This is the answer, now what's the question?

[beachbaby179]

What was the name of the stripper I hired?

Palm trees and hotdogs

Name two completely different phallic objects.

Parking lot.

 

[DarkSimian]

Name two completely different phallic objects.

Parking lot.

Where did you lose your virginity?

Six Flags over Texas

 

[sultan_sd]

Where did you lose your virginity?

Six Flags over Texas

What is the name of the amusement park that I threw up at?

Pizza and caramels

 

[DarkSimian]

What is the name of the amusement park that I threw up at?

Pizza and caramels

What did you throw up at Six Flags?

Gangster Rap

 

[FelicityJohns]

What did you throw up at Six Flags?

Gangster Rap

What is something I could never pull off?

Sandals and socks

 

[emsway]

What is something I could never pull off?

Sandals and socks

What is the most unattractive thing a man can wear?

Lap dance from a little person.

 

[sultan_sd]

What is the most unattractive thing a man can wear?

Lap dance from a little person.

What did the groom get as his bachelor party?

Skyscrapers and donkeys

 

[FelicityJohns]

What did the groom get as his bachelor party?

Skyscrapers and donkeys

What are two things that just don't mix?

They call it a McRib.

 

[DarkSimian]

What are two things that just don't mix?

They call it a McRib.

what did McGod take from McAdam to make McEve?

Frosted Flakes

 

[emsway]

what did McGod take from McAdam to make McEve?

Frosted Flakes

I'd really like to rip up the roof of my mouth. What should I eat?

Jar of fireflies.

 

[JanneE]

What's the best nightlight during the summer?

Brownies

 

[DarkSimian]

What's the best nightlight during the summer?

Brownies

what are the female equivalent of cub scouts?

The U.S.S. Enterprise

 

[sultan_sd]

What's the best nightlight during the summer?

Brownies

What is the answer to ...'were you ever a Boy Scout? No, but I ate a (blank) once'

Seaweed

 

[numeniusa]

What is the answer to ...'were you ever a Boy Scout? No, but I ate a (blank) once'

Seaweed

Name an unlikely ingredient for bread making

Upside down

 

[Bitesback]

Name an unlikely ingredient for bread making

Upside down

How does McArthur's Universal Corrective World Map look to you?

Training

 

[DarkSimian]

How does McArthur's Universal Corrective World Map look to you?

Training

what was Bill Murray's squad in "Stripes" doing when they missed graduation?

ZZ Top

 

[Bitesback]

For their 1972 concert tour of the USA, who did the Rolling Stones ask to open for them?

sleeping giant

 

[ydahecnot]

What should you never awaken?

It's stuck!

 

[DarkSimian]

For their 1972 concert tour of the USA, who did the Rolling Stones ask to open for them?

sleeping giant

where is a good place to get a cheap mattress?

random PMs

 

[Hornblende]

where is a good place to get a cheap mattress?

random PMs

What do women with irregular periods suffer?

Putting together Swedish flat-pack furniture.

 

[Bitesback]

What do women with irregular periods suffer?

Putting together Swedish flat-pack furniture.

What led you to seek marriage counseling?

Pluto

 

[DarkSimian]

What led you to seek marriage counseling?

Pluto

who didn't get an invite to the Solar System Ball?

Rocky Mountain oysters

 

[37_ttej]

......

 

[Bitesback]

who didn't get an invite to the Solar System Ball?

Rocky Mountain oysters

What is usually served peeled, pounded flat, floured, seasoned and deep fried and makes men wince to think about it?

Hard hats

 

[DarkSimian]

What is usually served peeled, pounded flat, floured, seasoned and deep fried and makes men wince to think about it?

Hard hats

How would you describe caps with erections?

Spongebob Squarepants