Which lister would you like to have a kid with?

TANG GOD

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with all the talk about babies, baby's mamas and crap, it has come to mind that i would love to inject my elite man juice on the following diverse vaginas:

anglo-saxon: ~fata morgana~ - i want to be one of those latinos to say "yeah, bitches... look at my beautiful latino-anglo baby... fuck you racist fuck, how does it feel?"

hispanic: lushy - oh yeah, raising 10 beaner kids sounds like the norm for us folks. :rolleyes:

azn: none from lit. fact: my mom wants me to marry an azn girl because she thinks azn kids are the most beautiful kids in the world.

black: none. our kids would be too lazy to steal. :rolleyes: my choice is not because i don't want a "mulatto" kid, but because i think that the black women here are fucking insane.

middle eastern: eating_scarlett - talk about having a kid with beautiful black silky hair, bronze colored skin, and the athletic ablility to swing a baseball bat and box from my latino side sounds like a master plan.
hopely it doesn't acquire some unibrow or some terrrorist tendencies from her mom's side

pacific islander: nawtee - i have nothing to say because i know our kids would be total asshole brats.


anyhow, i hope to NOT see the fallowing posters who want to conceive.
nobody over 45yrs, because i heard kids come up fucked.
nobody on meds or on recreational drugs, because kids do come up fucked.
 
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TANG GOD said:
nobody over 45yrs, because i heard kids come up fucked.
nobody on meds or on recreational drugs, because kids do come up fucked.


actually a combination of both sounds even fucking more insane.
 
TANG GOD said:
actually a combination of both sounds even fucking more insane.

your last 2 stipulations rule out most chicks on the board.
 
BeBe81, only because she can put up with me, she would make a good mother, she's gorgeous, and she's a wonderful, wonderful woman :)
 
RikkiTikkiTavi said:
BeBe81, only because she can put up with me, she would make a good mother, she's gorgeous, and she's a wonderful, wonderful woman :)


Yeah, but she's got a tail...
 
If I could procreate with another litser, then would be only one.

I'm certain, afte all this time, he knows who he is, and what our babes would look like.
 
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RikkiTikkiTavi said:
BeBe81, only because she can put up with me, she would make a good mother, she's gorgeous, and she's a wonderful, wonderful woman :)
That is sweet. Thank you. :rose:

I would be a terrible mother.
 
BeBe81 said:
That is sweet. Thank you. :rose:

I would be a terrible mother.

I don't know, I think you would be because of how nice you are :)

And tails are hot ;) They can do a lot of things :D

*snuggles* *cough check your PMs cough*
 
posterOfAgirl said:
none of them, this place is full of crazies, and i'm not bearing their demon seed

Somebody tie her down, I'm getting the turkey baster.
 
TANG GOD said:
with all the talk about babies, baby's mamas and crap, it has come to mind that i would love to inject my elite man juice on the following diverse vaginas:

anglo-saxon: ~fata morgana~ - i want to be one of those latinos to say "yeah, bitches... look at my beautiful latino-anglo baby... fuck you racist fuck, how does it feel?"

hispanic: lushy - oh yeah, raising 10 beaner kids sounds like the norm for us folks. :rolleyes:

azn: none from lit. fact: my mom wants me to marry an azn girl because she thinks azn kids are the most beautiful kids in the world.

black: none. our kids would be too lazy to steal. :rolleyes: my choice is not because i don't want a "mulatto" kid, but because i think that the black women here are fucking insane.

middle eastern: eating_scarlett - talk about having a kid with beautiful black silky hair, bronze colored skin, and the athletic ablility to swing a baseball bat and box from my latino side sounds like a master plan.
hopely it doesn't acquire some unibrow or some terrrorist tendencies from her mom's side

pacific islander: nawtee - i have nothing to say because i know our kids would be total asshole brats.


anyhow, i hope to NOT see the fallowing posters who want to conceive.
nobody over 45yrs, because i heard kids come up fucked.
nobody on meds or on recreational drugs, because kids do come up fucked.
The idea of you reproducing has me thinking of court ordered sterilization.
 
TANG GOD said:
nobody over 45yrs, because i heard kids come up fucked.

even over 30 the chances of 'fucked up' babies rise sharply tangy. might want too look for a young'un
 
Really? Who the fuck gives a shit?

Happy house and all that... That is what is right.
 
Redneck_Cowboy said:
I think you, Veebs and Beebee should have sex and let me film it.....ummm for prosperity sake.


You have been here for how long Mr. Tex? Know me as Veebs? Goodness.
 
MorgaineLaFay said:
If I could procreate with another litser, then would be only one.

I'm certain, afte all this time, he knows who he is, and what our babes would look like.


Too bad he's boinkin another lit grrrl anymore.
 
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