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What's with these girls that take it up the butt and still think they're virgins?

smoothg103rd said:
Feelings hurt?
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From what? You? Predictable, one-note song you? Now that's funny!

You think anyone believes that a rough and tough, no bullshit, inner-city, twenty-something gang-banger is going to spend the hours on Lit that you do? The only guy who spends more time logged in here is JBJ, and he’s a lonely, old asshole who has nothing going for him and nobody in his life.

But Schmoopy be running a drug trade to keep jingle in jeans, dropping his dick in all sorts of pussy, hanging with his mines mans, and being the best co-parenting father to three bastard kids, all while posting threads about kicking ain’t being done in the streets cause it’s “ghey”, emojicons, and the pallor of his skin.

Clearly, you are more bad ass than that pussy, Curtis James Jackson. So you say.

You were a funny character when you popped up, but you’ve become repetitive and trite, and jumped the shark long ago. You can barely stay in character most days - bouncing between coherent posts with proper grammar and spelling, and terrible wangsta street-speak, and most are either ignoring you, or treating him like the lame, overused joke you have become.

Hurt my feelings? That's the funniest thing you've posted in a while.

The kid who cuts my grass every week is more thug than your silly wanna-be wangsta ass.

My five year old daughter knows more about fighting than you.

Schmoopy-pants, you don’t know the first thing about raising, caring for, and being a father to any kid, real or imagined.

Even as a troll, an epic fail. There is only so far “eat a dick” can carry you when challenged.

Schmoopy, you’re just a kid, in ma’s basement, bored as you is boring.


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whenever the angry mob chases you ,
you can come to my house, SmoothG
I like gangstas
 
Emerson40 said:
From what? You? Predictable, one-note song you? Now that's funny!

You think anyone believes that a rough and tough, no bullshit, inner-city, twenty-something gang-banger is going to spend the hours on Lit that you do? The only guy who spends more time logged in here is JBJ, and he’s a lonely, old asshole who has nothing going for him and nobody in his life.

But Schmoopy be running a drug trade to keep jingle in jeans, dropping his dick in all sorts of pussy, hanging with his mines mans, and being the best co-parenting father to three bastard kids, all while posting threads about kicking ain’t being done in the streets cause it’s “ghey”, emojicons, and the pallor of his skin.

Clearly, you are more bad ass than that pussy, Curtis James Jackson. So you say.

You were a funny character when you popped up, but you’ve become repetitive and trite, and jumped the shark long ago. You can barely stay in character most days - bouncing between coherent posts with proper grammar and spelling, and terrible wangsta street-speak, and most are either ignoring you, or treating him like the lame, overused joke you have become.

Hurt my feelings? That's the funniest thing you've posted in a while.

The kid who cuts my grass every week is more thug than your silly wanna-be wangsta ass.

My five year old daughter knows more about fighting than you.

Schmoopy-pants, you don’t know the first thing about raising, caring for, and being a father to any kid, real or imagined.

Even as a troll, an epic fail. There is only so far “eat a dick” can carry you when challenged.

Schmoopy, you’re just a kid, in ma’s basement, bored as you is boring.


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Challenge? This is what you are doing? Challenging me? Lmao. I can admit, I do be here a lot. But that's only because I'm be on mobile. I'm not sitting at a computer desk. So when I'm here, I ain't here, and when I ain't here, I'm here. Catch my drift? And the only reason why you and everyone else know shit about me, is because I put my shit out there. Because I don't give a fuck. I get pussy on demand. I spend the hours I could with my kids. And I done some street shit to make me be considered as a street nigga. But guess what? I'm not tryna make you a believe homeboy. And I really don't give a fuck if you are buying it, because I ain't selling it. Dig? What you eat don't make me shit. Dig? I don't give a fuck what you or anybody else think about me. I'm always authentic, and I always keep it 103, fucking fuckboy.
 
Sorry for your woes. I guess we can rule mom out, but sis an girlfriend are on the hook.
 
GimpyIntellect said:
Is this some kind of new phenomenon?

Me: so, you're a virgin? You want Daddy to take care of that?
Them: Yes, please. I need my Daddy.
Me: are you REALLY a virgin? How far have you gone with guys?
Them: Well, I've messed around with a few guys, done things like anal, etc.
Me: Whaaat? You've had a guy drilling your ass, and you're still considered a virgin?
Them: Yes, I've been with about 15 guys that way. My hymen is still intact though, so I'm pure.
Me: alrighty.
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Who cares? When you're done with the front, you're getting anal!
 
As I recall this is basically the plot (such as it was) for Debbie Does Dallas.
 
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