjoy the smiles I can bring.
 
:mad:

A warning too all... Don't ever try to pull some cloak and dagger shit with me! If you want to get to know me, then do it. If you want to fuck me just say so, but don't try to use friendship as a way to try and play with me. It won't work. I don't care who you are or what you believe is sincere when you ask to play with me after NO conversations of erotic has passed our lips then you are only in it for one thing and one thing only, certainly not friendship as you so believe.

That goes to everyone that thinks that the "friendly" behind my names means I am so friendly that I will let an insult against my kindness go unanswered. I won't. I won't tolerate it, nor will I ever be played a fool if I can help it.

Drop the act people, just get on with what you want and go for it. If you find you've found me in the mood to fuck spontaniously then lucky you, but if not then I suggest you move along and PM some other woman who you think is stupid enough to fall for your lines of BS!
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
:mad:

A warning too all... Don't ever try to pull some cloak and dagger shit with me! If you want to get to know me, then do it. If you want to fuck me just say so, but don't try to use friendship as a way to try and play with me. It won't work. I don't care who you are or what you believe is sincere when you ask to play with me after NO conversations of erotic has passed our lips then you are only in it for one thing and one thing only, certainly not friendship as you so believe.

That goes to everyone that thinks that the "friendly" behind my names means I am so friendly that I will let an insult against my kindness go unanswered. I won't. I won't tolerate it, nor will I ever be played a fool if I can help it.

Drop the act people, just get on with what you want and go for it. If you find you've found me in the mood to fuck spontaniously then lucky you, but if not then I suggest you move along and PM some other woman who you think is stupid enough to fall for your lines of BS!
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amen to that!!! i feel for ya!!! damn fuckers!
 
MoonShadowLady said:
amen to that!!! i feel for ya!!! damn fuckers!
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I think what upset me the most was this person played on my sympathy, my willingness to take the chance that he was sincere. Telling me how he'd had a rough time on Lit once and because of my writing he had decided to come out and say hi. I was touched by that and was more than happy to chat with him. Then came the ... PM that talked about finding a place to play and be a bit erotic. *sigh*

It just really bothered me. I am a nice person and I do my best to treat everyone the way I would want to be treated. I try to give people a chance to prove me wrong, but when you feel in your gut that someone isn't being upfront with you... you know it and you know it is a matter of time before their true reasons behind trying to befriend you are revealed.
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
I think what upset me the most was this person played on my sympathy, my willingness to take the chance that he was sincere. Telling me how he'd had a rough time on Lit once and because of my writing he had decided to come out and say hi. I was touched by that and was more than happy to chat with him. Then came the ... PM that talked about finding a place to play and be a bit erotic. *sigh*

It just really bothered me. I am a nice person and I do my best to treat everyone the way I would want to be treated. I try to give people a chance to prove me wrong, but when you feel in your gut that someone isn't being upfront with you... you know it and you know it is a matter of time before their true reasons behind trying to befriend you are revealed.
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i've had that done to me many times...they act like they want to be friends when really all they want to do is cyber. You'd think people on this site would be more upfront about such things *sighs*
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
I think what upset me the most was this person played on my sympathy, my willingness to take the chance that he was sincere. Telling me how he'd had a rough time on Lit once and because of my writing he had decided to come out and say hi. I was touched by that and was more than happy to chat with him. Then came the ... PM that talked about finding a place to play and be a bit erotic. *sigh*

It just really bothered me. I am a nice person and I do my best to treat everyone the way I would want to be treated. I try to give people a chance to prove me wrong, but when you feel in your gut that someone isn't being upfront with you... you know it and you know it is a matter of time before their true reasons behind trying to befriend you are revealed.
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There are some real pieces of work round here....for all we spend our days here fending off PM's from noobs who want to cyber and cam, at least they're up front about it.
 
MoonShadowLady said:
i've had that done to me many times...they act like they want to be friends when really all they want to do is cyber. You'd think people on this site would be more upfront about such things *sighs*
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I have too, but this one just really bothered me a lot more than most for some reason. I'm not sure why, but it did. Perhaps he found me in a good mood where I think everyone is sweet, kind, and considerate.
 
lovemonster said:
There are some real pieces of work round here....for all we spend our days here fending off PM's from noobs who want to cyber and cam, at least they're up front about it.
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For every jerk though, I do believe a couple gentlemen pop up and are beginning to overshadow them. This is a good thing.
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
For every jerk though, I do believe a couple gentlemen pop up and are beginning to overshadow them. This is a good thing.
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Well, perhaps there's hope for them yet. It just offends me that people will try and use your vulnerabilities against you with an ulterior motive in mind.
 
lovemonster said:
Well, perhaps there's hope for them yet. It just offends me that people will try and use your vulnerabilities against you with an ulterior motive in mind.
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I agree. I'd rather have an honest lover than a liar.

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Just got this one in my email:

hi

ever thought of being a sub to a master

*shakes head*

Gee... me a submissive? Who would have thought?!? :rolleyes:
 
lovemonster said:
Well, perhaps there's hope for them yet. It just offends me that people will try and use your vulnerabilities against you with an ulterior motive in mind.
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yes, why can't they just come right out with it? it saves time and at last the other person can go find someone else to cyber with
 
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