Weird ways to masturbate

[SensualQueen]

I masturbate daily, sometimes several times a day, and I usually use my fingers to fill all my holes, which is very satisfying for me. I'm not a fan of sex toys, so sometimes I use things designed for other uses, like the classic hairbrush or a nice cucumber. But as for weird things to masturbate with, sometimes I put a candle in it, unlit of course, or the bedposts. A banana is also one of my favorites or a carrot...

What do you use to masturbate?

 

[cactusjack0584]

I do tend to use toys and my hand. Nothing like an intense orgasm while a toy is pressing on my prostate.

 

[ClockworkFox]

I use your audios quite a bit, since you ask.

 

[ClockworkFox]

What are the approximate dimensions of those bedposts, and are they rather high up? I have this mental image of a lady wearing a ten-gallon cowboy hat atop a bucking bronco bedpost, or rather a bedpost being bucking-broncoed, or maybe that should be bronco-bucked.

 

[SensualQueen]

What are the approximate dimensions of those bedposts, and are they rather high up? I have this mental image of a lady wearing a ten-gallon cowboy hat atop a bucking bronco bedpost, or rather a bedpost being bucking-broncoed, or maybe that should bronco-bucked.

I don't remember the dimensions, but it was the ideal size to fill and satisfy me at the time. The bedpost got quite wet...

 

[ClockworkFox]

Did you masturbate last night and/or this morning, and/or do you have any plans to finger yourself later on today? Or do you take the odd day off?

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Why do I get the feeling I already know the answer to these questions? ...

 

[SensualQueen]

Did you masturbate last night and/or this morning, and/or do you have any plans to finger yourself later on today? Or do you take the odd day off?

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Why do I get the feeling I already know the answer to these questions? ...

I masturbated last night and in the morning as usual. I hope to do it again in the afternoon...

 

[JuicyWife]

Our frying pans have removable handles. They are very invitingly shaped

 

[SensualQueen]

Our frying pans have removable handles. They are very invitingly shaped

That's original! Awesome.

 

[ClockworkFox]

I masturbated last night and in the morning as usual. I hope to do it again in the afternoon...

That is comforting to know, SensualQueen. Hopefully you will report back to us on when you have popped again. Thanks in advance, and may I wish you felicitous frantic fingering frolics. You might like to record them, and regale us with another of your trembling, shivery audios.

 

[SensualQueen]

I masturbated again. It wasn't anything very original, I used my fingers while listening to a hot audio.

I moaned like crazy while I said to the man on the audio: "I want your spunk in my ass."

It was awesome.

 

[KnickersandPanties101]

Maybe not weird, but I like to edge close using a ribbed penis plug in and out of my urethra.

 

[Smarthomanid2]

Our frying pans have removable handles. They are very invitingly shaped

Be careful with bacon

 

[ClockworkFox]

I masturbated again. It wasn't anything very original, I used my fingers while listening to a hot audio.

I moaned like crazy while I said to the man on the audio: "I want your spunk in my ass."

It was awesome.

Good girl. I think we would all like to hear an audio of that welcome request by the Queen of Moans amid a lot of heavy breathing, heavy language and heavy orgasm. But failing that, we can imagine it rather nicely on our own, I suppose. On our own, or accompanied.

But it's a highly personal thing, masturbation, isn't it? And you don't have to ask your hand if it was good for it too. Sometimes I do, just for fun, but then I'm a bit weird. Sometimes I could swear it answers me, even, and in fact my hand used to light up a cigarette or a spliff afterwards, share it with me, and lazily stroke the hairs on my chest as I got my breath back to go off and make the lattes and warm up the croissants, or strawberries and cream in the summer, but I don't smoke anymore, so that's out.

 

[Edgeallday78]

It’s always arousing to hear what girls use to masturbate with. Hairbrush and toothbrush are my favorites but the pens and makeup brushes are also hot

 

[SensualQueen]

It’s always arousing to hear what girls use to masturbate with. Hairbrush and toothbrush are my favorites but the pens and makeup brushes are also hot

I also use a hairbrush and a toothbrush sometimes. I used a pen a lot when I was a teenager.

 

[Edgeallday78]

I also use a hairbrush and a toothbrush sometimes. I used a pen a lot when I was a teenager.

Would love to hear all about it

 

[SensualQueen]

Would love to hear all about it

Maybe one day I will talk about my experiences as a teenager.

 

[ClockworkFox]

So do we have another seminal audio in the making, Sensual Queen? Seminal in both senses, I might add, because from what we gather you are certainly a girl who is aroused by spunk, be it the male or female variety. As I am. And as WE are, because yes, I believe I can safely speak for 100% of us on the issue. If anyone disagrees, please raise your hand. If it isn't too busy at the moment.

I should really get some work done here ...

 

[ClockworkFox]

No, fuck work! Much more entertaining here. There, a snap decision, so bugger John and Jane Customer.

 

[SensualQueen]

So do we have another seminal audio in the making, Sensual Queen? Seminal in both senses, I might add, because from what we gather you are certainly a girl who is aroused by spunk, be it the male or female variety. As I am. And as WE are, because yes, I believe I can safely speak for 100% of us on the issue. If anyone disagrees, please raise your hand. If it isn't too busy at the moment.

I should really get some work done here ...

I might make some new audio soon...

 

[ClockworkFox]

Now, that's what I wanted to hear! But I hope you didn't feel pressured by me, Sensual Queen? ...

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... Why the hell does everything I write seem to have a double meaning? It's been happening quite a bit lately, ever since I read another thread called "Am I a pervert?".

 

[SensualQueen]

Now, that's what I wanted to hear! But I hope you didn't feel pressured by me, Sensual Queen? ...

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... Why the hell does everything I write seem to have a double meaning? It's been happening quite a bit lately, ever since I read another thread called "Am I a pervert?".

I don't feel pressured... But it's good to know that there are people who like my audios and are eager to listen to them...

 

[ClockworkFox]

Also a turn-on for you as you do it, right, in the knowledge that you will be turning XXX people on too. Does what goes through your mind as you masturbate vary, or is it basically the same? Could it be an event triggered that very day, or is it a past experience, an experience you'd like to have again, an experience you'd like to have but can't, a certain specific fetish (those you mention on your profile ...? Or do you just think cock-pussy-ass-cock-pussy-ass in that kind of jumbled way in which we masturbators "see" unspeakable scenarios playing out through our sewer-like minds?

 

[SensualQueen]

Also a turn-on for you as you do it, right, in the knowledge that you will be turning XXX people on too. Does what goes through your mind as you masturbate vary, or is it basically the same? Could it be an event triggered that very day, or is it a past experience, an experience you'd like to have again, an experience you'd like to have but can't, a certain specific fetish (those you mention on your profile ...? Or do you just think cock-pussy-ass-cock-pussy-ass in that kind of jumbled way in which we masturbators "see" unspeakable scenarios playing out through our sewer-like minds?

It's a turn-on to know that the audio can be liked by many people and that they masturbate while listening to it.
I think about many things related to my fetishes, of course. Lately, I tend to think about someone in particular...
My mind flies...