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butters
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i got nuthin'
except my eyes, ears, and imagination. i'm averse to buzzing, hard plastics and shit. especially shit.
hobbit.
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shit, when wired to mains electricity.....
dolf
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my imagination is trying to kill me.
butters
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i'm not even gonna ask how you'd know where the rest of that sentence goes
*misspent youth*
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i have my cunt electrodes, true. but they're battery powered.
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Sounds dangerous.
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Stay away from my toothbrush
dolf
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i have always been a little homicidal.it has homicidal tendencies?
take it to a health and safety course.
it's endearing!
nuh uh. it's healthy & shit.
it exercises your pelvic floor and makes your toes curl.
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Apprenticeship is with the CEGB, cut short by the court case. bastard HSE.
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That's a job description for my tongue.
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This is Sven - he is is disquise - he helps me out.
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i think people might notice.
i think people might notice.This is Sven - he is is disquise - he helps me out.
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you need to speak to aggreko, get an event spec 100 kva set, by pass the safety trips....
fucking awesome!!
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you need to speak to aggreko, get an event spec 100 kva set, by pass the safety trips....
fucking awesome!!
charred vag really stinks, doll.
it'd take more than joss sticks to clear that.
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I only put him in disquise when I put him on the internet!
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if you think charred vag stinks.. you ever tried charred vag in unwashed panties.. gut wrenching lassie.. gut wrenching.
joss sticks? neutradol can't even get close!
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fresh knickers on stand by!
would the smell of burnt hair cover charred vag?
my lady parts have gone retro.
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Toys? I don't have ANY. Am I boring, dolf?
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burnt hair is awesome when intermingled with woodsmoke, takes me back to the witchfinder days..
fresh knicks? i'd avoid nylon btw
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do you at least abuse household objects?
i can't go to the hardware store anymore. i find myself fondling ropes and chains.
actually, the pet shop is just as bad. collars, not litter trays!
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burnt hair is awesome when intermingled with woodsmoke, takes me back to the witchfinder days..
fresh knicks? i'd avoid nylon btw
don't want the undercrackers melting too, eh?
I don't like British people.
They have bad teeth and their breath smells horrible.
That is what Daddy says about them, but not my personal opinion.
We live in West Virginia and he works in a Coal Mine.
He says that I should work there too when I get older.
I have never told him, but I make more in one night than he does in a week.
I'm a stripper and drive forty miles to work each night.
Daddy thinks that I work at a convenience store, but I don't.
I'm a stripper.
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