wildebird
Literotica Guru
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What did the idiot ask for in the paint store?
my ball's in here somewhere.
What did the golfer mutter as he searched through his "bag"?
Goodness; this is soaked!
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What did the idiot ask for in the paint store?
my ball's in here somewhere.
How do Lit women describe their panties after chatting with IHC?
Burn!
What does Dark Simian do when he goes out in the sun?
Michael Caine
Who is Maurice Joseph Micklewhite?
It Takes a Thief
How do you round out a perfect D& D party?
Muskrat Love
Are there really muskrats named Susie and Sam?
Woodstock
Who is Snoopy's little bird friend?
coitus interuptus
What is a sure-fire way to get knocked up.
Ezra, the death defying gerbil.
What animal was stuck up Richard Gere's butt?
Homeless people
What does my town have a ton of?
Lemon yellow and furry.
What is attached to Babe the Blue Ox?What do minions look like?
blue balls
What is attached to Babe the Blue Ox?
White and hard.
White and hard: What is the middle of the penis bell curve?
Knucklehead
What is a closed-fist punch to the noggin?
The Great Zamboni.
What did Deadpool use to run over that guy on the ice?
zucchini bread
What bread tastes better with raisins and walnuts?
Hot shot
What movie starred Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer before they were on Two and a Half Men?
dry humping
What kind of sex do beached whales have?
love bite
what's another word for hickey?
spooning
You posted that video of me falling on my face where?
Mixed bag.
You want your meat and veggies packed separately, or?
But it's raining.