What would your Stripper profession be?

[Apisto42]

Do you want a sandwich?

Can I be the meat?

 

[jason28053]

Omg.

Why, for the love of All That Might Possibly Be Holy, does this new Lit not have an embarrassed emoji!?!?!?

(Don't mind me. I'll just *thunk* instead. )

This

 

[Endless_Night]

Do you want a sandwich?

Aussie. She get's down to the Real Questions.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Can I be the meat?

Like a hotdog?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

This

I thought that meant "delighted smile"

OMG

 

[SMNaughtywife]

#Truth

I’m absolutely positive I’ve licked frosting off your perky tits.
Cream cheese.
#Truth

 

[Apisto42]

Or you and trekka can be the bread. It’ll be like a stair step sandwich.

 

[Trekka]

I’m absolutely positive I’ve licked frosting off your perky tits.
Cream cheese.
#Truth

Woman got me tongue tied and blushing. #AlsoTruth

Can I be the meat?

Yes.

Like a hotdog?

Exactly.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Why does that remind me of Jersey Jade?

 

[Trekka]

I mean, it matches her talents.

Grabbing buns?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Maybe someone who sells stick vacuums door to door can tell us how much sex they get.

Unless they are actually vacuuming the house. Probably none. Those fucking carpet shampooers that used to come door to door would shampoo a fucking strip and leave the rest looking like shit. "want it to match, buy our $400000. Vacuum!!"

 

[SassySheDevil]

I didn’t know aprons were my thing until tonight.

Same. I don't even own one. But wow.

 

[ericrodman101]

Unless they are actually vacuuming the house. Probably none. Those fucking carpet shampooers that used to come door to door would shampoo a fucking strip and leave the rest looking like shit. "want it to match, buy our $400000. Vacuum!!"

Guys used to sell car polish door to door and do the same thing. And never under the bumper, always middle of the hood. But I never fucked one of them!!

 

[Trekka]

Unless they are actually vacuuming the house. Probably none. Those fucking carpet shampooers that used to come door to door would shampoo a fucking strip and leave the rest looking like shit. "want it to match, buy our $400000. Vacuum!!"

@SassySheDevil !! But did you see the aprons tho? Join the movement!

 

[Trekka]

Same. I don't even own one. But wow.

Ohhhhhh I dunno bout that! I bet you got a little somethin layin around, if I know you…

 

[SassySheDevil]

Guys used to sell car polish door to door and do the same thing. And never under the bumper, always middle of the hood. But I never fucked one of them!!

lol see.

Ohhhhhh I dunno bout that! I bet you got a little somethin layin around, if I know you…

haha I've got lots of somethings laying around. Just no aprons.

 

[Trekka]

haha I've got lots of somethings laying around. Just no aprons.

I can wait…

 

[ihflrm]

I can wait…

I second this!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Same. I don't even own one. But wow.

I bet you have some rope, scissors and a little lap blanket.
Hello sexy sewing.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I bet you have some rope, scissors and a little lap blanket.
Hello sexy sewing.

Epic thread idea

 

[Apisto42]

I bet you have some rope, scissors and a little lap blanket.
Hello sexy sewing.

Flirty apron tutorial

 

[SassySheDevil]

Fixed.

haha I have lots of those if we are somehow posting those.

I bet you have some rope, scissors and a little lap blanket.
Hello sexy sewing.

I feel like I'd need Moochies rope skills for that.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Flirty apron tutorial

Normally I'd find that delightful.
But coming from lit? I'm fucking offended

 

[aussiegeekygal]

http://iflporn.com/content/2016/01/porn-from-timetravelingbear_006.gifThese are the only tutorials I'm interested in

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Flirty apron tutorial

Side hustle right there!
Lace.
Mesh.
Ummm… leather.
I’m going to Joann Fabrics tomorrow.