Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[weespanner]

Jett briefly posted his pic
Oh did he now? Where do I click?
Clowns' chicken face thread
Just saw your head
I thought you'd been posting your dick

 

[37_ttej]

Jett briefly posted his pic
Oh did he now? Where do I click?
Clowns' chicken face thread
Can we trust your cred?
For only an hour (tick, tick)

 

[37_ttej]

Jett briefly posted his pic
Oh did he now? Where do I click?
Clowns' chicken face thread
Just saw your head
I thought you'd been posting your dick

Bwahahaha ...

... no.

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My manhood's too big for the lens

 

[pensivepoet]

Jett briefly posted his pic
Oh did he now? Where do I click?
Clowns' chicken face thread
Can we trust your cred?
For only an hour (tick, tick)

*too late, i saved it and i'm posting it everywhere. Silly boy*

 

[weespanner]

*too late, i saved it and i'm posting it everywhere. Silly boy*

haha! - my thoughts exactly, PP


My manhood's too big for the lens
Don't use zoom, it only extends

 

[stickygirl]

My manhood's too big for the lens
Don't use zoom, it only extends
With his built-in flasher

 

[weespanner]

My manhood's too big for the lens
Don't use zoom, it only extends
With his built-in flasher
Try not to splash her!

 

[cliteatingman]

My manhood's too big for the lens
Don't use zoom, it only extends
With his built-in flasher
Try not to splash her!
And yet he still wears depends

 

[37_ttej]

*too late, i saved it and i'm posting it everywhere. Silly boy*

Good thing it's some pic from the net

 

[stickygirl]

Good thing it's some pic from the net
Or we'd all have lost our Jett bet

 

[37_ttej]

Good thing it's some pic from the net
Or we'd all have lost our Jett bet
We thought he'd be hot
But that shot? He's not!

 

[pensivepoet]

Good thing it's some pic from the net
Or we'd all have lost our Jett bet
We thought he'd be hot
But that shot? He's not!

The poor lasses, ey'll not be wet!

 

[37_ttej]

Ugly blokes are really well hung

 

[pensivepoet]

Ugly blokes are really well hung

But they smell somewhat like buffalo dung

 

[weespanner]

Ugly blokes are really well hung
But they smell somewhat like buffalo dung
A scratch and sniff pic?

must've missed that one!

 

[stickygirl]

Ugly blokes are really well hung
But they smell somewhat like buffalo dung
A scratch and sniff pic?
Wee girls want to lick

 

[37_ttej]

Ugly blokes are really well hung
But they smell somewhat like buffalo dung
A scratch and sniff pic?
Of my big, long dick

 

[thebeesknees]

Ugly blokes are really well hung
But they smell somewhat like buffalo dung
A scratch and sniff pic?
or just a quick kick

 

[weespanner]

Ugly blokes are really well hung
But they smell somewhat like buffalo dung
A scratch and sniff pic?
Wee girls want to lick
But can't get the taste off thier tongue


Ugly blokes are really well hung
But they smell somewhat like buffalo dung
A scratch and sniff pic?
Of my big, long dick
It's swollen, you must have been stung

 

[weespanner]

Ugly blokes are really well hung
But they smell somewhat like buffalo dung
A scratch and sniff pic?
or just a quick kick
Watch out for a slip of the tongue

 

[stickygirl]

nice work Wee

Poor Tom was stung on his willy

 

[weespanner]

ta sticky

Poor Tom was stung on his willy
While wearing a g-string so frilly

 

[thebeesknees]

Poor Tom was stung on his willy
While wearing a g-string so frilly
He got stung on the knob

 

[stickygirl]

Poor Tom was stung on his willy
While wearing a g-string so frilly
He got stung on the knob
And then it did throb

Poor Tom was stung on his willy
While wearing a g-string so frilly
It flew up his skirt

 

[weespanner]

Poor Tom was stung on his willy
While wearing a g-string so frilly
He got stung on the knob
And then it did throb
The lesson? don't rub it with chilli!



Poor Tom was stung on his willy
While wearing a g-string so frilly
It flew up his skirt
Then under his shirt