Answer the Question Above You. Ask One for the Next.

There's not a great deal of room and weighty things make the thing not hang right and makes it bang about when I'm dancing. So, there's car keys, tissues, a small wallet with ID, single credit card, tic tacs and phone.

do you find wicked thoughts, at some time of the day when they shouldn't, intruding into your mind when you're really trying to concentrate on something else?

As I write this post instead of what I'm supposed to concentrate on---the answer must be yes! Also, non-wicket thoughts!

Seltzer or water?
 
Ginger all day long

What was the oddest thing that happened while you were having sex?
 
His twin brother having sex with his girlfriend in the neighbouring room at the same time (no door) and me yelling "Thomas (my boyfriend's name), stop taking pictures and come back to bed please!"
Hey, you didn't say the oddest thing couldn't be me.

Favourite smurf?
 
Brainy, he seems like the only one who could do anything useful

Favorite children's cartoon?
 
Yes, several times; if someone’s gone to the trouble to make it, I’ll try and enjoy it

If you had to choose another planet to live on in the solar system, which would you choose and why?
 
If you had to choose another planet to live on in the solar system, which would you choose and why?
Mars, I suppose, because most of the others have too thick an atmosphere to ever see stars.

What was the most recent thing that made you laugh out loud during a sex act?
 
Mars, I suppose, because most of the others have too thick an atmosphere to ever see stars.

What was the most recent thing that made you laugh out loud during a sex act?
Popping a dildo out of my 🐱 every time I got close to cumming (by accident hahah) and her throwing it across the room to finish me off with two fingers instead 🙏🏼

When was the last time you made yourself cum?
 
Last week sometime, watching an Elly Clutch video.

What's the most recent concert or similar event you've been to?
 
No, but it’s on my list of wants-to-do

What was your spiciest thought yesterday or last night, and what did you do about it?
 
Thought about being permitted to touch myself only when my tongue was pleasing her, but never allowed to cum. Did nothing about it.

What’s your favorite time of day to fantasize?
 
Night time

If you could fulfill a sexual fantasy and a non sexual one, which would you choose first and why?
 
If you could fulfill a sexual fantasy and a non sexual one, which would you choose first and why?
Non sexual 1st I think. This is because the sexual fantasies involve or affect my wife and that this time she [even we] are not willing. I Also it wouldn't be taboo to share them.

Do you truthfully share your sexual fantasies with your spouse/ partner?
 
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Non sexual 1st I think. This is because the sexual fantasies involve or affect my wife and that this time she [even we] are not willing. I Also it wouldn't be taboo to share them.

Do you truthfully share your sexual fantasies with your spouse/ partner?
Spouse: Not for many years.
Current sexual partner: Yes

What part of your own sexual history do you regret the most?
 
Spouse: Not for many years.
Current sexual partner: Yes

What part of your own sexual history do you regret the most?

Drunk nights in college where I was more aggressive with women than I should have been.

What's the best sex song for you?
 
I guess I’d have to say Jimmy Buffet’s “why don’t we get drunk and screw” .

Have you ever made extra noise fucking your college gf, cuz you knew her babe of a roommate was listening in the next room.

And as for @Nicefella , Maryanne was way way hotter than Ginger.
 
I guess I’d have to say Jimmy Buffet’s “why don’t we get drunk and screw” .

Have you ever made extra noise fucking your college gf, cuz you knew her babe of a roommate was listening in the next room.

And as for @Nicefella , Maryanne was way way hotter than Ginger.
Negative - my college gf made sure she only hung out with girls wayyyy less hotter than her. The extra noise was all genuine.

Maryanne did not make the earth move like Ginger.

Did you ever fart (by mistake obviously) while fucking?
 
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