What would your Stripper profession be?

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

oh, oh, I want to try being one of those laser light show strippers. Mostly because I want to shoot rainbows out of my ass at least once in my life.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude a lot of strippers wear braces on their teeth to attract old pervs. Except the ones I like who wear dentures. Gilf lap dances are the best lap dances.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Gilf lap dances are the best lap dances.

Depends.

 

[caitiff1969]

A sailor, as I still have my uniform.... lol Though not sure anyone would pay to see me strip...

 

[Coyote100]

I once acted in a comedy as the only ordained stripper in Las Vegas who ran a marriage chapel. It surprised the audience when I pulled off the wig in final bows.

 

[luv2custrip]

I’m a kindly older professor who strips in private tutoring sessions for his female students. Just to help them concentrate…

 

[OtherMan]

While not a “stripper” per se… the profession would require some ancillary services… that’s my niche.

And in my duties as Body Glitter Removal Artist… I’ve discovered many in the profession struggle with wandering dollar bills being wedged into… cracks… and crevices.

So now I’ve got a pretty good side hustle with a Multidenominational Currency Sanitation Service.

 

[PassionsFlame]

I'd love to be a naughty librarian Nudity and books, what's not to love?

 

[Coyote100]

Can I get a library card from you? I'd like to check you out.