What would your Stripper profession be?

[aussiegeekygal]

Why does this make me think of the Stickman….

He'll be in shortly with PAM to blow Mo's mind

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Isn’t it, now?

Hi sexy…..

 

[Trekka]

Hi sexy…..

Oh come here and *fucking tackles you*
Showers you in kisses
And more kisses
And one last, long, hot one.
Hi.

Steals your phone and digs for apron pics!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Oh come here and *fucking tackles you*
Showers you in kisses
And more kisses
And one last, long, hot one.
Hi.

Steals your phone and digs for apron pics!

You’re making my toes curl you sexy kitten.
So, there’s the hint of side boob or like full on rocking it like a slut in the kitchen boob?
Or I’d just slip off both our aprons and slide in close together.

 

[jason28053]

You’re making my toes curl you sexy kitten.
So, there’s the hint of side boob or like full on rocking it like a slut in the kitchen boob?
Or I’d just slip off both our aprons and slide in close together.

All are fantastic

 

[Endless_Night]

You’re making my toes curl you sexy kitten.
So, there’s the hint of side boob or like full on rocking it like a slut in the kitchen boob?
Or I’d just slip off both our aprons and slide in close together.

How is it that you all have these *naked* apron pics lying around?

It's official. I'm going to have to turn in my Girl Card.

 

[Trekka]

You’re making my toes curl you sexy kitten.
So, there’s the hint of side boob or like full on rocking it like a slut in the kitchen boob?
Or I’d just slip off both our aprons and slide in close together.

Grabs a wooden spoon and cocks a brow…

Drops the bullshit.
Giggles and kisses you all fucking over!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

All are fantastic

I didn’t know aprons were my thing until tonight.

Can you imagine what my buttercream frosting tastes like?

 

[ihflrm]

I'm now a huge fan of aprons!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

How is it that you all have these *naked* apron pics lying around?

It's official. I'm going to have to turn in my Girl Card.

The night is still young, dear enny

 

[jason28053]

Aprons are the new black

 

[SMNaughtywife]

How is it that you all have these *naked* apron pics lying around?

It's official. I'm going to have to turn in my Girl Card.

NaughtyWife - pretty much says it all.

No turning in nothin!
Practice makes better.
Mmmhmmm….
Get your damn apron women.
*slaps your ass*

 

[ihflrm]

Did someone say buttercream? hehe

 

[Endless_Night]

The night is still young, dear enny

I…don't have an apron?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I…don't have an apron?

How do you make your man a sexy sandwich?

 

[Endless_Night]

How do you make your man a sexy sandwich?

My men make me the sexy sandwiches.

 

[Apisto42]

I…don't have an apron?

Even better…

 

[Trekka]

Like trouble. The best damn kind.

#Truth

 

[SMNaughtywife]

My men make me the sexy sandwiches.

Ohhhhh…
My filthy mind has the best visual ever!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

My men make me the sexy sandwiches.

I want to be you when I grow up

 

[ihflrm]

I'm not sure if I'm horny or hungry now! lol

 

[Apisto42]

Ohhhhh…
My filthy mind has the best visual ever!

Like this?

 

[Endless_Night]

Even better…

Omg.

Why, for the love of All That Might Possibly Be Holy, does this new Lit not have an embarrassed emoji!?!?!?

(Don't mind me. I'll just *thunk* instead. )

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm not sure if I'm horny or hungry now! lol

Do you want a sandwich?

 

[ihflrm]

Do you want a sandwich?

Looks like I will have to make my own aussie.