You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When...

[GiveawayGirl]

So I wasted all those years as a literacy tutor at the women's prison?

YKYSFW even Yankee's bad jokes make you smile

 

[wanderer2704]

Now if I could just figure out where you're hiding...

I thought it was obvious - she's just behind that hat.

 

[GiveawayGirl]

I thought it was obvious - she's just behind that hat.

YKYSFW you tell wanderer that technically you are beneath the hat.....wouldn't want to hide all the best parts now, would I?

 

[midwestyankee]

YKYSFW even Yankee's bad jokes make you smile.

YKYSFW a smile from GG makes the SF seem ever so much more bearable.

Actually, one would not have to be SF for this to be true, but there is this format thing that sirhugs keeps pointing out.

 

[GiveawayGirl]

YKYSFW a smile from GG makes the SF seem ever so much more bearable.

Darn you, you get me with that sweet stuff every time.

YKYSFW you'll take sweet over sex any day.

 

[midwestyankee]

Darn you, you get me with that sweet stuff every time.

YKYSFW you'll take sweet over sex any day.

YKYSFW when you think you just read that GG would take sweet stuff over sex any day.

 

[GiveawayGirl]

YKYSFW when you think you just read that GG would take sweet stuff over sex any day.

Hey, why the hell do you think I'm sexually frustrated?

 

[midwestyankee]

Hey, why the hell do you think I'm sexually frustrated?

YKYSF (and a bit of a smartass) W you want to offer GG some pertinent candy:

 

[GiveawayGirl]

YKYSF (and a bit of a smartass) W you want to offer GG some pertinent candy:

roflmao

YKYSFW they look melt in your mouth delicious.....

 

[GiveawayGirl]

YKYSFW it only takes about 30 seconds to start wondering how/why/where yankee had such quick access to chocolate penis pictures

 

[MT_Pitcher]

YKYSFW it only takes about 30 seconds to start wondering how/why/where yankee had such quick access to chocolate penis pictures

Doesn't everybody have have chocolate penis pics???

 

[GiveawayGirl]

Doesn't everybody have have chocolate penis pics???

roflmao.....not you too!

YKYSFW you wonder what other edible pics MT might have

 

[midwestyankee]

YKYSFW it only takes about 30 seconds to start wondering how/why/where yankee had such quick access to chocolate penis pictures

YKYSFW you remind GG that the yank uses google for a living and that this was child's play. Well, to follow Lit's rules, this was play for a buxom and needy 18 year old.

 

[GiveawayGirl]

YKYSFW you remind GG that the yank uses google for a living and that this was child's play. Well, to follow Lit's rules, this was play for a buxom and needy 18 year old.

YKYSFW the alternative explanation was much better in your mind.

 

[midwestyankee]

YKYSFW the alternative explanation was much better in your mind.

YKYSFW the alternative explanation is always better in your mind.

 

[GiveawayGirl]

YKYSFW the alternative explanation is always better in your mind.

Which leads to more sexual frustration.....do you sense a pattern here?

 

[MT_Pitcher]

roflmao.....not you too!

YKYSFW you wonder what other edible pics MT might have

YKYSFW you say "You mean, besides the ones of you??"

 

[GiveawayGirl]

YKYSFW you say "You mean, besides the ones of you??"

YKYSFW when you say Woo Hoo...are you covered in chocolate?

 

[midwestyankee]

Which leads to more sexual frustration.....do you sense a pattern here?

To quote a wise American philosopher, "D'oh!"

 

[MT_Pitcher]

YKYSFW when you say Woo Hoo...are you covered in chocolate?

YKYSFW you know just where the choco sauce is cause you keep it on hand. And on other things too!!

 

[GiveawayGirl]

To quote a wise American philosopher, "D'oh!"

Thank you, Bart.....you are oh so wise

 

[GiveawayGirl]

YKYSFW you know just where the choco sauce is cause you keep it on hand. And on other things too!!

No wonder WW likes you so much!

YKYSFW you wish WW would get home from work soon so you can get another look at today's offering.

 

[midwestyankee]

Thank you, Bart.....you are oh so wise

Help me out here. Isn't it Homer who says, "D'oh!"?

In any event, GG, don't have a cow, man.

 

[MT_Pitcher]

No wonder WW likes you so much!

YKYSFW you wish WW would get home from work soon so you can get another look at today's offering.

YKYSFW you say it was a nice one. Of a matching pair too!!

 

[GiveawayGirl]

Help me out here. Isn't it Homer who says, "D'oh!"?

In any event, GG, don't have a cow, man.

To be quite honest, I've never seen The Simpsons.....and it's banned in my house to protect my impressionable children.