What would your Stripper profession be?

[hotwords229_A]

How many aprons have you ripped this week? Do you think I’m made of aprons?

The advantage of marrying the CEO of the local apron factory.
Plus, with those boobs, that apron was going to rip anyway.

 

[LovelyLadyLicker]

Hmm, I'd probably be either an intergalactic or faerie stripper who dabbles in the occult. I'd have glittery purple body paint, all-black eyes, sometimes with a pentagram in the center, and odd movements that would make Björk envious.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Scuba diver. 'Cause there's nothing sexier than taking off a rented wetsuit.

Or putting your mouth on a rented snorkel

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

low rent shady accountant. I have the geeky thing going, I can't dance or walk in stripper shoes, so I need a chair, and you might as well come in with low expectations and knowing I plan to take your money, as that just seems more efficient and I appreciate efficiency. And this is why I never ended up in my back up career plan of "if worst comes to worst, I'll just strip."

 

[default24]

low rent shady accountant. I have the geeky thing going, I can't dance or walk in stripper shoes, so I need a chair, and you might as well come in with low expectations and knowing I plan to take your money, as that just seems more efficient and I appreciate efficiency. And this is why I never ended up in my back up career plan of "if worst comes to worst, I'll just strip."

You might be greatly underestimating the number of people who want to see their geeky accountant lose the blouse and skirt.
Fumbling around? Sure, it looks more authentic that way anyway.
Low expectations? Is there any other way to live?
Knowing you plan to take the money? That's stripping 101, lady!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Is it time for show and tell again?

 

[Cobaltofdark]

Stripper account watch me crunch your numbers lol

 

[nicechat]

Carpenter

 

[default24]

Is it time for show and tell again?

Did I miss it? What's show and tell

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You might be greatly underestimating the number of people who want to see their geeky accountant lose the blouse and skirt.
Fumbling around? Sure, it looks more authentic that way anyway.
Low expectations? Is there any other way to live?
Knowing you plan to take the money? That's stripping 101, lady!

Well as long as there are low expectations, no walking in stripper shoes, no sense of rhythm required, and I get money, I am flexible. I am easy like that.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude would this be a good time to share stripper friend story who got clipped for threatening to shoot up titty bar?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Dude would this be a good time to share stripper friend story who got clipped for threatening to shoot up titty bar?

Showgirls?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Showgirls?

Yes how’d you know? And she danced at another place too and that is how I knew her.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yes how’d you know? And she danced at another place too and that is how I knew her.

Damn you can pick them. She was a wackadoo. Though damn hot, especially for an older girl, so I get how that could disguise the crazy thing.

And you aren't the only one that knows strippers.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Damn you can pick them. She was a wackadoo. Though damn hot, especially for an older girl, so I get how that could disguise the crazy thing.

And you aren't the only one that knows strippers.

Honestly she seemed pretty normal. She had tattoos on each thigh of Frankenstein/Bride. We hit it off because I used to read a lot. I dont know. People lose their shit. I think you told me once you worked here. I honestly rarely frequent anywhere but know old crazy shit.

 

[hotwords229_A]

*We interrupt this thread for an important stripper emergency*

We have all seen the bachelorette party videos where the bride-to-be, or one of the bridesmaids sucks off the stripper. I always assumed this was fake, but the more of these I saw the more I realized that these women look very real and not at all like porn stars. So I did what I always do, internet search:

https://www.quora.com/Do-women-real...ale-strippers-at-bachelorette-parties?share=1

So is this a real thing? Ladies, do you know? Have you? Would you? Could you?
No judgement, but is it real?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Honestly she seemed pretty normal. She had tattoos on each thigh of Frankenstein/Bride. We hit it off because I used to read a lot. I dont know. People lose their shit. I think you told me once you worked here. I honestly rarely frequent anywhere but know old crazy shit.

Well I've been around a lot of places in my young years, wander lust. And actually I get how that line of work could make a girl snap. Just waitressing I wanted to stab the occasional douchebag with a fork. They put up with a lot of bullshit.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

So is this a real thing? Ladies, do you know? Have you? Would you? Could you?
No judgement, but is it real?

I've never seen it happen, but I have been solicited when waitressing (topless).
I do have a few friends who strip. I'll ask

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

*We interrupt this thread for an important stripper emergency*

We have all seen the bachelorette party videos where the bride-to-be, or one of the bridesmaids sucks off the stripper. I always assumed this was fake, but the more of these I saw the more I realized that these women look very real and not at all like porn stars. So I did what I always do, internet search:

https://www.quora.com/Do-women-real...ale-strippers-at-bachelorette-parties?share=1

So is this a real thing? Ladies, do you know? Have you? Would you? Could you?
No judgement, but is it real?

Well, I have never been to a male stripper show, always wanted to, but never made it. Long ago, I once went on a few dates with a male stripper though, and when I learned what he did, I asked all the movie questions. Now he might have been giving me a line of bull but he felt honest. He claimed he didn't but yes a lot of guys will if the tips are flowing well enough. He also said he didn't find the job all it seemed. It wasn't so bad anymore, but hated it at first. Even vomited after the first time. Described a lot of feelings female strippers have told me, and like female strippers, some are all business, playing by all the rules, and some cross many lines if the money is good enough.

Would I? Could I? Maybe. Bachelorette parties do get rather lit, though with most of my friends, their first marriages well, we were all very young broke bitches so it was alcohol, movies, music, etc. Enough drinks, the right vibe from him, the right mood from the girls, maybe. I never say never. I could see getting carried away and blurred lines.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Well I've been around a lot of places in my young years, wander lust. And actually I get how that line of work could make a girl snap. Just waitressing I wanted to stab the occasional douchebag with a fork. They put up with a lot of bullshit.

I get it. I used to hang and party with a lot of people in service industry and I guess still do. People are awful.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Well, I have never been to a male stripper show, always wanted to, but never made it. Long ago, I once went on a few dates with a male stripper though, and when I learned what he did, I asked all the movie questions. Now he might have been giving me a line of bull but he felt honest. He claimed he didn't but yes a lot of guys will if the tips are flowing well enough. He also said he didn't find the job all it seemed. It wasn't so bad anymore, but hated it at first. Even vomited after the first time. Described a lot of feelings female strippers have told me, and like female strippers, some are all business, playing by all the rules, and some cross many lines if the money is good enough.

Would I? Could I? Maybe. Bachelorette parties do get rather lit, though with most of my friends, their first marriages well, we were all very young broke bitches so it was alcohol, movies, music, etc. Enough drinks, the right vibe from him, the right mood from the girls, maybe. I never say never. I could see getting carried away and blurred lines.

I’m going to start working on my stripper body right now!

 

[Pad_Foot]

Given my wife’s love of firemen?
A retired fireman??
At least the pole would be a familiar prop

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’m going to start working on my stripper body right now!

I wish you the best of luck on that. Work on mine while you are at it, if you can find it, I lost it somewhere back in 2008ish.

 

[Cfnmlover84]

*We interrupt this thread for an important stripper emergency*

We have all seen the bachelorette party videos where the bride-to-be, or one of the bridesmaids sucks off the stripper. I always assumed this was fake, but the more of these I saw the more I realized that these women look very real and not at all like porn stars. So I did what I always do, internet search:

https://www.quora.com/Do-women-real...ale-strippers-at-bachelorette-parties?share=1

So is this a real thing? Ladies, do you know? Have you? Would you? Could you?
No judgement, but is it real?

The newer videos that get posted by people like Dancing Bear are staged. The british ones that i've posted on my male stripper thread are legit.

This video seems real.
https://txxx.com/videos/3233680/british-strippers-iii/?fr=3233680&rp=1

 

[J-Rod]

Perhaps a stripping priest