Post a reason why the person above would appear in the evening breaking news

[lovetopleasewomen]

Painted lipstick on the Lincoln memorial.

fell into the panty hamper.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Swallowed by a ‘gator

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Developed Little Knitted Nipple Warmers

 

[papadoc19]

He was transferred back to the EPL

 

[ElizabethWest]

Celebrated too hard after a Georgia win tomorrow night

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Celebrated too hard after a Georgia win tomorrow night

She put a very big cart before a very small horse.

 

[SassySheDevil]

She put a very big cart before a very small horse.

Pleasing a woman in public. Duh.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Pleasing a woman in public. Duh.

Inciting a wild riot by wearing them shorty short Daisy Dukes.

 

[papadoc19]

He was suffocated between someone's legs...

 

[HBergeron]

Record winnings from sports betting.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Donated several missing paintings to a local art gallery.

 

[WetBiMoose]

Became the inspiration for a flash mob based around Eggplants and Spoons.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Led a one moose protest against reindeers.

 

[papadoc19]

She was outed as a spy

 

[Taegul]

Rescued kittens from a fire, then sold them on Ebay for a huge profit.

 

[papadoc19]

He is starring in a reboot of Magnum P.I.

 

[Taegul]

He is starring in a reboot of Magnum P.I.

He performed the world's greatest disappearing act.

 

[angelofthenorth]

He performed the world's greatest disappearing act.

he invented a substance that dissolves everything, he just needs a container to put it in!

 

[ashik09]

he invented a substance that dissolves everything, he just needs a container to put it in!

They broke into the Hello Kitty factory and removed one eye from all the dolls.

 

[VoraciousValue]

They broke into the Hello Kitty factory and removed one eye from all the dolls.

Arrested for throwing a pie in Theresa May's face.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Won an all-you-can-eat-off-the-cactus prickly pear contest.

 

[Taegul]

She was the first person this year to download and install a Windows 10 update without suffering negative consequences. Very newsworthy.

 

[starrynightin64]

He found a way to keep Justin Bieber up in Canada

 

[Taegul]

He found a way to keep Justin Bieber up in Canada

She apologized in front of the entire world for mentioning Justin Bieber and I in the same sentence.

 

[AlwaysFara]

She apologized in front of the entire world for mentioning Justin Bieber and I in the same sentence.

He made a joke that someone laughed at.