Repel me in five words

[jeff_is_smiling]

The Liberty Bell is tighter...

 

[Jasminelit]

Drama is my middle name

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Wanna see my MAGA cap??

 

[ydahecnot]

Be hard to top the last two, buuuut...

Urolagnia is the bomb, amirite?

 

[Unquoted]

ever had a guacamole enema?

 

[Taegul]

Covfefe covfefe covfefe and covfefe.

 

[Ziggins]

My wives think you're hot.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

I'm not wearing any clothes.

 

[Jaws82]

Can you pop that bacne?

 

[WerdNerd]

Cum? Pus? What's the difference?

 

[Taegul]

Trust me, it is yuuuge!

 

[Jada59]

ever had a guacamole enema?

Hahahahaha

 

[Jada59]

I vomited in your shoes!

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Scratch my bum please Bae...

 

[TheShez]

Can we talk baby names?

Ha! Yes run!

 

[TheShez]

How about mum joins us?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Check out my new sore.

 

[married_muir]

Check out my huge spreadsheet.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I am a fat man.

 

[subgreen]

I am a fat man.

Long skinny throbbing dick here

 

[Just4AFriend]

You look marvelous to me

 

[gavinp]

Would you like a cigarette?

 

[ydahecnot]

Your sharts...my spank bank

 

[Taegul]

I can't count to five.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I heard you have herpes.