What would your Stripper profession be?

[LadyLascivious1]

Haha. I love this apron.

It seemed like the appropriate one for this thread

 

[SassySheDevil]

It seemed like the appropriate one for this thread

Yep. You fit in perfectly.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

My entrance ticket

C'mere!
You look GREAT.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

C'mere!
You look GREAT.

That’s not an invitation I’m going to refuse!

 

[Taegul]

I think I'd be an Oompa Loompa. Sexy AF.

 

[Lord Pmann]

@hotwords229_A

This thread is good. But if you want a thread to be successful, I suggest you start putting your name in the titles. It’s the only way to really successfully manage threads.

 

[Trekka]

I need to leave before my dick blows off!

dude, same.

My entrance ticket

holy hell.
what's for breakfast?

 

[Trekka]

@hotwords229_A

This thread is good. But if you want a thread to be successful, I suggest you start putting your name in the titles. It’s the only way to really successfully manage threads.

you make a good point. things did get a little out of hand last night.
we might could used some proper mmmmmanagement....
*renews shameless attention whoring*

My entrance ticket

Well this is a happy coincidence

Isn’t it, now?

You’re making my toes curl you sexy kitten.
So, there’s the hint of side boob or like full on rocking it like a slut in the kitchen boob?
Or I’d just slip off both our aprons and slide in close together.

 

[fsa52]

I’m going for the “undersexed librarian” look on that stripper pole.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

To be frank Joe is a great guy and business owner

https://www.tampabay.com/news/busin...7pqwLsv2_cuAnbEa0yrl8nGwHAwoNOKTmV7U50kK0J0J4

 

[hotwords229_A]

Haha. I love this apron.

I honestly had to go back and forcefully try to see the apron. It took a minute.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I sure wish I had a sexy apron so I could join in here. You ladies are all looking hot!

Naked cooking is more than acceptable.

I think I'd be an Oompa Loompa. Sexy AF.

Green Pubes are where its at!

@hotwords229_A

This thread is good. But if you want a thread to be successful, I suggest you start putting your name in the titles. It’s the only way to really successfully manage threads.

There will be spankings. The open back aprons will make it simpler.

you make a good point. things did get a little out of hand last night.
we might could used some proper mmmmmanagement....
*renews shameless attention whoring*

You have perfectly summed things up!

 

[AmberLGreen]

I think I would go for the funeral director look. I think that I could make it have a sexy vibe to it

 

[Mattentive]

If I was getting paid by the hour, I'd come as a polar explorer.

 

[SassySheDevil]

you make a good point. things did get a little out of hand last night.
we might could used some proper mmmmmanagement....
*renews shameless attention whoring*

haha I thought of you when I was looking at Aprons on Amazon. They have a "Flirty vintage" one.

 

[Trekka]

The stores are open! Aprons are available! It’s not too late to get in to the market.

 

[jason28053]

My entrance ticket

I’m glad to take your ticket

 

[jason28053]

you make a good point. things did get a little out of hand last night.
we might could used some proper mmmmmanagement....
*renews shameless attention whoring*

I approve of this message. Now what are you ladies cooking is my next question

 

[barefootgirl69]

How did I miss this thread all these years???

 

[Mrtenant]

How did I miss this thread all these years???

You were off perving in Ampics?

 

[jordanp76]

Back to the original question—my stripper profession would be pizza delivery guy (I have actual experience as a domino’s driver, so I know how to play the part)

 

[jason28053]

I would be “Hot IT Repair Guy”

 

[hotwords229_A]

How did I miss this thread all these years???

I made it and I forgot it existed!

 

[Mattentive]

Lion tamer. Just in case the ladies get a bit handsy.

 

[ericrodman101]

http://brazzersbabes.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/peta-jensen-9-gifs.gif
Sorry, did I miss anything? I got distracted.

How many aprons have you ripped this week? Do you think I’m made of aprons?