Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[sweetsauce]

the Dr. said to Jill with a frown
As he settled in place, kneeling down

 

[thebeesknees]

The Dr. said to Jill with a frown
As he settled in place, kneeling down
With his face in her muff


sweetsauce I'm watching you

 

[cliteatingman]

The Dr. said to Jill with a frown
As he settled in place, kneeling down
With his face in her muff
"Gee, your cunt's tough"

 

[pensivepoet]

The Dr. said to Jill with a frown
As he settled in place, kneeling down
With his face in her muff
"Gee, your cunt's tough"

Well ya gotta pull the panties down!
*SS~you're supposed to be cookin dinner*

 

[37_ttej]

She should have gone seen Dr Jett
For diagnoses: the best yet.
Guaranteed to
Prescribe just for you
The right cure: it's a safe bet.

 

[37_ttej]

Oh, and a starter ...

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The doctor pulled on his glove

 

[pensivepoet]

Oh, and a starter ...

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The doctor pulled on his glove

And glanced at the stir-ups above

 

[stickygirl]

The doctor pulled on his glove
And glanced at the stirrups above
He'd dreamt about pegging

 

[37_ttej]

The doctor pulled on his glove
And glanced at the stirrups above
He'd dreamt about pegging
"Oh, please!", he'd been begging

 

[weespanner]

The doctor pulled on his glove
And glanced at the stirrups above
He'd dreamt about pegging
"Oh, please!", he'd been begging
Let's try some 'when bush cums to shove'

 

[37_ttej]

The doctor pulled on his glove
And glanced at the stirrups above
He'd dreamt about pegging
"Oh, please!", he'd been begging
Let's try some 'when bush cums to shove'

Oh, clever!

He prescribed a topical cream

 

[pensivepoet]

Oh, clever!

He prescribed a topical cream

Which spurred a very naughty dream

 

[37_ttej]

He prescribed a topical cream
Which spurred a very naughty dream
Applied twice a day

 

[Lia Monde]

He prescribed a topical cream
Which spurred a very naughty dream
Applied twice a day
With legs wide asplay

 

[37_ttej]

He prescribed a topical cream
Which spurred a very naughty dream
Applied twice a day
With legs wide asplay
It's only done right if you scream.

 

[sweetsauce]

"Rub it better" he said to our girl

winking back at thebees, you might learn something and PP? I'm shocked that you doubt my attention to duty.. after posting I went to cook...lmao

 

[thebeesknees]

"Rub it better" he said to our girl
And so she gave a long hard twirl


What is "PP"

 

[37_ttej]

"Rub it better" he said to our girl
And so she gave a long hard twirl
Followed with a lick

("PP" = pensivepoet)

 

[thebeesknees]

"Rub it better" he said to our girl
And so she gave a long hard twirl
Followed with a lick
Which stiffened his dick

 

[weespanner]

"Rub it better" he said to our girl
And so she gave a long hard twirl
Followed with a lick
Which stiffened his dick
So her gave her a necklace of pearl

 

[37_ttej]

"Rub it better" he said to our girl
And so she gave a long hard twirl
Followed with a lick
Which stiffened his dick
So much, sadly, it made her hurl.

(deep throating requires practice)

Edit: Wee's was a much 'happier ending'.

 

[sweetsauce]

One night, under the starry sky

 

[37_ttej]

One night, under the starry sky
She teased, "Wanna sample my pie?"

 

[weespanner]

Hey sweets and ttej

One night, under the starry sky
She teased, "Wanna sample my pie?"
He gazed up above

 

[37_ttej]

One night, under the starry sky
She teased, "Wanna sample my pie?"
He gazed up above
While making sweet love

(hey Wee )