Weird ways to masturbate

I masturbate daily, sometimes several times a day, and I usually use my fingers to fill all my holes, which is very satisfying for me. I'm not a fan of sex toys, so sometimes I use things designed for other uses, like the classic hairbrush or a nice cucumber. But as for weird things to masturbate with, sometimes I put a candle in it, unlit of course, or the bedposts. A banana is also one of my favorites or a carrot...

What do you use to masturbate?
God, if my earlier life's bedposts could talk.
 
I masturbate daily, sometimes several times a day, and I usually use my fingers to fill all my holes, which is very satisfying for me.
My wife used my fingers for that. She'd never masturbated with hers until we married and only after I had been doing it for years. I've always wondered what's the difference in ladies who do and don't early on and throughout their life, as to why or why not. I mean, after having orgasms why would you not? I see such a relief in her when she orgasms.
I'm not a fan of sex toys, so sometimes I use things designed for other uses, like the classic hairbrush or a nice cucumber.
My wife wasn't either until we hit a serious down phase sexually. One of the things that revived it were sex toys - thank goodness.
But as for weird things to masturbate with, sometimes I put a candle in it, unlit of course, or the bedposts. A banana is also one of my favorites or a carrot...
Can you imagine? Lit? You'd have to fire proof the linens. And HURRY!!!

I've had girlfriends who used bedposts. Wildest thing ever to see. Some of the better sex partners for certain. They were also cucumber, carrots, and banana users as well.

Nowadays we prefer creative ways to use the toys but once in a while we don't have them and get all worked up. Then it's whatever is the handiest that is also the safest. As many have said, it's amazing how many household items work well.
 
Side down the tub and let the water fall from the faucet right there, it's a unique feeling, still gets me off at times. Tool:faucet?
The wife enjoys that. Good way to get off. We also enjoy the handheld shower head. How do you like your water temperatures? We tend to start with the normal temperature we shower at, and adjust higher from there.
 
I masturbate daily, sometimes several times a day, and I usually use my fingers to fill all my holes, which is very satisfying for me. I'm not a fan of sex toys, so sometimes I use things designed for other uses, like the classic hairbrush or a nice cucumber. But as for weird things to masturbate with, sometimes I put a candle in it, unlit of course, or the bedposts. A banana is also one of my favorites or a carrot...

What do you use to masturbate?
My hand mostly accompanied by your audios of course 😏. I do sometimes use a stroker. My favorite is my Hung UFO stroker . It has a really nice suction. Function to it and I love slowly pulling it off while it's sucking. It makes a lovely pop sound... Something about hat sound makes me even harder. At times I do humo a pillow when listening to audios....I enjoy thrusting and gyrating my hips in rhythm.
 
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