Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[weespanner]

One night, under the starry sky
She teased, "Wanna sample my pie?"
He gazed up above
While making sweet love
But an owl shat right in his eye

 

[thebeesknees]

on a beach in the tropics where warm winds do blow





This is one of the best on here in a while!!!
"Rub it better" he said to our girl
And so she gave a long hard twirl
Followed with a lick
Which stiffened his dick
So he gave her a necklace of pearl

__________________

 

[TomBoner]

on a beach in the tropics where warm winds do blow
I whispered in her ear to let her know

 

[pensivepoet]

on a beach in the tropics where warm winds do blow
I whispered in her ear to let her know

A crab was crawling

 

[stickygirl]

on a beach in the tropics where warm winds do blow
I whispered in her ear to let her know
A crab was crawling
From her pubic hair falling

 

[thebeesknees]

on a beach in the tropics where warm winds do blow
I whispered in her ear to let her know
A crab was crawling
From her pubic hair falling
and that's why I let that girl go!

 

[TomBoner]

Sally was such a nasty girl

 

[pensivepoet]

Sally was such a nasty girl

But still I gave her a whirl

 

[weespanner]

Sally was such a nasty girl
But still I gave her a whirl
She'd kneel at my feet

 

[texou]

Sally was such a nasty girl
But still I gave her a whirl
She'd kneel at my feet
While pinching her own teet

 

[AbsintheFather]

Sally was such a nasty girl
But still I gave her a whirl
She'd kneel at my feet
While pinching her own teet
And accept a necklace of pearls

 

[thebeesknees]

Christmas panties were hung by the bedside with care

 

[AbsintheFather]

Christmas panties were hung by the bedside with care
Until my wife figured they belonged to the Au Pair

 

[pensivepoet]

Christmas panties were hung by the bedside with care
Until my wife figured they belonged to the Au Pair

Ho! HO! HO! she cried

 

[37_ttej]

Christmas panties were hung by the bedside with care
Until my wife figured they belonged to the Au Pair
Ho! HO! HO! she cried
The wife pine cones shied

 

[AbsintheFather]

Christmas panties were hung by the bedside with care
Until my wife figured they belonged to the Au Pair
Ho! HO! HO! she cried
They're really mine, I lied

 

[stickygirl]

Christmas panties were hung by the bedside with care
Until my wife figured they belonged to the Au Pair
Ho! HO! HO! she cried
They're really mine, I lied
Then why, on the crotch, is there blond hair? Bastard

 

[37_ttej]

Christmas panties were hung by the bedside with care
Until my wife figured they belonged to the Au Pair
Ho! HO! HO! she cried
They're really mine, I lied
Then why, on the crotch, is there blond hair? Bastard

Nice one, you two

They, um, must have got there in the wash

 

[pensivepoet]

Nice one, you two

They, um, must have got there in the wash

Uh huh, and the monogram sweet Tosh?

 

[weespanner]

They, um, must have got there in the wash
Uh huh, and the monogram sweet Tosh?
That's ST for short

 

[hotternow]

They, um, must have got there in the wash
Uh huh, and the monogram sweet Tosh?
That's ST for short
Is that a new sport?

 

[weespanner]

They, um, must have got there in the wash
Uh huh, and the monogram sweet Tosh?
That's ST for short
Is that a new sport?
It's BS but slightly more posh

 

[pensivepoet]

They, um, must have got there in the wash
Uh huh, and the monogram sweet Tosh?
That's ST for short
Is that a new sport?

No, that's when he got the kabash!

 

[weespanner]

While out for a stroll on the beach

 

[37_ttej]

While out for a stroll on the beach
I met by chance my old teach