This is the answer, now what's the question?

[ydahecnot]

What do you say when a woman doesn't consent to give you head?

Somewhere here

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

What do you say when a woman doesn't consent to give you head?

Somewhere here

So where do you think that alien ship crash landed?


Rainy days & Mondays.

 

[ydahecnot]

What always puts a nettlesome song in your head?

She didn't think so

 

[DarkSimian]

What always puts a nettlesome song in your head?

She didn't think so

Why didn't I get laid on Valentine's Day?

The Who

 

[Mayberrygirl]

Why didn't I get laid on Valentine's Day?

The Who

What Horton hears?

Dirty dog

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

What Horton hears?

Dirty dog

If it's not a Diamond Dog, then it's got to be a...?


When I was Young.

 

[Mayberrygirl]

If it's not a Diamond Dog, then it's got to be a...?


When I was Young.

What is I shone like the sun?

Rubber bands

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

What is I shone like the sun?

Rubber bands

You're so small you've got to use what to keep the condom on????


fuggedaboutit!

 

[DarkSimian]

What is I shone like the sun?

Rubber bands

what type of condoms play musical instruments?

the Bicentennial

 

[Mayberrygirl]

You're so small you've got to use what to keep the condom on????


fuggedaboutit!

What Tony Soprano said to the FBI?

Twisted mind

 

[ChibiFangirl]

What kind of mind do I have?

Yams.

 

[sultan_sd]

What kind of mind do I have?

Yams.

What is the only vegetable that only tastes good with marshmellows on top?

Stoned

 

[MisterDark]

What is the only vegetable that only tastes good with marshmellows on top?

Stoned

What St. Stephen attempted to just say NO to......

meatloaf

 

[FelicityJohns]

What St. Stephen attempted to just say NO to......

meatloaf

What can mean both great home-cooking or epic rock and roll?

Just slam it.

 

[MisterDark]

What can mean both great home-cooking or epic rock and roll?

Just slam it.

What do you do with a cupboard door that won't go shut?

Snowstorm

 

[DarkSimian]

What do you do with a cupboard door that won't go shut?

Snowstorm

what did we experience when the cocaine exploded?

Mr Roboto

 

[Greeneyedcanadian]

what did we experience when the cocaine exploded?

Mr Roboto

Who the heck are you saying Domo arigato to ?

Doctor's orders.

 

[DarkSimian]

Who the heck are you saying Domo arigato to ?

Doctor's orders.

why do I masturbate in public?

Billy Joel

 

[numeniusa]

why do I masturbate in public?

Billy Joel

Anyone see who that uptown-looking girl left with?

Deja vu

 

[ydahecnot]

What is the strip joint with hundreds of beautiful girls and three ugly ones?

That's the darnedest thing

 

[sultan_sd]

What is the strip joint with hundreds of beautiful girls and three ugly ones?

That's the darnedest thing

What do people say when they see my once holey sock?

white out

 

[EasyLisa]

What do people say when they see my once holey sock?

white out

What is required if you do your taxes in pen?

Oh My God!

 

[sultan_sd]

What is required if you do your taxes in pen?

Oh My God!

WTF does OMG mean?

heaven help us

 

[EasyLisa]

WTF does OMG mean?

heaven help us

What if Trump really does become President?

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

 

[sultan_sd]

What if Trump really does become President?

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

How two women divide up 12 different sex toys?

Jacking it