Out Boast the Poster Above You

[Jodaily]

Was just elected as The Official Peach Squeezer at our local Peach festival. So many fine peaches!

 

[lindi_85]

Pfft that’s nothing, my peach is rotten.

Wait… I don’t think I did that ripe

 

[Pad_Foot]

A rotten peach is close to peach schnapps, so I’ll be your official taster until I deem your peach has become too addictive

 

[Jodaily]

Iyiyiyi, too much schnapps for pad_foot!
Had to stop drinking schnapps, woke up naked in the front yard too often. My neighbor started complaining. His wife didn’t.

 

[Hotcoffee123]

By mountains, did you mean my boobs?

 

[Jodaily]

By mountains, did you mean my boobs?

Absolutely! And by magnificent you were talking about my cock right?

 

[BDA73]

It seems to be a woman pleasure but when talking magnificent you were describing the orgams I give to my wife

 

[Wand3rlust]

Or was it the orgasms I give your wife..

 

[MrPimms]

I wrote the book ‘Side Eye Orgasms: Eye Rolled” … number one Patreon: Wand3r

(Do you want the third edition signed too?)

 

[Jodaily]

I was the man 50 shades of grey was modeled around.

 

[Petereater]

I was the man 50 shades of grey was modeled around.

And I was your dominatrix

 

[Jodaily]

And I was your dominatrix

And as your sub I was actually in charge.

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

And as your sub I was actually in charge.

I actually charge Doms for my submission.

 

[Baztrachian]

I make doms submit to me.

 

[Jodaily]

I don’t have to charge my doms, they gladly give me all they have.