What made you laugh your ass off today?

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[pleasteasme]

man am i fucking slow

Naaaa, it is the high speed connection I now have

 

[Eilan]

now THIS is probably what got keith up into that palm tree.

LMAO! You're so knotty!

Think he was barking up the wrong tree?

When my hubby saw the thread, he said, "Got wood?"

 

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[pleasteasme]

i have a high speed connection too, and EJ got 2 posts in before me.

Probably hasn;t had as many drinks as me though

What the heck? Nobody even offered me one. Good lord, what does a woman have to do to get a drink around here?!

 

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[pleasteasme]

i thought you were all set. didn't you say you had the cuervo?

I haven't opened it yet. Y'all started without me.

 

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[pleasteasme]

unopened bottle of cuervo? how does that happen?

I try not to make a habit of drinking alone...

 

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[pleasteasme]

i'm drinking beck's dark. would you like one?

This will show my alcohol naivety...what is a beck's dark?

 

[Saucyminx]

I try not to make a habit of drinking alone...

Had i known you didn't like to drink alone, and that you had an unopened bottle of Cuervo--i would have invited you to my hot tub bday party.

I did unintentionally invite some woman i don't know. I tried to call my niece from my cell phone, (the display is broken) and dialed a wrong number. So i was leaving this lengthy detailed message when my phone beeped--she was calling me back.

I answered and said hi and realized--it was not my neice, and the lady was really laughing at this message. So i said, "well, you can come to my party anyway, ha ha ha, just kidding."

And she said, "oh fine take it back." And then she wouldn't hang up. She wanted to chat.

Ok, it sounds lame now--but it was funny while it was going on. . .i swear.

 

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[Eilan]

Check out the subject of this guy's threads:

One-track mind

Got cum? If not, pre-cum will do. As will sperm.

I know, it's not really ha-ha funny, but I'm feeling down right now and it DID make me laugh.

 

[SlickTony]

I click on it, and get a "no matches" message. What's up with that?

 

[Eilan]

I click on it, and get a "no matches" message. What's up with that?

Shit! Good question. It worked last night when I previewed it.

Maybe this will work. 99 posts, over 70 threads started. Mostly about cum.

 

[SlickTony]

Um, yes, I see what you mean...

 

[pleasteasme]

EJ ~

You made me choke on my iced tea...MINI ME??? OMFG!!! You rock!

 

[midwestyankee]

Walking down a city street yesterday, I spotted a sturdy middle-aged gent wearing a kilt. Now that, by itself is hardly laughable. However, this gent was wearing a Ralph Lauren Polo shirt and his kilt was khaki and appeared to be made of gabardine, such as a pair of chinos (or Dockers, if you're brand-conscious).

 

[vanelane]

Walking down a city street yesterday, I spotted a sturdy middle-aged gent wearing a kilt. Now that, by itself is hardly laughable. However, this gent was wearing a Ralph Lauren Polo shirt and his kilt was khaki and appeared to be made of gabardine, such as a pair of chinos (or Dockers, if you're brand-conscious).

And this was in the U.S.? I'da laughed too.

 

[midwestyankee]

And this was in the U.S.? I'da laughed too.

Well, it was on the left coast but we haven't let the secede yet. Something about all those tax dollars and the charm of having the Governator around I think.

 

[SweetErika]

Well, it was on the left coast but we haven't let the secede yet. Something about all those tax dollars and the charm of having the Governator around I think.

Hey!



I'd be good for an uncontrollable fit of laughter if I saw that kind of outfit. I think I heard kilts were coming into fashion; that was probably a genuine RL creation you spied. Get with the times, Yank!

 

[midwestyankee]

Hey!



I'd be good for an uncontrollable fit of laughter if I saw that kind of outfit. I think I heard kilts were coming into fashion; that was probably a genuine RL creation you spied. Get with the times, Yank!

Here is where I admit my eternal thankfulness for not giving a damn about fashion.

 

[TBKahuna123]

I was at a big gaming convention last year and one of the vendors was selling somethign they called Utility Kilts. Yep, a kilt with a whole bunchof pockets. Now when I'm teaching paint classes I tend to wear cargo shorts so there was a big push amongst my coworkers to get me to buy one. The laughable thing wasn't that they were selling these, but that people were buying them!!! I'm alway getting a chuckle out of a certain element that attends these Cons, but when I saw the number of guys running around in these things, I couldn't contain my mirth. Guys if you're gonna wear a dress, you gotta shave those legs!

Now this is becoming mainstream fashion? Kilts are coming back? I can see it now: Old Navy Cargo Kilts! Fun for the whole fomily! Only $29.99!!

Would there be a mini kilt for those guys who want to show a little more knee? I couldn't wear one because you know you're not supposed to wear anything under your kilt, and I'm afraid I might hang down past the hem.