This is the answer, now what's the question?

[wildebird]

What did the idiot ask for in the paint store?

my ball's in here somewhere.

What did the golfer mutter as he searched through his "bag"?

Goodness; this is soaked!

 

[ydahecnot]

How do Lit women describe their panties after chatting with IHC?

Burn!

 

[DarkSimian]

How do Lit women describe their panties after chatting with IHC?

Burn!

What does Dark Simian do when he goes out in the sun?

Michael Caine

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

What does Dark Simian do when he goes out in the sun?

Michael Caine

Who is Maurice Joseph Micklewhite?

It Takes a Thief

 

[DarkSimian]

Who is Maurice Joseph Micklewhite?

It Takes a Thief

How do you round out a perfect D& D party?

Muskrat Love

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

How do you round out a perfect D& D party?

Muskrat Love

Are there really muskrats named Susie and Sam?

Woodstock

 

[DarkSimian]

Are there really muskrats named Susie and Sam?

Woodstock

Who is Snoopy's little bird friend?

coitus interuptus

 

[emsway]

Who is Snoopy's little bird friend?

coitus interuptus

What is a sure-fire way to get knocked up.

Ezra, the death defying gerbil.

 

[DarkSimian]

What is a sure-fire way to get knocked up.

Ezra, the death defying gerbil.

What animal was stuck up Richard Gere's butt?

Homeless people

 

[emsway]

What animal was stuck up Richard Gere's butt?

Homeless people

What does my town have a ton of?

Lemon yellow and furry.

 

[DarkSimian]

What does my town have a ton of?

Lemon yellow and furry.

What do minions look like?

blue balls

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

What do minions look like?

blue balls

What is attached to Babe the Blue Ox?

White and hard.

 

[DarkSimian]

What is attached to Babe the Blue Ox?

White and hard.

How would you describe a Tylenol?

The Monkees

 

[ydahecnot]

White and hard: What is the middle of the penis bell curve?

Knucklehead

 

[emsway]

White and hard: What is the middle of the penis bell curve?

Knucklehead

What is a closed-fist punch to the noggin?

The Great Zamboni.

 

[DarkSimian]

What is a closed-fist punch to the noggin?

The Great Zamboni.

What did Deadpool use to run over that guy on the ice?

zucchini bread

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

What did Deadpool use to run over that guy on the ice?

zucchini bread

What bread tastes better with raisins and walnuts?

Hot shot

 

[DarkSimian]

What bread tastes better with raisins and walnuts?

Hot shot

What movie starred Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer before they were on Two and a Half Men?

dry humping

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

What movie starred Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer before they were on Two and a Half Men?

dry humping

What kind of sex do beached whales have?

love bite

 

[emsway]

What did your parents catch ypu doing on the rec room couch?

Abandoned refrigerator

 

[DarkSimian]

What kind of sex do beached whales have?

love bite

what's another word for hickey?

spooning

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

what's another word for hickey?

spooning

What starts off the trouble?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc46l0QvNZM


youtube

 

[emsway]

What starts off the trouble?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc46l0QvNZM


youtube

You posted that video of me falling on my face where?

Mixed bag.

 

[numeniusa]

You posted that video of me falling on my face where?

Mixed bag.

You want your meat and veggies packed separately, or?

But it's raining.

 

[MisterDark]

You want your meat and veggies packed separately, or?

But it's raining.

Do you want to go outside and play in the puddles?

barefoot and fancy free