Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[pensivepoet]

While out for a stroll on the beach
I met by chance my old teach

With a stern look

 

[weespanner]

While out for a stroll on the beach
I met by chance my old teach
With a stern look
He spoke gobbledygook

 

[pensivepoet]

While out for a stroll on the beach
I met by chance my old teach
With a stern look
He spoke gobbledygook

Cuz on his cock he had a leech

 

[weespanner]

At least he was getting it sucked

 

[37_ttej]

At least he was getting it sucked
Wish I was gonna get fucked

 

[weespanner]

At least he was getting it sucked
Wish I was gonna get fucked
Right there in the sand

 

[jameslewis]

At least he was getting it sucked
Wish I was gonna get fucked
Right there in the sand
Instead of using my hand

 

[weespanner]

At least he was getting it sucked
Wish I was gonna get fucked
Right there in the sand
Instead of using my hand
Just climb on and I will instruct

typical teacher

 

[Lia Monde]

At least he was getting it sucked
Wish I was gonna get fucked
Right there in the sand
Instead of using my hand
Abraded so much that I cussed

 

[Lia Monde]

The gourmand always fed his new dates

 

[weespanner]

The gourmand always fed his new dates
On exquisite bone china plates

 

[Lia Monde]

The gourmand always fed his new dates
On exquisite bone china plates
The silver was sterling

 

[pensivepoet]

The gourmand always fed his new dates
On exquisite bone china plates
The silver was sterling

Her toes were curling

 

[weespanner]

The gourmand always fed his new dates
On exquisite bone china plates
The silver was sterling
Her toes were curling
Orgasmic food this man creates

 

[Lia Monde]

The gourmand always fed his new dates
On exquisite bone china plates
The silver was sterling
Her toes were curling
Orgasmic food this man creates

Wine accompanied his meals

 

[weespanner]

Wine accompanied his meals
Which made her wobble in her heels

 

[37_ttej]

Wine accompanied his meals
Which made her wobble in her heels
A well-conceived plan

 

[Lia Monde]

Wine accompanied his meals
Which made her wobble in her heels
The drinks made her loose

 

[weespanner]

Wine accompanied his meals
Which made her wobble in her heels
The drinks made her loose
But the salmon mousse


Wine accompanied his meals
Which made her wobble in her heels
A well-conceived plan
Had surely began

 

[weespanner]

Wine accompanied his meals
Which made her wobble in her heels
The drinks made her loose
But the salmon mousse
Was one of those '3 for 2' deals


Wine accompanied his meals
Which made her wobble in her heels
A well-conceived plan
Had surely began
The napkin would muffle her squeals

 

[mamasota]

((((wee))))

Something moved under the table

 

[blokefromthepub]

Something moved under the table
And I knew that I wouldn't be able

 

[mamasota]

Something moved under the table
And I knew that I wouldn't be able
To keep a straight face




GM, J

 

[blokefromthepub]

Something moved under the table
And I kne that I wouldn't be able
To keep a straight face,
So I bore it with grace

 

[weespanner]

Something moved under the table
And I knew that I wouldn't be able
To keep a straight face,
So I bore it with grace
While tied to the chair with some cable

(((mama)))