What made you laugh your ass off today?

[Saucyminx]

Shit. I just changed my av and title. Sorry.

Eh, no worries--i got my giggle on, that is all that matters.

 

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[pleasteasme]

Cat, dog, the fish, my next door neighbor and the squirrel in the tree in my backyard. We all need to get laid!

Good luck with all that...that is a lot of things to satisfy!!

Every creature for him and herself, hmmm?

 

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[EJFan]

I'm still wondering how the fish got in the tree

LMAO!!!!!

wasn't this on CSI???

 

[Eilan]

you saying they were all masturbating?

Never. Masturbation is dirty.

I'd say they were masterbating. Except for the fish, obviously.

 

[pleasteasme]

you saying they were all masturbating?

In the words of Cindi Lauper:

We-hell-I see them every night in tight blue jeans--
In the pages of a blue boy magazine
Hey I've been thinking of a new sensation
I'm picking up--good vibration--
Oop--she bop--

Do I wanna go out with a lion's roar
Huh, yea, I wanna go south n get me some more
Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine
They say I better stop--or I'll go blind
Oop--she bop--she bop

She bop--he bop--a--we bop
I bop--you bop--a--they bop
Be bop--be bop--a--lu--she bop,
I hope He will understand
She bop--he bop--a--we bop
I bop--you bop--a--they bop
Be bop--be bop--a--lu--she bop,
Oo--oo--she--do--she bop--she bop

(whistle along here)...

Hey, hey--they say I better get a chaperone
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone
No, I won't worry, and I won't fret--
Ain't no law against it yet--
Oop--she bop--she bop--

She bop--he bop--we bop...

 

[popcorn2721]

I watched an old episode of the Simpsons. It was the one where Mr Burns was tyring to act young and pick up on a younger woman. He had Homer hanging out with him in all the places where young "hip" guys hang out and they were doing "cool" checks on their "rowdy" days. Then Mr Burns whips out a hypo an says its full of a 16 century aphrodisiac and asks Homer to shoot him up. After hes dosed Mr Burns, Homer looks at the syringe and shoots the rest up. He then goes home and bangs Marge, after which she says "I hope we didnt wake the kids". Bart and Lisa are obviously stunned as is Ned Flanders all of whome are laying awake with eyes wide open in bed......I nearly fell off the couch laughing!

 

[EJFan]

i took about a 40 minute nap this afternoon and woke up suddenly when i had a dream that i was being flamed on another discussion board.

my god... what has my life become.

 

[bobsgirl]

i took about a 40 minute nap this afternoon and woke up suddenly when i had a dream that i was being flamed on another discussion board.

my god... what has my life become.

Hello, your name is EJFan, and you are a Lit addict...

 

[EJFan]

Hello, your name is EJFan, and you are a Lit addict...

truthfully, it wasn't here at lit... but the same principle applies. i just need to stop living so much of my life in cyberspace. sadly, most of the people i know IRL are either far away and/or limited to interactions via email/IM because of scheduling conflicts, etc.

you cyber-people are ruining my subconscious.

 

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[TBKahuna123]

Hmmm, what if it was Ed's fish, in TBK's tree? What's up there?

OK you bastards, now you got me wondering, how WOULD a fish masturbate?

I mean a dog can lick his own crotch, I've seen a cat lick their paw and clean themselves in a masturbation like motion, the squirrel can always jsut fuck his tail, and my neighbor, well let's just say I'm sure she knows what she's doing. But how the fuck would a trout do it? I mean you can't just swim down to the local Sushi bar for a rub and a tug.

 

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[EJFan]

I mean you can't just swim down to the local Sushi bar for a rub and a tug.

or can you.

 

[Nightbird]

Well they aren't fish but Dolphins are known to rub up against things to get off.

Male dolphins will even do it to people sometimes.

OK you bastards, now you got me wondering, how WOULD a fish masturbate?

I mean a dog can lick his own crotch, I've seen a cat lick their paw and clean themselves in a masturbation like motion, the squirrel can always jsut fuck his tail, and my neighbor, well let's just say I'm sure she knows what she's doing. But how the fuck would a trout do it? I mean you can't just swim down to the local Sushi bar for a rub and a tug.

 

[bobsgirl]

I refuse to give the question of how fish masturbate even one moment of consideration. I refuse...I just won't...no way...

Well, how the hell do they?

 

[Eilan]

I refuse to give the question of how fish masterbait even one moment of consideration. I refuse...I just won't...no way...

Well, how the hell do they?

There. Fixed your post.

 

[bobsgirl]

There. Fixed your post.

Thanks, I don't know how I could have missed it!

 

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[Saucyminx]

Ok you guys are just all damn funny. It was Titerotica Guru this morning, now Jack-off of all trades and masterbaiting dolphins. Glad to see nobody has lost the porpoise of this thread.

*sneaking away quietly*

 

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[Eilan]

Jack-off of all trades

Masturbator of none.

 

[Saucyminx]

Masturbator of none.

Awww now that is kind of sad.

I believe we discuss the porpoise in this thread.

If you haven't read it yet, you can learn a lot about fish there.

Ok, i got as far as the smackeral before i just had to stop. The kids keep coming down to see what the hell is so funny.

And in the immortal words of my lil sister who grew up in the South, "y'all are sick."