Let’s build the ultimate dirty talk thread, one line at a time

[TheOne007]

"Let me split open that wet slit for you..."

 

[PageWriter2]

"With a ball gag, your silence becomes your scream."

 

[Trubbycat]

“Ok, you’ve served your purpose, now go jerk off in the corner!”

Could I get some paper towels? It's slippery as hell over here...

 

[Cowboy34]

Oh yes honey

“Ok, you’ve served your purpose, now go jerk off in the corner!”

Yess

 

[Martin_M]

My husband goes away on Tuesday morning, the kids will be at my sisters....

 

[PG564E]

"Suck our dicks and we won't make your wife blow us"

 

[Feet100percent]

One time my girlfriend asked, “can you give me a foot massage while you fuck me?” Such a simple request but made me so horny.