What made you laugh your ass off today?

[Eilan]

Awww now that is kind of sad.


Ok, i got as far as the smackeral before i just had to stop. The kids keep coming down to see what the hell is so funny.

And in the immortal words of my lil sister who grew up in the South, "y'all are sick."

I think the subject matter of this thread is getting to me. I read the "filth" in your title as "fish."

 

[Saucyminx]

I think the subject matter of this thread is getting to me. I read the "filth" in your title as "fish."

Um, no, i think i'm giving up fish all together after this but at least the kids are in bed so i can guffaw all i want now without having to dive to cover the screen every time they come down.

 

[JokerWild]

Walking to my class today at school(had to go up stairs), this girl with a juicey ass had on some tight jeans...the kind that if you walked enough they'd just wiggle on down to your crack lol. Anyway she was walking up the stairs and her ass was just out there. This dude yelled out "HELL YEA I LOVE SPRING BABY!". She then realized her ass was halfway out lol it was hilarious.

 

[EJFan]

Walking to my class today at school(had to go up stairs), this girl with a juicey ass had on some tight jeans...the kind that if you walked enough they'd just wiggle on down to your crack lol. Anyway she was walking up the stairs and her ass was just out there. This dude yelled out "HELL YEA I LOVE SPRING BABY!". She then realized her ass was halfway out lol it was hilarious.

this was the only reason i liked spring in college too.

 

[Saucyminx]

This joke--i don't know why but this just struck me as damned funny

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=16957536&postcount=1445

 

[midwestyankee]

This weekend I stayed in a small inn that had an outdoor hot tub that was about 6 feet in diameter. Next to the tub was a sign that read, "NO DIVING."

 

[EJFan]

this quote from phil gordon's "little green book"...

"it's bad luck to be superstitious."
- andrew mathis

 

[Quoll]

The announcer on a celebrity poker show.
"I've seen better acting in a Paris Hilton video."

 

[SlickTony]

Nothing so far. But the day's yet young, though--yikes!--it's later than I thought.

 

[EJFan]

The announcer on a celebrity poker show.
"I've seen better acting in a Paris Hilton video."

sounds like david foley.

 

[Quoll]

sounds like david foley.

Could be, it was late..."He's as puffed up as a man on viagra."

 

[Denae]

Actually it was last night

There's a neighborhood stray, a black cat that I've nicknamed Spook, who usually visits me every evening.

I stepped out onto my back patio to enjoy the breeze and called to Spook when I saw him. His head came up and he began running to me when all of a sudden the lawn sprinklers popped up. I've never seen a cat jump higher and as far sideways as he did. Poor baby, scared the shit out of him but it entertained the hell out of me.

When he got his bearings, he slowly made his way over to me for a friendly snuggle and food handout.

 

[EJFan]

keith richards suffered a concussion from falling out of a palm tree. on the news they said that the band's publicists haven't mentioned WHY keith was up in the palm tree.

he's recovering in a new zealand hospital. get well keith.

 

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[Eilan]

keith richards suffered a concussion from falling out of a palm tree. on the news they said that the band's publicists haven't mentioned WHY keith was up in the palm tree.

he's recovering in a new zealand hospital. get well keith.

He should be careful. It's not like he can spare that many brain cells.

Shouldn't he have died 10 years ago, anyway?

 

[EJFan]

Shouldn't he have died 10 years ago, anyway?

i think he did, actually. i believe they just put a cardboard cut-out on stage in his place.

 

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[Denae]

he probably thought it was a giant pot plant

Too damn funny-thanks for the laugh Scaly

 

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[pleasteasme]

I just got my pup a cedar filled bed...and she has proceeded to drag it all over the house and play wrestle mania with it. So far, she is winning!

 

[Eilan]

Saw this on another site's message board:

"Should I be scared if my wife wants a treesome?"

 

[pleasteasme]

Saw this on another site's message board:

"Should I be scared if my wife wants a treesome?"

Talk about wood...

 

[EJFan]

Saw this on another site's message board:

"Should I be scared if my wife wants a treesome?"

now THIS is probably what got keith up into that palm tree.

 

[EJFan]

Talk about wood...

as long as that av of yours is up that's EXACTLY what i'll be talking about.

 

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