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YKYSFW half way through masturbating you become so bored you forget how.
 
YKYSFW you can't wait for any of the regular YKYSFW women to jump in and offer sirhugs some remedial lessons and have to make your own complaint.

YKYSFW your mattress gets a better workout than your SO - even when she's home.
 
midwestyankee said:
YKYSFW you can't wait for any of the regular YKYSFW women to jump in and offer sirhugs some remedial lessons and have to make your own complaint.

YKYSFW your mattress gets a better workout than your SO - even when she's home.
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YKYSFW you think maybe the women got rid of their SF and you not sure whether to be happy for them, or not...:confused:
 
MT_Pitcher said:
YKYSFW you think maybe the women got rid of their SF and you not sure whether to be happy for them, or not...:confused:
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Surely not all of them at the same time? That would leave us to our own devices, MT. And I don't know about you, but I'm getting a little tired of my own device. Well, I'm getting tired of it being the only stairway to heaven, let me say that.
 
midwestyankee said:
Surely not all of them at the same time? That would leave us to our own devices, MT. And I don't know about you, but I'm getting a little tired of my own device. Well, I'm getting tired of it being the only stairway to heaven, let me say that.
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YKYSFW being left to your own devices is more like a stairway to New Jersey!!
 
wanderer2704 said:
((((((Dream)))))) :kiss: :devil:

Need someone to play with?
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someone just woke up hat is playing with me RIGHT now ..so uh thanks anyways wanderer:D :devil: :kiss:
 
GiveawayGirl said:
YKYSFW you tell WW only when we're lucky and someone is willing to share
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YKYSFW you're always willing and able to share but nobody is interested.
 
wanderer2704 said:
YKYSFW you're always willing and able to share but nobody is interested.
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YKYSFW you tell wanderer that it's not about interest, it's about geography :)
 
wanderer2704 said:
Do you know I always hated 'phys! 'gys such as biology were good though.
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LOL :)

YKYSFW geography is always the issue since you never come out of hiding anyway
 
GiveawayGirl said:
LOL :)

YKYSFW geography is always the issue since you never come out of hiding anyway
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Actually its time that's the issue because there's never enough of it and also I live in a different time zone, but perhaps that is geography after all. I don't know anymore think I'll go and lie down.
 
wanderer2704 said:
Actually its time that's the issue because there's never enough of it and also I live in a different time zone, but perhaps that is geography after all. I don't know anymore think I'll go and lie down.
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YKYSFW your so easily confused that you just give up.
 
GiveawayGirl said:
YKYSFW you tell wanderer that GG never goes anywhere without the protection of her hat......
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YKYSFW you tell GG she can keep the hat, as long as you can keep your boots on, just for traction, mind you..:D
 
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