What would your Stripper profession be?

[hotwords229_A]

Do bats need polishing?

Don’t forget to oil his glove.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Actually, it should be “100s of ladies and one hot Sassy”.

This is what I pictured.. Move ahead to about 4:35

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Polish would be better than pine tar.

What does pine tar taste like?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Bottle service .

 

[Trekka]

It seems like a lot of strippers have professions: we're all familiar with the Hot Nurse Stripper, the School Teacher Stripper, the Cowboy, Fireman, etc. So I'm wondering, if you were a stripper what would your "profession" be?

1950s housewife

 

[Trekka]

Sexy librarian

If you describe your outfit, I’ll describe mine.

 

[default24]

What does pine tar taste like?

Gin

 

[Trekka]

Gin

It tastes like fuck yes

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Who wants to meet me at third base?

 

[default24]

It tastes like fuck yes

Gin. I love to hate it. My first experience with it was in college. We were sophomores and I went with an old high school buddy to this senior girl’s party at her apartment. At the end of the night we were having banker’s club gin chased with orange juice. It was like licking a pine tree and then chewing an orange peel. But she had the most perfect tits I’d seen to that point in my life. This sexy little blue vein running down her right chesticle that stood out just above her blouse. I’ll remember that night forever.

In other news gin is delightful in a Long Island iced tea

 

[default24]

Who wants to meet me at third base?

Can’t we slide in there together?

 

[Trekka]

Black lace camisole, mint green cardigan, black pencil skirt. Cat eye glasses, black heels, and hair up in a bouffant bun.

i am loving the mint. Pencil skirt: classic. YAS! Cat eye glasses! Big ass bun. …pencil stuck in it? Yeah? Maybe a couple of them?


i am thinking ruffled apron with a cutesy pie cupcake motif. pink piping. nude lip.

 

[Trekka]

Can’t we slide in there together?

Yes.
Yes we can.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Can’t we slide in there together?

We should bring Pam

 

[default24]

We should bring Pam

The cooking spray?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

i am thinking ruffled apron

Well this is a happy coincidence

 

[Trekka]

We should bring Pam

Well this is a happy coincidence

@aussiegeekygal explain Pamn to him while i rifle around for an apron pic…

 

[jason28053]

Well this is a happy coincidence

 

[aussiegeekygal]

@aussiegeekygal explain Pamn to him while i rifle around for an apron pic…

Meet Pam

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Psst @Endless_Night (we're in here)

 

[J_Bone]

Did this a couple times back in the '90s. Usually a cop, fireman or one time even a lifeguard.

 

[default24]

Meet Pam

You guyyyyyys. That’s Meredith!!!!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You guyyyyyys. That’s Meredith!!!!

https://c.tenor.com/TbViIKKEiLoAAAAM/dwight-shh.gif

 

[Endless_Night]

Psst @Endless_Night (we're in here)

Oh! Well that's a cool little feature!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Oh! Well that's a cool little feature!

Right? We're naked playing baseball. Well... We're wearing aprons and slathering ourselves in cooking spray!

You're just in time.