This is the answer, now what's the question?

[FelicityJohns]

What can I always bribe Felicity with?

the moon landing

What was a giant leap for mankind?

The Confederacy.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

What was a giant leap for mankind?

The Confederacy.

Who declared war on the U.S. in 1861?

Cheetos cheese puffs.

 

[FelicityJohns]

Who declared war on the U.S. in 1861?

Cheetos cheese puffs.

What's something that's orange and highly addictive?

Super glue.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

What's something that's orange and highly addictive?

Super glue.

What does mild mannered regular glue become when it changes in the phone booth?


class ring

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

What does mild mannered regular glue become when it changes in the phone booth?


class ring

What did you melt down today?

But I'm a victim of soicumstance!

 

[FelicityJohns]

What did you melt down today?

But I'm a victim of soicumstance!

How did Bugs plead his voyeurism case?

It could have ended badly.

 

[MichaelinChina]

How did Bugs plead his voyeurism case?

It could have ended badly.

Why did you walk out of the movie before it was finished?

Nothing!

 

[MattWolf]

Why did you walk out of the movie before it was finished?

Nothing!

What does King Lear say will come from nothing?


Wet, slightly sticky with a tangy taste.

 

[MichaelinChina]

What does King Lear say will come from nothing?


Wet, slightly sticky with a tangy taste.

What does her cunt taste like?

landslide

 

[averagesizeguy]

What does her cunt taste like?

landslide

What's a good excuse to get out of work?

Prostitution.

 

[MichaelinChina]

What's a good excuse to get out of work?

Prostitution.

Dad, what's a good career choice?

I'm sorry, I don't know.

 

[averagesizeguy]

Dad, what's a good career choice?

I'm sorry, I don't know.

So, why were you attempting to make an Old Fashioned while doing 90 down the interstate when your car slammed into the school bus filled with orphaned Catholic school children?

 

[MichaelinChina]

So, why were you attempting to make an Old Fashioned while doing 90 down the interstate when your car slammed into the school bus filled with orphaned Catholic school children?

want to give me an answer, so I can ask a question?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

.......

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Dad, what's a good career choice?

I'm sorry, I don't know.

You mean to say you have no recollection of what you did after that 7th shot of tequila?


That's going to leave a mark.

 

[DarkSimian]

.......

what did lovetopleasewomen tell his last date?

William Shatner

 

[Penuche]

William Shatner

Name me an actor from Star Trek, who ruined Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds.

Gary Glitter

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Name me an actor from Star Trek, who ruined Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds.

Gary Glitter

What's Perky T's on stage male persona?



left behind.

 

[DarkSimian]

What's Perky T's on stage male persona?



left behind.

Where do you like to be spanked?

Ray Stevens

 

[barefootgirl69]

Where do you like to be spanked?

Ray Stevens

Who was that streaker at the ball game, Ethyl?

Dark moon rising

 

[Penuche]

Dark moon rising

What do you get when trouble's on the way?

Sloppy Joes

 

[DarkSimian]

What do you get when trouble's on the way?

Sloppy Joes

What are better than Sloppy Seconds?

the 7-year itch

 

[Hornblende]

What are better than Sloppy Seconds?

the 7-year itch

What requires a 7 year scratch?

Shaved at both ends

 

[tnh_06]

What are better than Sloppy Seconds?

the 7-year itch

What you get from that girl you left the bar with at 2:00 AM


How did that get there?

 

[barefootgirl69]

What you get from that girl you left the bar with at 2:00 AM


How did that get there?

How did what get where?

Peaches