Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[pensivepoet]

Stan wanted to have sex with a Mermaid
A fact he often down played
He tried it with fish

And an orca named Trish

 

[thebeesknees]

Stan wanted to have sex with a Mermaid
A fact he often down played
He tried it with fish
and an Orca named Trish
but he never could really get laid

 

[37_ttej]

He just couldn't hold his breath

 

[pensivepoet]

He just couldn't hold his breath

Had smoked too much crystal meth

 

[hotternow]

He just couldn't hold his breath
Had smoked too much crystal meth
That shit hurts your brain

 

[pensivepoet]

He just couldn't hold his breath
Had smoked too much crystal meth
That shit hurts your brain

But drives mermaids insane

 

[thebeesknees]

Belle fell in love by the Emerald sea
Warm and wet she seemed to be
So I dove right on in
It seemed a win/win
did she squirt or was that just pee!


My bad I was on the wrong page and did not catch it Sooooo Sorry

 

[stickygirl]

He just couldn't hold his breath
Had smoked too much crystal meth
That shit hurts your brain
But drives mermaids insane
Makes em squirt, pee then death

 

[37_ttej]

He just couldn't hold his breath
Had smoked too much crystal meth
That shit hurts your brain
But drives mermaids insane
Makes em squirt, pee then death

Ariel was warned off the stuff

 

[sweetsauce]

Ariel was warned off the stuff
But she couldn't seem to get enough

 

[37_ttej]

Ariel was warned off the stuff
But she couldn't seem to get enough
She'd snort outta shells

 

[sweetsauce]

Ariel was warned off the stuff
But she couldn't seem to get enough
She'd snort outta shells
Really? Hell's bells!

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

Ariel was warned off the stuff
But she couldn't seem to get enough
She'd snort outta shells
Really? Hell's bells!
Now dancing for all in the buff

 

[37_ttej]

Ariel was warned off the stuff
But she couldn't seem to get enough
She'd snort outta shells
Really? Hell's bells!
Yep, used the one cov'ring her muff.

 

[Lia Monde]

Charlotte was caught in his web

 

[37_ttej]

Charlotte was caught in his web
Her desire starting to ebb

 

[cliteatingman]

Charlotte was caught in his web
Her desire starting to ebb
So he fed her his cock

 

[37_ttej]

Charlotte was caught in his web
Her desire starting to ebb
So he fed her his cock
And timed on the clock

 

[Lia Monde]

Charlotte was caught in his web
Her desire starting to ebb
So he fed her his cock
And timed on the clock
Soon she was banging like a celeb

 

[thebeesknees]

A naked selfie I wanted to post

 

[pensivepoet]

A naked selfie I wanted to post

But alas, my phone's cam was toast

 

[thebeesknees]

A naked selfie I wanted to post
but alas my phone's cam was toast
So I ran to the door

 

[pensivepoet]

A naked selfie I wanted to post
but alas my phone's cam was toast
So I ran to the door

And yelled to a whore

 

[sweetsauce]

A naked selfie I wanted to post
but alas my phone's cam was toast
So I ran to the door
And yelled to a whore
Who'd take it but for a spit-roast!

 

[thebeesknees]

the Dr. said to Jill with a frown