Tallulah's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[Tallulah82]

To no-one in particular...

 

[cheekygirl75]

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You should join us in the You absolute… thread - something tells me you’d be good at it!

 

[Tallulah82]

I see you, @MrPimms loving my knob head pic.

I thought that might excite you.

 

[MrPimms]

I see you, @MrPimms loving my knob head pic.

I thought that might excite you.

You’ve called me one often enough.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

 

[Tallulah82]

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Baileys?

Get that disgusting liquid outta here.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Baileys?

Get that disgusting liquid outta here.

Other creamy liquids are available

 

[Tallulah82]

This reminds me of the other day in the shop. A man and woman were walking together passed a big crate of Baileys and the guy slowed down and said something along the line of "Oh, Baileys, do you want some?" and she didn't slow down at all as she replied "No, I don't like it."

I hope they haven't been together long for him to not know this.

 

[Tallulah82]

Other creamy liquids are available

I feel like you've been hitting the Baileys a bit this evening....

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I feel like you've been hitting the Baileys a bit this evening....

Nope .. sober as a judge but was debating one for a night cap

 

[Tallulah82]

Nope .. sober as a judge but was debating one for a night cap

Do it!

But if I end up having weird dreams of you chasing me with bare toes dripping with Baileys then I'll be having stern words with you tomorrow.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Do it!

But if I end up having weird dreams of you chasing me with bare toes dripping with Baileys then I'll be having stern words with you tomorrow.

I thought creamy tips were the must have Christmas gift this year

 

[Tallulah82]

I thought creamy tips were the must have Christmas gift this year

Where are you getting your advice? Viz??

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Where are you getting your advice? Viz??

ChatLitShit

It’s like ChatGPT but suggests smuttier or progressive worse replies.

 

[Tallulah82]

Review of Christmas Day 2025:

Overall score 5/10

Good points:
The young people slept well, woke well, coped well, being happy with their gifts, and enjoying the dinner.
The dinner was good, plenty for everyone, served hot and mostly well received. No food items forgotten!
I managed a couple of hours reading in the morning.

Not so good points:
I slept badly (of course! Too excited haha).
Grandson (ADHD) struggled with the dinner and some of the socialising with the others. Only one moment of tears. Well done.
Less relaxing time than hoped. I'm not sure why. Time just poofed.
Husband had a bad day - impatient and irritable and overall moody. We had a talk once everyone left/dispersed, but the day is done so he can't take it back/make today better again.

I'm exhausted. Verging on teary - but I know this is just tiredness. So, I'm off to bed and hopefully will get a full night's sleep and feel my usual feisty self tomorrow.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Review of Christmas Day 2025:

Overall score 5/10

Good points:
The young people slept well, woke well, coped well, being happy with their gifts, and enjoying the dinner.
The dinner was good, plenty for everyone, served hot and mostly well received. No food items forgotten!
I managed a couple of hours reading in the morning.

Not so good points:
I slept badly (of course! Too excited haha).
Grandson (ADHD) struggled with the dinner and some of the socialising with the others. Only one moment of tears. Well done.
Less relaxing time than hoped. I'm not sure why. Time just poofed.
Husband had a bad day - impatient and irritable and overall moody. We had a talk once everyone left/dispersed, but the day is done so he can't take it back/make today better again.

I'm exhausted. Verging on teary - but I know this is just tiredness. So, I'm off to bed and hopefully will get a full night's sleep and feel my usual feisty self tomorrow.

Hoping for some quality rest

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I was led to believe that this is you and all your dapper chums!

No fair. You fucking had a peek.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Review of Christmas Day 2025:

Overall score 5/10

Good points:
The young people slept well, woke well, coped well, being happy with their gifts, and enjoying the dinner.
The dinner was good, plenty for everyone, served hot and mostly well received. No food items forgotten!
I managed a couple of hours reading in the morning.

Not so good points:
I slept badly (of course! Too excited haha).
Grandson (ADHD) struggled with the dinner and some of the socialising with the others. Only one moment of tears. Well done.
Less relaxing time than hoped. I'm not sure why. Time just poofed.
Husband had a bad day - impatient and irritable and overall moody. We had a talk once everyone left/dispersed, but the day is done so he can't take it back/make today better again.

I'm exhausted. Verging on teary - but I know this is just tiredness. So, I'm off to bed and hopefully will get a full night's sleep and feel my usual feisty self tomorrow.