Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[SimonSex]

On a desert island she waits
Resigned to await the fates
Her armpit hair grows

 

[SimonSex]

On a desert island she waits
Resigned to await the fates
She jills in the sand
Legs shake, she can’t stand

 

[Trubbycat]

On a desert island she waits
Resigned to await the fates
She jills in the sand
Legs shake, she can’t stand
She collapses and then eats some dates

 

[Trubbycat]

On a desert island she waits
Resigned to await the fates
Her armpit hair grows
And when the wind blows

 

[SimonSex]

On a desert island she waits
Resigned to await the fates
Her armpit hair grows
And when the wind blows
Her scent attracts the primates

 

[SimonSex]

The sheets were strewn about the bed

 

[Trubbycat]

The sheets were strewn about the bed
She lay there panting, almost dead

 

[SimonSex]

The sheets were strewn about the bed
She lay there panting, almost dead
“That oughta’ hold ya!”

 

[Trubbycat]

The sheets were strewn about the bed
She lay there panting, almost dead
“That oughta’ hold ya!”
She smiles. “I told ya.”

 

[SimonSex]

The sheets were strewn about the bed
She lay there panting, almost dead
“That oughta’ hold ya!”
She smiles. “I told ya.”
Always good to restore your cred

 

[Trubbycat]

He ran his tongue over her lips

 

[SimonSex]

He ran his tongue over her lips
Nimble fingers tweak her pert nips

 

[Trubbycat]

He ran his tongue over her lips
Nimble fingers tweak her pert nips
She started to buck

 

[SimonSex]

He ran his tongue over her lips
Nimble fingers tweak her pert nips
She started to buck
Such was her good luck

 

[37_ttej]

He ran his tongue over her lips
Nimble fingers tweak her pert nips
She started to buck
Such was her good luck
You could measure his thrusts in kips.

- or -

He ran his tongue over her lips
Nimble fingers tweak her pert nips
She started to buck
Such was her good bad luck
She then dislocated both hips.

 

[SimonSex]

He ran his tongue over her lips
Nimble fingers tweak her pert nips
She started to buck
Such was her good luck
You could measure his thrusts in kips.

- or -

He ran his tongue over her lips
Nimble fingers tweak her pert nips
She started to buck
Such was her good bad luck
She then dislocated both hips.

Jett strikes again. Epic!

 

[SimonSex]

When push comes to shove they make love

 

[Trubbycat]

When push comes to shove they make love
And cumming, she cooed like a dove

 

[SimonSex]

When push comes to shove they make love
And cumming, she cooed like a dove
In blissful repose

 

[Trubbycat]

When push comes to shove they make love
And cumming, she cooed like a dove
In blissful repose
She was curling her toes

 

[SimonSex]

When push comes to shove they make love
And cumming, she cooed like a dove
In blissful repose
She was curling her toes
Then, the money shot from above

 

[Trubbycat]

She put a big toy in my ass

 

[SimonSex]

She put a big toy in my ass
Dirk Diggler model made of glass

 

[Trubbycat]

She put a big toy in my ass
Dirk Diggler model made of glass
It slid in with a pop

 

[SimonSex]

She put a big toy in my ass
Dirk Diggler model made of glass
It slid in with a pop
‘Til it came to a stop