This is the answer, now what's the question?

[DarkSimian]

What if Trump really does become President?

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

How many dildos do you need for tonight?

Two Outta Three Ain't Bad

 

[FelicityJohns]

How many dildos do you need for tonight?

Two Outta Three Ain't Bad

Supper cooked, dishes done...

He sang like a canary.

 

[DarkSimian]

Supper cooked, dishes done...

He sang like a canary.

what did Pavarotti sound like on helium?

Spagettios

 

[FelicityJohns]

what did Pavarotti sound like on helium?

Spagettios

What killed Chef Boyardee?

never a dull moment.

 

[DarkSimian]

What killed Chef Boyardee?

never a dull moment.

How would you describe Lit?

a dildo shaped like Frankenstein

 

[FelicityJohns]

How would you describe Lit?

a dildo shaped like Frankenstein

Can you say ouch?

Time to pay up.

 

[DarkSimian]

Can you say ouch?

Time to pay up.

Did you win the Super Bowl pool?

knitting needles

 

[FelicityJohns]

Did you win the Super Bowl pool?

knitting needles

What do I want to stick in my ears whenever I hear Justin Beiber?

Dim the lights.

 

[DarkSimian]

What do I want to stick in my ears whenever I hear Justin Beiber?

Dim the lights.

Lights on or off for sex?

auto erotic asphyxsiation

 

[FelicityJohns]

Lights on or off for sex?

auto erotic asphyxsiation

What is NOT on my list to try?

Don't fear the Reaper.

 

[DarkSimian]

What is NOT on my list to try?

Don't fear the Reaper.

What should you do when Death comes a knocking?

The Tidy Bowl Man

 

[SunDevilGirl]

What should you do when Death comes a knocking?

The Tidy Bowl Man

What do you call your toilet scrubber?

Hot cross bun.

 

[MichaelinChina]

What do you call your toilet scrubber?

Hot cross bun.

What's your favourite Easter food?

Millions of rabbits.

 

[Maraquerida]

What stopped Watership Down being acted by real animals instead of using animation?

Only fools and horses.

 

[DarkSimian]

What's your favourite Easter food?

Millions of rabbits.

Who showed up when the Trix factory exploded?

The Silver Bullet

 

[newbiebabe]

What's your favourite Easter food?

Millions of rabbits.

What will you find on the Japanese island of Ōkunoshima?


another one bites the dust

 

[MichaelinChina]

Who showed up when the Trix factory exploded?

The Silver Bullet

What did Tonto enjoy up the arse from the Lone Ranger?


training bra

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

What did Tonto enjoy up the arse from the Lone Ranger?


training bra

What is every young girls nightmare?

wine and roses

 

[MichaelinChina]

What is every young girls nightmare?

wine and roses

Name two things that should be included in a romantic dinner?

I need to go to the dentist.

 

[emsway]

Name two things that should be included in a romantic dinner?

I need to go to the dentist.

Why does your breath smell like death?

Three gallons of motor oil

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Name two things that should be included in a romantic dinner?

I need to go to the dentist.

What do men say when they are already in great pain?

Good luck

 

[MichaelinChina]

What do men say when they are already in great pain?

Good luck

What do people say to passengers about to board a plane?

It's a fly madam.

 

[Maraquerida]

Good luck

What do I need to snag the hottest man here?

Tartan paint

 

[emsway]

What do people say to passengers about to board a plane?

It's a fly madam.

Isn't that the cutest birthmark you have?

Burn it all down.

 

[MichaelinChina]

What do I need to snag the hottest man here?

Tartan paint

What did the idiot ask for in the paint store?

my ball's in here somewhere.