Sex with Aliens

[Black_Bird]

Would you be the first one to give an extra terrestrial being some good old fashioned earth loving?

Or is this an off colored question?

 

[Lasz]

That depends, does it look like T pol' from star trek, or some really ugly alien?
I think looks matter here more then anywhere else!

Maybe I would do one of Jabba the Hut's women..... I think?

laz

 

[Black_Bird]

Aw... You wouldn't look at what's on the *inside*?

 

[Lasz]

not with aliens, only with humans.

 

[Black_Bird]

COME ON PEOPLE!!! How else are we going to show them that we are friendly??? Surely someone is willing to be the first to try intergalactic sex!

 

[Lost Cause]

Yeah, I'd be like Cap'n Kirk on those space wenches! Take them to my leader?...shit..I'd give 'em warp drive, and ask them, "Who's yo' leader......who's yo' leader?!"

 

[Mae13]

OMG...

LC, my chocolate milk came *this* close to gettin sprayed all over my screen!

Sure BB, I'd give 'em some loving....cuz we all know Earth Girls are Easy!

 

[Black_Bird]

Now now now, Mae... we don't want to make a BAD impression on our visitors. Not until we discover there kinks first!

Anyone remember the joke of the woman and man who had sex with the two aliens?

Husband and wife decided to swing with a alien couple. The wife gets with the male alien, he gets naked, and she can't believe how small he is. "Surely you don't want me to fuck *that*" she says. "You want bigger?" he asks. "Well, uh, yeah," the woman answers. "Hit my forehead." So the woman hits the aliens forehead and his prick gets longer. "Uh, but it's still too thin," the woman complains. "Well, then pull on my earlobes." So the woman pulls on the alien's earlobes and his prick gets thicker.

Anyway - the woman and the male alien had a wonderful time... Afterwards, she meets up with her husband and asks about what happened between him and the female alien. "She gave me a splitting headache!" he complained. "Oh? Why?" asked his wife. "Because she kept hitting my head and pulling my earlobes!"

 

[Lost Cause]

A good joke BB!
Your thread reminds me of "Close Encounters of the Third kind." In the end, when all those aliens came out I'd have to figure which one to boink! Do I want the spider-kind? Or the little three foot "spinners" that look like the pillsbury doughboy? Oral sex would be an "iffy" proposition as they would have to understand that my cock is not food, but a drink and handcream dispenser! Then I drifted to the, "Star Wars" bar, or Jabba's party den. I'd definitely do the long mouthed singer, and the blue dancer for sure! After all, on the inside, they're all pink..er..blue...er..green...oh well, come play with the Jedi Flesh Saber baby!

 

[scylis]

what do you mean, "the first one"?

you mean you havn't yet?

 

[RainbowBright]

Would you be the first one to give an extra terrestrial being some good old fashioned earth loving?

BAD BIRD!

 

[Lost Cause]

Or how about that female alien in, "Mars Attacks!" Man, I'd even skull fuck her after she blew up! I'd also have a hard time, but I'd try it with the various stages of development in, "Alien". The pod would be easy, but the crab-like creature would be a challenge. Everytime I see the mature alien's jaw extend..I sprout a stiffy! Everything's gotta fuck...it's just trying to figure out which body opening is correct without starting an intergalactic incident.
If I ever got abducted, it would be them that wind up on the examination table...or bent over it.
Space pussy.....the final frontier!

 

[Starfish]

Hasn't the dude from Arizona who has bi monthly, alien ass babies already gone where no man has gone before?

I didn't renew my Weekly World News subscription when it ran out 15 years ago, so I don't know what the hell is actually going on.

I wonder if they have a website. Hmm....

*Spaces out*