What would your Stripper profession be?

[aussiegeekygal]

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That's hot

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Not technically a horse, but it is one of my favorite songs. Chuck Testa.

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[Lord Pmann]

I’d stick with the Hot Nurse Stripper, as I already have the outfit. But, it’s scrubs and I would definitely be like an end of shift Hot Nurse Stripper. Tired. Kinda grumpy. Something sticky and suspicious on me*. But like, I’d have my ID badge on me, so I can point to it and say, “I looked like this 10 hours ago!”.


*Pmann.

What about night shift nurse? Tired. Makeup running down. Lots of tears.

 

[alwaysaway]

What about night shift nurse? Tired. Makeup running down. Lots of tears.

You’ve seen that. Multiple invisible vaginas present!

 

[Taegul]

I might be a plumber. My crack is top notch and irresistible to all the lonely housewives.

 

[PenetratingIntelligence]

I like to keep things close to reality.

Is there a market for Dad Who Comes Home From Work To Play With Kids And Do Dishes And Laundry Stripper?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That's hardcore porn

I like to keep things close to reality.

Is there a market for Dad Who Comes Home From Work To Play With Kids And Do Dishes And Laundry Stripper?

 

[n8Romantic]

I would be the Closer.

The stripper they put on stage when they want everyone to leave and go home.

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

Process assurance
"Have you done your annual training like a good girl? Hmm?"

 

[Sinstories]

The only way I'm making money as a stripper is in a furniture refinishing factory.

 

[Cat]

.... Hmhmm.....PR photographer?

Making the brochures and all that jazz

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

.... Hmhmm.....PR photographer?

Making the brochures and all that jazz

I could see you giving direction and posing someone for the camera

 

[hotwords229_A]

This is a fun and creative topic! If I were to be a stripper, I think I'd go for a sci-fi theme with neon lights and futuristic music.

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[Taegul]

I might want to be a cowboy. Great excuse to have rope and tie up the bridesmaid.

 

[mickyp123]

Pre dance deep massager

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

I want to be a stripper at one of those clubs where you can get naked and body paint. The pole would be a nice swirl of neon colors

 

[OtherMan]

Body Glitter Removal Artist

That stuff… gets everywhere.

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Body Glitter Removal Artist

That stuff… gets everywhere.

You will be employed for life! And most likely be covered in glitter forever.

 

[OtherMan]

You will be employed for life! And most likely be covered in glitter forever.

The best life ever! Especially the 6 months I spent with both arms broken and in a cast (freak accident involving the cat and an inflatable… pool toy).

Never missed a day and my tongue looked like the Milky Way on a clear desert night.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude I might be old fashion but I prefer a strippers profession to be a titty dancer.

 

[OtherMan]

Dude I might be old fashion but I prefer a strippers profession to be a titty dancer.

Trust me… getting the glitter off them titties… makes ‘em dance.

Now excuse me… Sparkles needs some assistance after her set.

 

[VoraciousValue]

The only way I'm making money as a stripper is in a furniture refinishing factory.

Samesies.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hum, I am thinking beach stripper. Though I am easy, and could work with any stripper profession that doesn't require shoes. I could not possible earn enough to be worth the level of hell involved in dancing in those shoes night after night. Yes, the stripper shoes do look really cute, but they are made for things that don't involve standing.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

News anchor.
Breaking news, and breaking the buttons on my shirt

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Private dancer…possibly in the Champagne Room.