Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[blokefromthepub]

The waitress approached with a grin

 

[weespanner]

The waitress approached with a grin
And wiped the drool from his chin

 

[blokefromthepub]

The waitress approached with a grin
And wiped the drool from his chin.
She'd seen this before

 

[weespanner]

The waitress approached with a grin
And wiped the drool from his chin.
She'd seen this before
And learned to ignore

 

[sweetsauce]

The waitress approached with a grin
And wiped the drool from his chin.
She'd seen this before
And learned to ignore
The effects of way too much gin

 

[weespanner]

ha

They say that gin makes you sin
And whisky makes frisky begin
'Tis true that brandy
Makes you feel randy
So alcohol's always win-win

 

[thebeesknees]

They say that gin makes you sin
And whisky makes frisky begin
'Tis true that brandy
Makes you feel randy
So alcohol's always win-win

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I like it....I like it a lot....now can I get you a drink from the cybernet bar???

 

[TomBoner]

As Sally dropped down to her knees

 

[thebeesknees]

As Sally dropped down to her knees
I whispered out please Sally PLEASE

 

[thebeesknees]

As Sally dropped down to her knees
I whispered out please Sally PLEASE
don't make me twitch

 

[thebeesknees]

As Sally dropped down to her knees
I whispered out please Sally PLEASE
don't make me twitch
take care of my itch
and give it just one more good squeeze



sorry I was on a roll....I think!

 

[sweetsauce]

Lol lim folk...good ones

John throbbed with evident need

 

[BrokenRomantic]

John throbbed with evident need
To his friends he did give heed

 

[sweetsauce]

John throbbed with evident need
To his friends he did give heed
They said "Go to Sally!"

 

[BrokenRomantic]

John throbbed with evident need
To his friends he did give heed
They said "Go to Sally!"
"She lives in the valley!"

 

[sweetsauce]

John throbbed with evident need
To his friends he did give heed
They said "Go to Sally!"
"She lives in the valley!"
"She'll sort you out, oh indeed!"

 

[stickygirl]

They put silicon into her mother board

 

[pensivepoet]

They put silicon into her mother board

Cuz sticky was feeling somewhat moored

 

[stickygirl]

They put silicon into her mother board
Cuz sticky was feeling somewhat moored
With germanium chips

 

[weespanner]

They put silicon into her mother board
Cuz sticky was feeling somewhat moored
With germanium chips
She soon got to grips

 

[37_ttej]

They put silicon into her mother board
Cuz sticky was feeling somewhat moored
With germanium chips
She soon got to grips
Improving the speed she got cored.

 

[37_ttej]

Jett briefly posted his pic

(gratuitious self promotion, folks)

 

[weespanner]

Jett briefly posted his pic
Oh did he now? Where do I click?

 

[37_ttej]

Jett briefly posted his pic
Oh did he now? Where do I click?
Clowns' chicken face thread

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1124899

 

[pensivepoet]

Jett briefly posted his pic
Oh did he now? Where do I click?
Clowns' chicken face thread
Can we trust your cred?
After bragging of a 12inch dick
*kind eyes and a mischievous grin. Ladies gonna love that one! Lose your razor?*