Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[37_ttej]

Poor Tom was stung on his willy
While wearing a g-string so frilly
It flew up his skirt
Then under his shirt
That'll teach him to dress up as Jilly

 

[Lia Monde]

The blouse May wore was transparent

 

[37_ttej]

The blouse May wore was see-through
Her curves quite easy to view

(edited, sorry Lia, cos Jett to dumb to think of hard rhymes right now)

 

[Lia Monde]

The blouse May wore was see-through
Her curves quite easy to view
They bounced so nice




[Poor Jett must be very tired - lent, sent, meant, went, relent, aberrant, consent, invent, lament, tent, repent, scent]

 

[37_ttej]

The blouse May wore was see-through
Her curves quite easy to view
They bounced so nice
I had to look twice

*Poor Jett is incoherent*

 

[Lia Monde]

The blouse May wore was see-through
Her curves quite easy to view
They bounced so nice
I had to look twice
As she left, I raced to pursue.

 

[Lia Monde]

In the window, Pam stood in the nude

 

[thebeesknees]

In the window, Pam stood in the nude
her body was there to be viewed

 

[stickygirl]

In the window, Pam stood in the nude
her body was there to be viewed
A crowd grew in the street

 

[TomBoner]

In the window, Pam stood in the nude
her body was there to be viewed
A crowd grew in the street
enjoying this rare awesome treat

 

[sweetsauce]

In the window, Pam stood in the nude
her body was there to be viewed
A crowd grew in the street
enjoying this rare awesome treat
To look away would be awfully rude!

 

[weespanner]

She got caught in the Christmas rush

 

[stickygirl]

She got caught in the Christmas rush
By a hockeyteam causing a crush

 

[weespanner]

She got caught in the Christmas rush
By a hockeyteam causing a crush
Surrounded by sticks

 

[TomBoner]

She got caught in the Christmas rush
By a hockeyteam causing a crush
Surrounded by sticks
all needing some licks

 

[stickygirl]

She got caught in the Christmas rush
By a hockeyteam causing a crush
Surrounded by sticks
She just took her pick

She got caught in the Christmas rush
By a hockeyteam causing a crush
Surrounded by sticks
all needing some licks
She soon had their pucks in a mush

 

[weespanner]

She got caught in the Christmas rush
By a hockeyteam causing a crush
Surrounded by sticks
She just took her pick
Cos her 'bits' had began to flush

 

[TomBoner]

Her Christmassy AV was enticing

 

[stickygirl]

She was rubbing her bits with her fingers

hi wee

 

[weespanner]

((sticky))


She was rubbing her bits with her fingers
In front of a couple of swingers



Her Christmassy AV was enticing
Her body was covered in icing

 

[BrokenRomantic]

She was rubbing her bits with her fingers
In front of a couple of swingers
They tried to play too


Her Christmassy AV was enticing
Her body was covered in icing
Her nip got a lick

 

[weespanner]

She was rubbing her bits with her fingers
In front of a couple of swingers
They tried to play too
Got covered in goo



Her Christmassy AV was enticing
Her body was covered in icing
Her nip got a lick
And hardened his dick

 

[BrokenRomantic]

She was rubbing her bits with her fingers
In front of a couple of swingers
They tried to play too
Got covered in goo
Oh how the cum smell still lingers!

Her Christmassy AV was enticing
Her body was covered in icing
Her nip got a lick
And hardened his dick
Though her glare was all but inviting!

 

[weespanner]

haha, well done BR

To get on Santa's naughty list

 

[stickygirl]

To get on Santa's naughty list
The elves must rub his hairy bits