What's with these girls that take it up the butt and still think they're virgins?

I'm wondering if a bj comes under that rule? It is penetrative....

Virginity is a state of vaginicity.

Alternate orifice sex is a way for a girl to keep a boyfriend content, while all the other girls are fucking their boyfriends, and keep the virginity pledge she made to her daddy.
 
I remember reading that Italian prostitutes in the Renaissance would only allow anal sex so they would remain virgins for their husbands and god...
 
<Hipster mode>I preferred your first version. It had fucking integrity, man. </Hipster mode>

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