The Litties!!!!!

[Jaime_H]

not the point

Hey, I'm a Brit, I know nothing about winning, just how to loose stoically...

 

[elli1]

Hey, I'm a Brit, I know nothing about winning, just how to loose stoically...

good for you!

 

[ChainedUp]

I wanted to make sure to stop by and thank IHC and the voters for last night's award. If you read the thread, you know by now that I'm not one much for awards but I do try and be gracious when winning one. I'm glad so many enjoy the thread, it's success is 95% because of everyone that posts. All I do is toss out a topic and TRY and keep things on the rails.

Thanks again.......winning is always good

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

Now on to our most missed Litsters.

Who really fucking cares they arent here anymore. They abandoned us.

Fuck em

Oh and the winner is GGGB.

Obviously she isnt here so lets move along.

THANKS CLOWNS ! and Slinger got me too nosy so I just came on here for this ?

 

[blazin24]

Surprised to see I was nominated. Thanks!

 

[IhateClowns]

THANKS CLOWNS ! and Slinger got me too nosy so I just came on here for this ?

Were we supposed to wait for your acceptance speech? Where is the thanks to the throngs of folks who voted for you?????
Mmmmhmmmm

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

Were we supposed to wait for your acceptance speech? Where is the thanks to the throngs of folks who voted for you?????
Mmmmhmmmm

LOL THANKS to those who voted for me

 

[lexieredefined]

LOL THANKS to those who voted for me

GGGB!!!!

*hugs*

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

GGGB!!!!

*hugs*

hi lexieredefined !!!
how are you ?

 

[MausAss]

And the award goes to:

Mausass.

https://img1.etsystatic.com/032/0/5251293/il_340x270.633775815_owiv.jpg

Yay, I got this awesome trophy. Okay, it didn't say awesome when I got it, but it does now. I'm going to use it for my eggs, it will be eggstra special.

If only I had made that joke before the votes, I could've won the prize for funniest litster too

I want to thank everyone who voted for me. The rest of you can fuck off.*
Also I want to thank myself. I knew my genius tactics of voting for myself in every category was bound to pay off.




*not really.

 

[cowslinger64]

I got into a fist fight with Slinger. He kicked my ass and was arrested for assault. The commissioner is looking to exempt him.

Lol... Well you've obviously never seen me drunk.. I'm the guy that keeps buying rounds, not throwing them!

 

[Thandi]

That was fun to get caught up on. Sorry I missed the show.
Congrats to all...excellent job Clowns!

 

[may_I_please]

Have to say that was very funny...I haven't even read through it all yet ...bloody good job old boy and everyone else

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Congrats Lake!

If I had won, I would have had to have refused the award.



Woot! Wait....that's not a good thing is it? Or is it? Not sure.

Very funny thread, my brother. Thanks for the fun work there.

Congrats to you too BBB. You deserved it every bit as much as I, and maybe more.

Lol... I guess it was rather prophetic that I likened ravi winning poster most exemplifying lit to be being fucked up...and here it was MOI instead.


I'm not sure I exemplify anything but a silly overstimulated teenager, in an eternal search for yet another sammich... but perhaps that's what this place is about?


Nah...I'm here to entertain myself, make the girls laugh, and fuck up their panties on occasion.. and to me, that is what LIT is about.


Thanks.. and slinger did have a looooong haaaard day and was asleep and missed the festivities. Good job clowns.. you da man.

You may exemplify the fucked up, silly overstimulated teenager in search of a sammich, but hey...someones got to do it!

Plus, you said Long and Hard *snickers in his best beavis and butthead laugh*

THANKS CLOWNS ! and Slinger got me too nosy so I just came on here for this ?

HI!!! Good to see you.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Congrats to you too BBB. You deserved it every bit as much as I, and maybe more.

I'll just say it was nice to be nominated in the same category as you guys. When I first came to Lit and was trying to figure out my place in this world I knew it wasn't me to try to be one of the more opinionated types like some of the GBers or Teknight or Cowslinger who get a lot of attention. So I observed for a while and realized by watching guys like BBB and Lakesailer, Ricky C and others that someone could just be themselves and fit right in.

So anyway, thanks to all who nominated me I am honored to be associated with these guys.

Cheers.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Congrats to you too BBB. You deserved it every bit as much as I, and maybe more.

No way.

I'll just say it was nice to be nominated in the same category as you guys. When I first came to Lit and was trying to figure out my place in this world I knew it wasn't me to try to be one of the more opinionated types like some of the GBers or Teknight or Cowslinger who get a lot of attention. So I observed for a while and realized by watching guys like BBB and Lakesailer, Ricky C and others that someone could just be themselves and fit right in.

So anyway, thanks to all who nominated me I am honored to be associated with these guys.

Cheers.

I'm super flattered. Thanks for saying that.

Both you guys.

 

[IhateClowns]

Thanks again everyone for the kind words and praise. It turned out pretty good for being rushed. Glad everyone enjoyed themselves.

 

[1sickbastard]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MUZ9dK6mU7U/R8kTPIk7X8I/AAAAAAAABcI/CpwcHC4mjVE/s320/Argosy+image+352.jpg

 

[Matthew82]

5* thread..well done!

 

[IhateClowns]

5* thread..well done!

Thanks.

 

[hatlover123]

And now for the fellas. Apparently 4 out of the 5 aren't new. It's a good thing this guy won then.

The noms for best new male pg'er are:

Missingout
Orcaa
Mausass
Hatlover
Blaze24

And the winner is:

What do you define as new?

But seriously folks, it's an honour to be nominated.
All those nights of dressing up in glittery sequins, painting my face gold and sprinkling glitter on my face have finally paid off.

I'm surprised I didn't win with all the times I stuffed the ballot box with my cock.
The corrugated cardboard felt reallllllll good.

Staples is my new sex store.

 

[VanGogh66]

Congrats to all the weiners and winners

 

[hatlover123]

And now for the most meaningful catagory of the whole show. Funniest guy you all point and laugh at when they take off their pants.

And the nominees for funniest male are.

LusterMunkey
IHC
Slinger
1SickBastard
Geronimo Appleby

And the winner is.

I thought I would be a shoo in walk off winner of this category.

Is it too late to protest or get a re-count?
I think I see a few write-in votes scattered on the floor where the janitor half-hardheartedly swept up.

 

[hatlover123]

Good job IHC for putting together a very creative thread.

I enjoyed reading the comments and following the storyline.

Well done.

 

[respeito]

i'm sorry, i wasn't aware of this until Lexie reached out to me.

thank you, IhateClowns for your enjoyable threads and entertaining spirit.

i am completely shocked by the win (that i don't deserve). to those of you who thought enough of me to nominate me, i am beyond touched; even if it was all in fun.


be golden.